Lets try this and see how long we can keep this up.
One poster will start off listing 2 things. For example...
Beer or Wine
The next poster will need to choose either one and will need a simple reasoning. A new set of items will be listed after for the next poster. So it’ll go like this.
Beer > Wine.
Cheaper to get drunk on.
Family Guy or Simpson.
Lets do it!
Family Guy or Simpsons
Who’s talking?
Sol Amstutz
herman
Davee Bee
sittingduck
derekdeal
a killer wombat
gameyy
Pearls To Pigs
Birdie3431
andrE w.
jimmyheartcore
quakerninja
justgeoff
LitoQ
Randomentity
Terror
scapyyy
hideouscarwreck
Ouchless
johnnyminardi
Dilly Cakes
nate gonz
Ameeee
RyanC.
searhino
treyinstereo
Chapter12
Ben Danger
t.rupp
forloveofOCTOBER
RustyEight
Cole
skull with hair
Robmcbride
heythequickness
heavyprints
Rick-Foot
Kevin Doom
Kolby
brett_district
Joey
William.
Tender Branson
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Sol Amstutz said 9 months ago
Family Guy < Simpsons
While family guy is hilarious, the Simpsons is far more clever in its hilarity.
SNES or Sega Genesis
herman said 9 months ago
SNES > Sega Genesis
Far more classic games for SNES. Chrono Trigger, Street Fighter 2, the Gundam RPG series...
Nike or Adidas
Davee Bee said 9 months ago
Adidas>Nike
Three stripes can kick one swoosh’s ass! And there Clima Cool and Adiprene systems are much more comfortable for running.
Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris
sittingduck said 9 months ago
Bruce Lee < Chuck Norris
Bruce lee is the world record holder for the longest time survived after chuck norris roundhouse kick to the face. brandon lee died of hereditary roundhouse kick to the face.
Incubus or 311?
derekdeal said 9 months ago
Incubus < 311
more incredible albums and amazing live
redbull or amp?
a killer wombat said 9 months ago
Incubus > 311
hardcore or lesbian?
derekdeal said 9 months ago
oh shit we killed it
sittingduck said 9 months ago
redbull > amp
tastes like batteries ... nothings cooler than that.
innie or outtie?
Sol Amstutz said 9 months ago
bah...and so the ">" thread dies an untimely death.
herman said 9 months ago
Haha, theres more people on a Friday night than I thought.
herman said 9 months ago
innie > outtie
I had to google on this one. I have an innie.
Europe or Asia
sittingduck said 9 months ago
asia
cheaper labor haha.
sand in your eyes or poop on your peepee?
gameyy said 9 months ago
Asia > Europe
Ginseng, samurai, and ninjas.
Uh........
Wii or Xbox360?
derekdeal said 9 months ago
sand < poop
you can wash off poop, sand hurts
vinyl or plush?
derekdeal said 9 months ago
epic fail
Sol Amstutz said 9 months ago
Wii < Xbox360
i don’t think that even warrants an explanation
iPhone or Blackberry?
gameyy said 9 months ago
Vinyl > plush
I like heavy things that get dusty.
sittingduck said 9 months ago
iphone ... ITS A MAC.
propane or charcoal?
derekdeal said 9 months ago
propane < charcoal
pfffft
the crane or vulcan death pinch
sittingduck said 9 months ago
the crane
fuck trekkies
jimmy pop or ODB?
Pearls To Pigs said 9 months ago
this thread is full of win
ODB
He is Legendary
Fraggles or The Muppets?
sittingduck said 9 months ago
i woudla chosen jimmy pop ...
muppets.
ignorant bliss? or the torture of genius?
Birdie3431 said 9 months ago
idnorent bliss > tortue of genious
haha id just ignore em...
emptees or threadless??? (LOL)
andrE w. said 9 months ago
emptees>threadless
kid rock the rocker or kid rock the country singer?
jimmyheartcore said 9 months ago
kid rock the country singer > kid rock the rocker
andy warhol or bob dylan?
Birdie3431 said 9 months ago
andy worhol > bob dylan
id choose art over music any day
hillary swank or hillary clinton?
Pearls To Pigs said 9 months ago
hillary swank > hillary clinton
jack kerouac or hunter s. thompson?
quakerninja said 9 months ago
Bob dylan>Andy Warhol
unlike many of our more mature legends he doesn’t suck yet.
although Warhol did aid in the Velvet Underground. HmmTuff, still Dylan.
pepsi>coke
herman said 9 months ago
Hunter S. Thompson > Jack Kerouac
Haven’t read any of their books, but Hunter sounds like a killer name. I would want to name my child Hunter.
Coke > Pepsi
I hate pepsi’s commercial always trying to bring down Coke. It makes them look so insecure.
Serif or San-Serif
gameyy said 9 months ago
Serif > san-serif
Super classy, timeless.
Digital or Analog [watches]
Pearls To Pigs said 9 months ago
Analog > Digital
They just look better for the most part.
New Found Glory or Blink182?
sittingduck said 9 months ago
Blink 182 before they got artsy > NFG
NFG SUCKS LIVE, they opened for finch and sounded like a can full of screaming monkeys.
marbs or camels?
herman said 9 months ago
marlboro > camels
I don’t like how Camel’s ad campaign is target towards teens. Marlboro’s cowboy campaign is a landmark in the advertising world.
Pizza or Chinese Food
Pearls To Pigs said 9 months ago
pizza > chinese food
pizza barely ever lets me down, chinese food kind of effs me over sometimes.
ap.net or pitchfork?
sittingduck said 9 months ago
Pizza > Chinese Food
chinese makes me have really bad gas, and i always feel sick after eating it.
skulls or ghetto blasters?
sittingduck said 9 months ago
Epic fail #2
Pearls To Pigs said 9 months ago
thats my favorite fail pic
justgeoff said 9 months ago
left hand < right hand
sittingduck said 9 months ago
i don’t think you get this thread geoff.
justgeoff said 9 months ago
I’m so drunk right now> I’m not drunk at all and am praying with my rosary.
herman said 9 months ago
ap.net > pitchfork
Haven’t been any of those 2. just randomly chose.
Skulls < Ghetto Blasters
The symbol of chick magnets.
right hand > left hand
for obvious reasons.
Jason Bourne or James Bond
derekdeal said 9 months ago
jason bourne < james bond
bond always makes time for the ladies
Vacation or European Vacation
sittingduck said 9 months ago
vacation > european vacation
haha the theme park was closed .. .that was great.
the matrix or cloverfield?
andrE w. said 9 months ago
matrix > cloverfield
law and order SVU or the original?
LitoQ said 9 months ago
law and order SVU > the original?
photoshop or illustrator?
Sol Amstutz said 9 months ago
photoshop = illustrator
i can’t have one w/out the other
Schwarzenegger or Stallone?
Randomentity said 9 months ago
schwarzenegger > Stallone
Arnie fought a Predator and was Conan, Stallone fought Mr. T and He-Man....
Wacom or actual pen and paper?
herman said 9 months ago
Pen & Paper > Wacom
More variety with strokes and style.
Stephen Colbert or Conan O’Brien
Randomentity said 9 months ago
Colbert > Conan
He’s just funnier
Alien or Terminator
herman said 9 months ago
Terminator > Alien
The Terminator could go back in time and kill Alien before they formed.
Poker or Strip Poker
Terror said 9 months ago
Poker < Strip poker
strip poker w/ fat chicks or strip poker w/ midgets
scapyyy said 9 months ago
strip poker with midgets
strip poker with ez or strip poker with jimmyheartcore =P
Randomentity said 9 months ago
strip poker with jimmyheartcore
that way when he tells me i have a small penis i know he’s joking. ez’s just mean. :p
discharge ink or vaginal discharge
Terror said 9 months ago
discharge ink > vaginal discharge
herpes or genital warts?
scapyyy said 9 months ago
herpeeeeeesss
doing PCP or doing Cocaine ?!?!?!?
hideouscarwreck said 9 months ago
being clean > doing pcp or doing cocaine
myspace or facebook?
Ouchless said 9 months ago
myspace > facebook
I don’t want to poke you, throw cake, drink a sakibomb, or find out my kama sutra position.
hoodie weather or beach weather?
Randomentity said 9 months ago
haaaaahahaha
hoodie weather
snake bite or jellyfish sting?
herman said 9 months ago
Snake bite > Jellyfish sting
Jellyfish killed one of the world’s truest man, Steve Irwin.
Cowboys or Ninjas
Randomentity said 9 months ago
actually a stingray did.
Ninjas they’re silent and cheaters.
cd or mp3?
derekdeal said 9 months ago
cd>mp3
mp3s sound like farts
rock band or guitar hero
justgeoff said 9 months ago
rock band > guitar hero
rock band bends guitar hero over and shoves a drumstick up its ass.
paper or plastic?
herman said 9 months ago
paper > plastic
when burnt, it smells better.
Red pill or Blue Pill
andrE w. said 9 months ago
blue pill > red pill
if the pills are flavored the red is probably cinamon(shit i cannot spell) and id rather have it bee minty
spearmint(green) or peppermint(blue)?
herman said 9 months ago
Peppermint > Spearmint
Less minty.
Donnie Darko or Tyler Durden
andrE w. said 9 months ago
tyler durden >>> donnie darke
tears fall upon or tawdry hepburn (both jfinley designs)
hideouscarwreck said 9 months ago
tears fall upon < tawdry hepburn
the postal service or death cab for cutie?
johnnyminardi said 9 months ago
death cab for cute > the postal service
taking back sunday or brand new?
Dilly Cakes said 9 months ago
Death Cab for Cutie > The Postal Service
Ben Gibbard is a genius regardless, but The Postal Service only has one album.
serif or sans serif
nate gonz said 9 months ago
brand new> tbs
tbs ripped brand news "soco amaretto lime"
mr pink or mr white?
nate gonz said 9 months ago
orrrrr
boba fett or lando calrissian
Randomentity said 9 months ago
Boba Fett > Lando Calrissian
Lando Calrissian was a positive role model in the realm of science fiction fantasy
FUCK LANDO CALRISSIAN, uncle tom ninja!
anywho
anakin or vader?
andrE w. said 9 months ago
vader > anakin
donna pinncioti or jackie burkhart?
Randomentity said 9 months ago
difficult, i love redheads, but jackie is easy...and i love sluts...
Donna > Jackie
Fez or Balki?
andrE w. said 9 months ago
fez > balki
id just like to point out that thats cheating, those werent your options
dark coffee or light coffee?
scapyyy said 9 months ago
light
red bull or monster?
herman said 9 months ago
you guys need to have a reasoning after each ">"
:D
andrE w. said 9 months ago
if you comment on this you need to do it herman!
i really dont like either, im more of a coffee person but i guess red bull > monster b.c its smaller
the rza or the gza? ohhhh shit
Ameeee said about 1 month ago
RZA > GZA
He’s a slashie.. producer / musician / actor.
Diet Coke or Coke Zero?
RyanC. said about 1 month ago
Coke Zero>Diet Coke
Honestly, I don’t really remember what Diet Coke taste like...
Panic At The Disco or Fall Out Boy
(I know most people on here don’t both like them, but if you had to choose one)
searhino said about 1 month ago
panic at the disco or fall out boy is the equivilant of consentual gay sex or gay rape
treyinstereo said about 1 month ago
P!ATD < Fall Out Boy
Fall Out Boy’s early stuff was great pop punk (See: Take This To Your Grave). PATD has never been good.
Heartless or Homeless?
Chapter12 said about 1 month ago
Heartless > Homeless
(Which would you rather have...)
This is a tough one...
Herpes or Crabs
Ben Danger said about 1 month ago
obv crabs. The herp is forever
Emptees or girlfriend
t.rupp said about 1 month ago
Emptees>girlfriend
Girlfriend works 2much
sunn0))) or Earth
RyanC. said about 1 month ago
Emptees>Girlfriend
I’m so alone...I was about to ask this chick out yesterday, but I think she likes this other guy who’s a total prick. This ever happen to anyone else?
Chapter12 said about 1 month ago
Nope.
forloveofOCTOBER said about 1 month ago
come on now, thats not even a sensible comparison.
cloverfield is a little less corny anyhow.
RustyEight said about 1 month ago
sunn0))) < Earth
Just because I’m not sure what a sunn0))) is.
Horsebite’s Stache or GodMachine’s Beard
Cole said about 1 month ago
Horsebite’s Stache < GodMachine’s Beard
deaf or blind
searhino said about 1 month ago
deaf > blind
sex with your sister or sex with your mom
skull with hair said about 1 month ago
deaf > blind
cuz the internet sucks if you’re blind.
anime or the holocaust?
searhino said about 1 month ago
anime < holocaust
who needs jews anyway?
Robmcbride said about 1 month ago
Douche.
'Cause he ruined this I’ll start again.
Work and money or Playtime and poor house?
heythequickness said about 1 month ago
Work and money > Playtime and poor house
Anything fun requires money, you gotta work to make money.
Migraine headache or terrible stomach ache.
Ameeee said about 1 month ago
Terrible Stomach Ache > Migraine Headache
Because you can’t crap out or throw up your brain.
Vector Art or Pixelsssss
heavyprints said about 1 month ago
Vector > Pixels
even though I do most of my work raster, you can’t beat infinite scalability.
Blondes or Brunettes
Robmcbride said about 1 month ago
Brunettes > Blondes
Tits or Ass. Hooray for chauvinistic threads!
Ameeee said about 1 month ago
Damn ROB!!! You failed!!!
herman said about 1 month ago
Ameeee said about 1 month ago
Oh wait! I realised he said tits or ass? Or maybe he changed it!
Tits > Ass
I has bewbs.
Robmcbride or DrewGliever?
Robmcbride said about 1 month ago
Well.. I might as well continue this..
Drew Gliever!
Also, I edited nothing Amee!
Chicken or Beer?
derekdeal said about 1 month ago
chicken < beer
dragons or dinosaurs
Rick-Foot said about 1 month ago
dragons < dinosaurs
Dinosaurs once ruled the earth!
carrot top or muffin top?
Kevin Doom said about 1 month ago
People using ">" in this thread > People using "<" in this thread.
Get with it!
Ameeee said about 1 month ago
Hahah!
Muffin Top > Carrot Top
They taste better!
Tea with milk or black tea
Kolby said about 1 month ago
tea with milk > black tea
firefox or safari
LitoQ said about 1 month ago
firefox > safari
British Knights or L.A. Gear
herman said about 1 month ago
RustyEight said about 1 month ago
L.A Gear
Octoberfest (Sam Adams) or Pumpkinhead (Shipwreck)
brett_district said about 1 month ago
pumpkin head> octoberfest
coniferous or deciduous
herman said 9 days ago
deciduous. sounds better.
or
derekdeal said 9 days ago
>
or
Joey said 9 days ago
or
William. said 9 days ago
first two. duh.
laminate or granite countertops
Tender Branson said 9 days ago
Laminate > Granite
Lolcats or Fail
Sol Amstutz said 9 days ago
lolcats = fail
Joey said 9 days ago
/thread