quakerninja - Newman avatar

Fun with fake band names.

posted 8 months ago by quakerninja

Who doesn’t like thinking of cool fake band names. (the idea is to post fake band shirts too)

I like Danic at the Pisco
Mertorso Moreso (oops promotion)

Rageing Slick Thunder Vomit
Kafkas Kaskit
The Roach Riders
Giggle Rodgers in the Moveing Vans.
Slap Happy.
Oats and Coats.
Squash, (just plain squash, wanna fight)
Wet Whip staring Leather Monroe and Sissy Basic
Loud Mouth Bass Hysteria-phonic space-row-noughts from space
Notorious F.A.T.
Hobo Crossing
Chum Bucket and the Jail bait dancers.
lets hear what you got....

19 Comments

  1. quakerninja - Newman avatar

    quakerninja said 8 months ago

    anyone?

  2. MickyMays - MickyMays avatar

    MickyMays said 8 months ago

    The Penises

  3. heavyprints - Nick avatar

    heavyprints said 8 months ago

    Syndrome of a Down

  4. lonelyroad - Nick Schuller avatar

    lonelyroad said 8 months ago

    Vin Diesel lol.

  5. AYYOGOLDSTEIN - Mitchell Goldstein avatar

    AYYOGOLDSTEIN said 8 months ago

    The Chuck Norris Experience

  6. quakerninja - Newman avatar

    quakerninja said 8 months ago

    Just finished, feast your eyes on this mofo.
    http://www.emptees.com/tees/3356-notorious-f-a-t
    I need the practice any request on what I should try next.

  7. GhostmakerAZ - J-Sin avatar

    GhostmakerAZ said 8 months ago

    i was in a fake band for a day called Malcom in the Middle East

    i thought it was a great name,

  8. {miles to go}  - greg kerr avatar

    {miles to go} said 8 months ago

    i always thought violent diarrhea would be a great band name. tons of great merch options on brown shirts.

  9. skull with hair - skull with hair avatar

    skull with hair said 8 months ago

    Concrete Lake AKA "Pool"

  10. horsebites - HORSEBITES avatar

    horsebites said 8 months ago

    Here are some sweet Ska band names my friends and I thought up:
    Ska Skank Redemption
    Skaco Bell
    Ska Bao
    Beam me up Ska-T

  11. andrE w. - AndrEw avatar

    andrE w. said 8 months ago

    quaker ninja, can you do a hardcore savage garden cover band t shirt? haha. i would listen to that band.
    what could the name of that band be?

  12. MykeCatastrophic - Michael Lo Sauro avatar

    MykeCatastrophic said 8 months ago

    I was thinking of the ridiculous names that a lot of bands have nowadays and came up with a joke idea of a band called CuntHammer.
    Their logo/first tee shirt would be the letters 'CUN' and then a hammer as the 'T'

  13. Fueled By Caleb - Caleb Beiermann avatar

    Fueled By Caleb said 8 months ago

    Those of you in merchandise will understand this one.

    Beefy Tee (the Heavyweight Hanes style tee)

    And one me and a friend thought of a LONG time ago:
    Fisted By Jesus

  14. Jorgasm - Jorge Acosta avatar

    Jorgasm said 8 months ago

    Fueled By Caleb said: And one me and a friend thought of a LONG time ago: Fisted By Jesus

    You would! lol

  15. skullface - Jessica avatar

    skullface said 8 months ago

    browsing the top charts in Rock Band, my friends spotted
    "Nine Inch Males"
    classy.

    also my best friend is in a joke grindcore band called "Duck, Duck, Axe Murderer"

  16. nate gonz - nate gonz avatar

    nate gonz said 8 months ago

    comeback skid-mark

  17. ChadDoesDesign - Chad Humphrey avatar

    ChadDoesDesign said 8 months ago

    Fueled By Caleb said: Those of you in merchandise will understand this one. Beefy Tee (the Heavyweight Hanes style tee) And one me and a friend thought of a LONG time ago: Fisted By Jesus

    http://www.myspace.com/fistingjesus

  18. Enclothe - Derek avatar

    Enclothe said 8 months ago

    Cheesus Jeezgrater

  19. charbear - charbear avatar

    charbear said 8 months ago

    the butthole surfers,

    oh wait that is a real band hahaha

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