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  <body>Does anyone else gets IMs like this from &lt;a href="http://emptees.com/people/665-mitchbones"&gt;Mitchbones&lt;/a&gt;?

&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.natemaggio.com/misc/mitch.jpg" border="0"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;

This happened about 20 minutes ago... and it isn't the first time. He started IMing me for advice and then he started doing this shit. Is it just me or does Mitch solicit gay sex from anyone else?</body>
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  <title>Nate Sexy Time</title>
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      <body>woahh..weird.</body>
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      <body>that is odd are you sure it's him and not one of his friends just messing around.</body>
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      <body>I talked to him a few times on AIM a while back. Never got hit on, though.</body>
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      <body>well stop being sexy nate gosh your such a tease. ha ha
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=826
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;quakerninja said:&lt;/cite&gt; well stop being sexy nate gosh your such a tease. ha ha
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=826&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;quakerninja said:&lt;/cite&gt; that is odd are you sure it's him and not one of his friends just messing around.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Maybe it is true about the friends... I thought that the first time. Now after 3 times I am skeptical.</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>hahahahah</body>
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      <body>idk i have friends who do this is. its kind of off putting but its just whats "cool" i guess. hahahah</body>
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      <body>ahahahahaha</body>
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      <body>:\ I was just joking around (a lot of my friends usually greet on IM by saying something like that and I picked up the bad habit), and your rarely on aim thought I would drop you a line. You would have probably known that if you replied instead of posting about me.

&lt;br /&gt;I apologize if it sent the wrong message, or If I annoyed you.Like I said, you should have just said something about it. I get really bored and just like to shoot the shit. Sorry.</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;mitchbones said:&lt;/cite&gt; :\ I was just joking around, and your rarely on aim thought I would drop you a line. You would have probobly known that if you replied instead of posting about me.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

oh snap. Just for that you can kiss me Mitch.</body>
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      <body>It's ok everyone, please just go back to your emptees blog reading and writing, there's nothing to see here, just a simple misunderstanding :)</body>
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      <body>(Although Nate is a sexy name.  It would have been understandable if Mitch hadn't been joking too.)</body>
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      <body>shuffling along then. Drama foiler.</body>
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      <body>Alright, alright, I guess Mitchbones HAS been a member for 5 months and can probably hold his own.  Proceed with the fiery accusations everyone.  </body>
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      <body>Mitch is cool people. No manticore fun here.</body>
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      <body>I can see that, back to my den then. Got to feed the cubs and all...</body>
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      <body>This thread should probably just be taken down, anyone who hasn't seen this thread doesn't need to read it.  I don't know Mitch, but I'm sure he's a cool guy.</body>
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      <body>dude being homo is the new black.

no joke

"no homo" was soooo 07

"being homo" is 08'</body>
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      <body>gay in 08</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;brandonSCAPULAAA said:&lt;/cite&gt; dude being homo is the new black.

no joke

"no homo" was soooo 07

"being homo" is 08'&lt;/blockquote&gt;

I'm glad "no homo" is gone. That shit was whack. 

</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;SentimentalNate said:&lt;/cite&gt; (Although Nate is a sexy name.  It would have been understandable if Mitch hadn't been joking too.)&lt;/blockquote&gt;

totally.
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;nate gonz said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;SentimentalNate said:&lt;/cite&gt; (Although Nate is a sexy name.  It would have been understandable if Mitch hadn't been joking too.)&lt;/blockquote&gt;

totally.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

+1

I always think of Nate from Six Feet Under.

You should change the name of this post to "Nate Sexy Time."</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Jon Kruse said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;brandonSCAPULAAA said:&lt;/cite&gt; dude being homo is the new black.

no joke

"no homo" was soooo 07

"being homo" is 08'&lt;/blockquote&gt;

I'm glad "no homo" is gone. That shit was whack.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

+1
Maybe I should start my IMs off with "No homo" :)

</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;mitchbones said:&lt;/cite&gt; :\ I was just joking around (a lot of my friends usually greet on IM by saying something like that and I picked up the bad habit), and your rarely on aim thought I would drop you a line. You would have probably known that if you replied instead of posting about me.

&lt;br /&gt;I apologize if it sent the wrong message, or If I annoyed you.Like I said, you should have just said something about it. I get really bored and just like to shoot the shit. Sorry.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

No worries, brosef. I just don't wanna kiss you- okay?</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Nate said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;mitchbones said:&lt;/cite&gt; :\ I was just joking around (a lot of my friends usually greet on IM by saying something like that and I picked up the bad habit), and your rarely on aim thought I would drop you a line. You would have probably known that if you replied instead of posting about me.

&lt;br /&gt;I apologize if it sent the wrong message, or If I annoyed you.Like I said, you should have just said something about it. I get really bored and just like to shoot the shit. Sorry.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

No worries, brosef. I just don't wanna kiss you- okay?&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Nate, I don't know how to quit you.</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;brandonSCAPULAAA said:&lt;/cite&gt; dude being homo is the new black.
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

These days, bein gay is, like, one better than havin an iPod!</body>
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      <body>I got the new 2 gig homo nano and I love it.</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;jaynajaynajayna said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;brandonSCAPULAAA said:&lt;/cite&gt; dude being homo is the new black.
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

These days, bein gay is, like, one better than havin an iPod!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

bisexual is cooler though.
its 2X the ass potential.

then if you include inanimate objects, the Multipler is phenomenal. almost infinite depending on how much you want to  'degrade' yourself. i use 'degrade' in quotes cause im being sarcastic about societal rules. foolish rules. opppressive Rules.

dem is just jokes. 

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      <body>Shit..that's like trisexual.

Try anything. Hahah.</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;jimiyo said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;jaynajaynajayna said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;brandonSCAPULAAA said:&lt;/cite&gt; dude being homo is the new black.
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

These days, bein gay is, like, one better than havin an iPod!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

bisexual is cooler though.
its 2X the ass potential.

then if you include inanimate objects, the Multipler is phenomenal. almost infinite depending on how much you want to  'degrade' yourself. &lt;/blockquote&gt;

"Bisexual: The Mathematicians Preference"

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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;jaynajaynajayna said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;brandonSCAPULAAA said:&lt;/cite&gt; dude being homo is the new black.
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

These days, bein gay is, like, one better than havin an iPod!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

probably the funniest thing ever. 

but, also, mitch- i'm with you brother. my friends and i do way worse, you just gotta make sure the person on the receiving end of the homo-erotic humor is comfortable with it.  or else its creep, thus this thread is made. </body>
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