kyleisez - Kyle Crawford avatar

creamy vs crunchy

posted 6 months ago by kyleisez

with all the PB&J talk, its time to start the epic battle... who will win?

Extra Crunchy Jif all the way

38 Comments

  1. Cole - Cole Blotcky avatar

    Cole said 6 months ago

  2. quakerninja - Newman avatar

    quakerninja said 6 months ago

    choosy moms choose abortion...uh I mean Crunchy. I like crunchy, and Jam over Jelly and also Toasted, And Crust haters can all choke and die.

  3. nate gonz - nate gonz avatar

    nate gonz said 6 months ago

    a pb&j isn’t meant to be chunky.

  4. Kolby - Kolby  avatar

    Kolby said 6 months ago

    nate gonz said: a pb&j isn’t meant to be chunky.

    +100

    Smooth all the way.

  5. joeROOSTER - joeROOSTER avatar

    joeROOSTER said 6 months ago

    if theres no jelly i go with the crunchy.

  6. justgeoff - Geoff May avatar

    justgeoff said 6 months ago

    crunchy Jif and strawberry preserves = yumfest '08

  7. gameyy - Eric Terry avatar

    gameyy said 6 months ago

    Both. If I’m gonna be toasting my bread, I like it smooth, otherwise it’s like rocks in snot. Crunchy is good for adding texture to my most delicious banana+mayo+pj sandwhiches. (bonus glass of milk)

  8. kyleisez - Kyle Crawford avatar

    kyleisez said 6 months ago

    MAYO YOU SICK FUCK

  9. Ouchless - Andy avatar

    Ouchless said 6 months ago

    Creamy dudes, creamy. No jelly. Toasted lightly. Possibly add some marshmallow fluff.

  10. horsebites - HORSEBITES avatar

    horsebites said 6 months ago

    Extra CRUNCHY!!!!!!! I don’t give a fuck if that shit was one giant peanut in a jar!!!

  11. hideouscarwreck - leila avatar

    hideouscarwreck said 6 months ago

    crunchy for sure

  12. kyleisez - Kyle Crawford avatar

    kyleisez said 6 months ago

    nutella+crunchy peanut butter+bananas= gloriousness

  13. gameyy - Eric Terry avatar

    gameyy said 6 months ago

    Nevermind you Kyle, ye of little faith.

    I DARE YOU TO TRY IT. It’s nothing short of glorious.

  14. quakerninja - Newman avatar

    quakerninja said 6 months ago

    IamEZ said: MAYO YOU SICK FUCK

    oh gosh, ha ha ha ha. Make it chucky mayo and count me in.

    horsebites said: Extra CRUNCHY!!!!!!! I don’t give a fuck if that shit was one giant peanut in a jar!!!

    Get the mix your own peanut butter It has all the peanuts on the top, and some Peanutoil, then dump in extra peanuts & mix. Or for the smooth lovers just use the oil, win win.

  15. Joey - Joey Gordon avatar

    Joey said 6 months ago

    horsebites said: Extra CRUNCHY!!!!!!! I don’t give a fuck if that shit was one giant peanut in a jar!!!
  16. RikkiB - RikkiB avatar

    RikkiB said 6 months ago

    CRUNCHYYY!
    And in a celery stick.

  17. MickyMays - MickyMays avatar

    MickyMays said 6 months ago

    crunchy. peanuts are awesome

  18. horsebites - HORSEBITES avatar

    horsebites said 6 months ago

    RikkiB said: CRUNCHYYY! And in a celery stick.

    Ooooh!!! So good! I love the log, no ants please.

  19. RikkiB - RikkiB avatar

    RikkiB said 6 months ago

    Hehehe did you call them celery boats?

  20. kyleisez - Kyle Crawford avatar

    kyleisez said 6 months ago

    celery is the worst fucking thing ever, next to onions, fuckkkk

  21. gameyy - Eric Terry avatar

    gameyy said 6 months ago

    Well I guess you wouldn’t like my onion celery sandwiches slathered in mayo. Your loss man. Your loss.

  22. dsprad - David avatar

    dsprad said 6 months ago

    Crunchy peanut butter with bananas between two slices of white bread will make my day.

  23. quixotic - quixotic avatar

    quixotic said 6 months ago

    Funny story about crunchy peanut butter with me...

    When I was little and going to day care during the summer, my mom always packed my lunch of a pb&j and pudding cups or something like that.

    I’ve always preferred creamy and thought that this day was odd because I had crunchy on my sandwich. Then, about an hour or so later I realized I was missing a tooth.

    I ate my tooth because I thought it was a peanut in my peanut butter.

    I still prefer creamy.

  24. Weston - Weston avatar

    Weston said 6 months ago

    Peter Pan creamy. Bama Grape Jelly. Mix it together in a bowl with a fork. Then place between two slices of sunbeam white bread.

  25. Go Ape Shirts - Josh Perkins avatar

    Go Ape Shirts said 6 months ago

    quixotic said: Funny story about crunchy peanut butter with me... When I was little and going to day care during the summer, my mom always packed my lunch of a pb&j and pudding cups or something like that. I’ve always preferred creamy and thought that this day was odd because I had crunchy on my sandwich. Then, about an hour or so later I realized I was missing a tooth. I ate my tooth because I thought it was a peanut in my peanut butter. I still prefer creamy.

    Did you sift for it later so you could get money from the tooth fairy?

  26. Bernard Bael - Bernard Bael avatar

    Bernard Bael said 6 months ago

    IamEZ said: nutella+crunchy peanut butter+bananas= gloriousness

    oh man I haven’t had nutella in ages which makes me a bit sad :[ but I do like mine crunchy and lol @ Go Ape

  27. asdafkid - Grayson Hary avatar

    asdafkid said 6 months ago

    i thought this was gonna be a thread about guitar amps, hhahaha

  28. Davee Bee - Vance avatar

    Davee Bee said 6 months ago

    I dunno... Something about partially chewed peanuts albeit by a machine doesn’t sit well with me. Creamy ftw!

  29. charbear - charbear avatar

    charbear said 6 months ago

    extra crunchy

  30. quixotic - quixotic avatar

    quixotic said 6 months ago

    Go Ape Shirts said:
    quixotic said: Funny story about crunchy peanut butter with me... When I was little and going to day care during the summer, my mom always packed my lunch of a pb&j and pudding cups or something like that. I’ve always preferred creamy and thought that this day was odd because I had crunchy on my sandwich. Then, about an hour or so later I realized I was missing a tooth. I ate my tooth because I thought it was a peanut in my peanut butter. I still prefer creamy.

    Did you sift for it later so you could get money from the tooth fairy?

    Haha... no, I’m pretty I pulverized it, so I couldn’t

  31. Weston - Weston avatar

    Weston said 6 months ago

    quixotic said:
    Go Ape Shirts said:
    quixotic said: Funny story about crunchy peanut butter with me... When I was little and going to day care during the summer, my mom always packed my lunch of a pb&j and pudding cups or something like that. I’ve always preferred creamy and thought that this day was odd because I had crunchy on my sandwich. Then, about an hour or so later I realized I was missing a tooth. I ate my tooth because I thought it was a peanut in my peanut butter. I still prefer creamy.

    Did you sift for it later so you could get money from the tooth fairy?

    Haha... no, I’m pretty I pulverized it, so I couldn’t

    Oh well. At least it didn’t come back and bite you in the ass.

  32. RikkiB - RikkiB avatar

    RikkiB said 6 months ago

    boom boom tish!

  33. skull with hair - skull with hair avatar

    skull with hair said 6 months ago

    creamy, the dogs have an easier time licking it...

  34. heavyprints - Nick avatar

    heavyprints said 6 months ago

    LOL

  35. j3concepts - j3concepts avatar

    j3concepts said 6 months ago

    CHUNKY!
    Smooth is for homosexual gophers.

  36. beth - Bethy avatar

    beth said 6 months ago

    skull with hair said: creamy, the dogs have an easier time licking it...

    HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHA......HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

    I like creamy because crunchy just reminds me that I am eating peanuts maybe if the crunchiness was rice crispies that would be rad!

  37. hideouscarwreck - leila avatar

    hideouscarwreck said 6 months ago

    i just woke up to a delicious crunchy peanut butter and banana sandwhich
    :D

  38. quixotic - quixotic avatar

    quixotic said 6 months ago

    Weston said:
    quixotic said:
    Go Ape Shirts said:
    quixotic said: Funny story about crunchy peanut butter with me... When I was little and going to day care during the summer, my mom always packed my lunch of a pb&j and pudding cups or something like that. I’ve always preferred creamy and thought that this day was odd because I had crunchy on my sandwich. Then, about an hour or so later I realized I was missing a tooth. I ate my tooth because I thought it was a peanut in my peanut butter. I still prefer creamy.

    Did you sift for it later so you could get money from the tooth fairy?

    Haha... no, I’m pretty I pulverized it, so I couldn’t

    Oh well. At least it didn’t come back and bite you in the ass.

    HA! Good point.

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