Ok so, ill kick it off with a movie quote then the next person says what movie its from, and then supplies a quote of their own.
Lets keep the thread clean and see how far we can go (without google for answers). Keep side bar comments to a minimum with your submissions.
ill start it pretty easy
"Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"
GO!
130 Comments
bridawson said 5 months ago
Airplane.
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
a killer wombat said 5 months ago
Donnie Darko
"Why don't you talk in the microphone? I got a backup mike right here. Check, one, two. Testing, testing. They both work and they don't like no feedback. What's up?"
derekdeal said 5 months ago
Joe Dirt
"sir knight......I have just pissed in my pants....and no one can do anything about it"
heroes said 5 months ago
training day
your in the office!....GOING UP
derekdeal said 5 months ago
you name the previous quote's movie not your own...
so...
training day
"60% of the time it works all the time"
a killer wombat said 5 months ago
I think there are two movies I am thinking of, but im going with Anchor Man?
Im making it a little harder, "My crotch is still here, just as you remembered it. "
rightcoaster said 5 months ago
anchor man...too easy
Can you get an STD from a polar bear?
MykeCatastrophic said 5 months ago
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
"Good shit, huh? It's good for two things: degreasing engines and killing brain cells."
heroes said 5 months ago
the matrix
"take it off any sweet jumps"
(sorry derek for nearly ruining this)
Hybrid said 5 months ago
30 Days of Night.
"God?... No God."
adrenmed said 5 months ago
Napoleon Dynamite
And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
a killer wombat said 5 months ago
Caddy Shack
"FOOOR-EV-ER"
adrenmed said 5 months ago
The Sandlot.
Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!
greggrillo said 5 months ago
ELF, I belive..
"You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts."
nate gonz said 5 months ago
Wedding Crashers
"Do or do not, there is no try.."
horsebites said 5 months ago
Star Wars
"Yes your honor, this man has no dick"
kenny g said 5 months ago
Ghostbusters?
"Say what you will about the tenants of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."
nate gonz said 5 months ago
Big Lebowski?
"Come son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod! Snootchie-bootchies."
Dave!PTS said 5 months ago
That quote makes me laugh without fail so much that I had it engraved on the back of my iPod.
Mallrats!
"It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.."
ThinkBaker said 5 months ago
"Kingpin"
"You guys got the Big Gulps eh? AWESOME.... Well, see ya later!"
Kolby said 5 months ago
Superbad
"Oh shit! I spilled my Big Gulp!"
(whoever gets that is the king."
ThinkBaker said 5 months ago
Wrong.
And I think the Answer to yours is Mystery Science Theatre 3000
""Weight the Anchor! How much does it Weight? I don't know, I forgot... You forgot?!?! hahah I saw that on a movie once. haha!"
Kolby said 5 months ago
Are you sure? I know they said it on Superbad when they were walking out of the gas station after the guy spat on him.
geoff said 5 months ago
Dumber and Dumber for first big gulps and I thought the other big gulp was MST3K The Movie: This Island Earth
Kolby said 5 months ago
Nope
geoff said 5 months ago
well it is from MST3K as well.
http://islandnet.com/~dascott/tmim01.htm
Movie act 1
Jackstopher said 5 months ago
Its definately "Dumb and Dumber", geoff beat me to it.
derekdeal said 5 months ago
so someone drop a new quote, you were doing so good
MadeByMAS said 5 months ago
Ok enough of that heres a new one.
"You know what you need...you need to get a battle axe I think you'll wield it well because your mid sections built like a tree trunk"
derekdeal said 5 months ago
dude, haha, i just cheated and googled, and that movie is completely osbscure, its supposed to be fun not to stump everyone.
The Sasquatch Gang
"I dont believe it, Im surrounded by assholes"
MadeByMAS said 5 months ago
dude that movie is awesome and its not like I picked something absurd, thats one of the best lines from the movie.
Its from the makers of Napoleon Dynamite!
ThinkBaker said 5 months ago
"SPACE-muthafukkin-BALLS!"
While were there...
"Excuse me while I whip this out..."
sittingduck said 5 months ago
can't believe nobody anserwed this one ... OUT COLD!!!
here's mine, kudos to whoever gets this.
"The only thing we serve here is tongue! You boys like tongue?"
ThinkBaker said 5 months ago
what about mine SD?
sittingduck said 5 months ago
i hit the one that got totally skipped sorry ...
it's blazing saddles man ... love that movie.
here's another ... "was new jersey really THAT bad?"
sittingduck said 5 months ago
i really need to stop killing threads ....
Kolby said 5 months ago
lmao
Weston said 5 months ago
Someone answer this
sht! said 5 months ago
clerks 2?!
horsebites said 5 months ago
"You know the nazi's also had flair that the jew's wore"
Weston said 5 months ago
Office space!
"You're so money and you don't even know it."
birdie3431 said 5 months ago
swingers i think
"Yea, smother me in gravy you old man!"
anthony ryan said 5 months ago
super troopers.
" tell that mick he just made my list of things to do today "
Tender Branson said 5 months ago
rushmore
"now, a question of etiquette. as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"
jimmyheartcore said 5 months ago
That's a Fall Out Boy song.
You're misquoting the one from the movie.
RUSHMORE - Max Fischer says:
"Tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today."
Fight Club.
"Buddy, two seconds ago you were ready to give me a jump."
beth said 5 months ago
Fight Club
whatever you say, whatever you do, movies always got there first. Even that line you just said comes from a movie, um - Kevin Spacey in the end of, uh, Swimming With Sharks.
beth said 5 months ago
Ohhh Edit after I answer I saw Jimmy! Thats it next time I am in town its Fight Club between the two of us!
anthony ryan said 5 months ago
thanks jimmy,
i guess since i hear the FOB more than the rushmore these days, my brain refrenced the wrong one.
i think my favorite fall out boy movie refrence comes from the line " he tastes like you, only sweeter "
the movie line was " he tastes like you , But Sweeter "
jimmyheartcore said 5 months ago
Bring it on. I'm dtf.
beth said 5 months ago
Its on like Donkey Kong! Winner get to live!
anthony ryan said 5 months ago
dot the i
( i hated that movie )
i love this game. i work in for national amusements cinemas part time, movies are my thing
so back to
" he tastes like you, but sweeter "
beth said 5 months ago
THATS MY FAV MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!! SCREW YOU!!!
Closer
And so, dear Lord, it is with deep sadness that we turn over to you this young woman, whose dream to ride on a giant swan resulted in her death. Maybe it is your way of telling us... to buy American
jimmyheartcore said 5 months ago
The actual line is "It tastes like you but sweeter".
Closer.
"It fell out of your hair that way!"
anthony ryan said 5 months ago
Drop dead gorgeous ( are we on cops again? )
" Put.... zee candle BACK! "
sittingduck said 5 months ago
nope, but you're on the right track.
sittingduck said 5 months ago
office space
anthony ryan said 5 months ago
damn jimmy i quit. lol.
jimmyheartcore said 5 months ago
Nobody touching mine?
I think the person guessing should back it up with the scene, to prove they actually know and don't just google it.
And if two people get the same one, the second person has to delete.
That's from Young Frankenstein when Gene Wilder is trying to find the secret passageway, and Teri Garr gets stuck behind the bookcase ... that's what she says.
Weston said 5 months ago
slackers. when she found the hair doll Jason schwartzman made.
I second the describe the scene idea.
"bitches man"
anthony ryan said 5 months ago
shit. its jason schwartzman, and i can run the whole scene in my head, its him and the chick from sin city.
fuck.
sittingduck said 5 months ago
nobody even tried on mine:
"The only thing we serve here is tongue! You boys like tongue?"
anthony ryan said 5 months ago
slackers!
damn it i should have known that.
anthony ryan said 5 months ago
the goonies. when ma fratelli finds them in the shack/diner
"Ah, a bear in his natural habitat, a studebaker. "
sittingduck said 5 months ago
i shoulda refreshed before posting, that's slackers ... the part when the main chick finds the hair doll that that douchebag (can't remember his name) made.
jimmyheartcore said 5 months ago
That is from Say Anything when Lloyd goes behind the gas station and those kids are all hanging out [Jeremy Piven, fuck yeah!] and everyone is giving him advice .. the youngest kid there says "Bitches man."
This is getting way jumbled. I'm out.
MickyMays said 5 months ago
did you know you can make napalm with one part gasoline and 2 parts frozen orange juice concentrate?
Jorgasm said 5 months ago
The Muppets Movie!
"you gotta admit, he's got a hell of a shot, 450yards.
What place did he finish? dead last? oh yeah, he had a good day though"
sht! said 5 months ago
fight club!
sittingduck said 5 months ago
still nobody?
"was new jersey really THAT bad?"
Kolby said 5 months ago
She won't be coming down here with the spray. She'll be coming down here with a shovel. It happened to m' brother. Split him right down the middle. Now I have two half-brothers.
sittingduck said 5 months ago
james and the giant peach
MickyMays said 5 months ago
i want to say dogma, but thats wisconsin
Kolby said 5 months ago
"She is short but DAMN! that is a fine piece of ass!"
sht! said 5 months ago
jersey girl! hahaha! i have no fucking clue!
MickyMays said 5 months ago
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
sittingduck said 5 months ago
oh damnit, i totally remembered it wrong. kudos for getting the correction and movie right!
sittingduck said 5 months ago
"this is chaz, chaz kramer, asshole"
Weston said 5 months ago
That's when Shai Labouf rehearsed getting all fake tough in Constantine.
"Sign yo piddy on the runny kind!"
MickyMays said 5 months ago
no idea
MickyMays said 5 months ago
It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?
sht! said 5 months ago
i think its in regards to the dog swallowing the diamond!
snatch!!!
sittingduck said 5 months ago
pooty tang ... come on , that's an easy one. wasn't that the name of an album of his?
Randomentity said 5 months ago
"I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I'd kind of like to make love to you tonight"
ThinkBaker said 5 months ago
this thread has gone awol.
so a new one... easy one at that...
"There's three different kinds of people in this world CHuck... Pussies, dicks, and assholes...."
whoever finishes this monologue is a uber-badass....
Weston said 5 months ago
yup. It had the "silent" hit single.
wes_allen said 5 months ago
"pools are perfect for holding water"
MickyMays said 5 months ago
dont remember the whole thing, but thats when the old guy consoles chuck in the bar in TEAM AMERICA FUCK YEAH
Randomentity said 5 months ago
Team America
and all i can remember is "in the end Dicks fuck assholes"
John Malcovich's character>"Why the photographer? why not the script girl??!!"
Willem Dafoe's character>"I'll Eat her later"
derekdeal said 5 months ago
shadow of the vampire?
"see you at the party richter!"
ThinkBaker said 5 months ago
just for fun.... will delete shortly.........
-Gary: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks! And the Film Actors' Guild!.. are pussies. And Kim Jong Il!.. is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks!.. because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole... is a dick... with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies... all covered in shit.
Randomentity said 5 months ago
you are correct.
i cheated and googled
total recall
it's been too long since i've seen that.
"Have fun storming the Castle!"
derekdeal said 5 months ago
princess bride
"where you goin....you're going no where!"
i actually think i fucked that up, do his VVVV
ThinkBaker said 5 months ago
haha yes it IS Boondock Saints.... where they are the air shaft and connor... (er, I think) has his "Bloody rope" you always need a fuckin rope!
"Hot lesbian witches! It's fucking genius!"
anthony ryan said 5 months ago
orgazmo
Elks said 5 months ago
Big Daddy
There's a stick there...
someone should move it.
derekdeal said 4 months ago
im starting it up again
"good journey gwildor"
MickyMays said 4 months ago
sounds like lotr or something
faithbydesign said 4 months ago
He-Man Masters of the universe
"there's a peck with an acorn pointed at me!"
derekdeal said 4 months ago
haha willow
"whats the soup dejour?....its the soup of the day......mmmm that sounds good, ill have that"
{miles to go} said 4 months ago
dumb and dumber.
"badgers? we dont need no stinkin badgers!"
kenny g said 4 months ago
dumb and dumber in the diner.
"Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American."
faithbydesign said 4 months ago
ACE-FREAKIN-VENTURA Ray Finkle Lol
you tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?
justgeoff said 4 months ago
Tombstone
FUCK YOU, that's my name!
derekdeal said 4 months ago
glengarry glen ross and uhf@miles
"i came to kickass and chew bubble gum, and im all out of gum"
MickyMays said 4 months ago
duuuke nukem in the bank
Who are you trying to be... R. Kelly?
Go Ape Shirts said 4 months ago
Yes! They Live when he walks in and starts shooting up the place (a bank i think?)... but the actual quote is a little different. Duke Nukem jacked that line.
"Chalk up another victory for the human spirit"
SentimentalNate said 4 months ago
Ha ha, Planet of the Apes, nice quote GoApe,
"Wow! I cannot believe you're not retarded!"
derekdeal said 4 months ago
garden state in regards to the retarted quarterback?
"los lobos kick your ass, los lobos kick your face, los lobos kick your balls into out ter spaaaaaaaaaace"
andrE w. said 4 months ago
thats wrong, its out cold.
and the los lobos one is short circuit right?
'I'm Bill Murray, you're everybody else.'
Liz, get's It Crunk. said 4 months ago
ha, i love garden state.
"by the way it says balls on your face."
andrE w. said 4 months ago
youre supposed to say what movie the quote the person before you left, then leave a new quote.
so umm, garden state.
"There are moments in a match when the ball hits the top of the net, and for a split second, it can either go forward or fall back. With a little luck, it goes forward, and you win. Or maybe it doesn't, and you lose. "
MickyMays said 4 months ago
wimbeldon?
"He's my partner. He sniffs out drugs. You know, I just send him through his little hole, he's gone for a while, and then he comes back with the heroin."
CMYK|BRAD said 4 months ago
Serpico
"Thats my umbilicle cord... it's taped... i taped it there for fun ..."
jimmyheartcore said 4 months ago
FAIL. You have to say where the quote is from, and the scene -- so people can tell you didn't just google it.
It goes "It's taped, its just for fun ... I taped it there for fun."
Freddy Got Fingered - when Betty is trying to get into Gord's pants ... and he has his umbilical cord duct taped to his belly. "You never ... um ... got that removed?"
Ha!
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
heavyprints said 4 months ago
That's what happens at the end of sex.
Kolby said 4 months ago
Ghostbusters.
"It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now."
rightcoaster said 4 months ago
airplane again
"It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while your sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car."
Davee Bee said 4 months ago
Airplane!
"...No ticket!"
Kolby said 4 months ago
Dogma?
He got this notion into his head that if he restore the old house where they had come that night, Allie would find a way to go back to him...
MickyMays said 4 months ago
Indiana Jones!!! last crusade. on the blimp i think.
Davee Bee said 4 months ago
Right! MickyMays
Dogma is also right but intended for the first one. Both are classic in my book.
MickyMays said 4 months ago
fight club, in the bar. after the narrator blows his apartment up.
Dave!PTS said 4 months ago
That last one didn't have a quote so.. i'll start a new one..
"You using the whole fist, Doc?"
Liz, get's It Crunk. said 4 months ago
i know i wasnt participating, i was just saying.
LitoQ said 4 months ago
eh hem...
Fletch!
my turn:
"I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love pussy! The end."
printolithic said 4 months ago
Half Baked.
"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth."
Terror said 4 months ago
into the wild?
"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."
MykeCatastrophic said 4 months ago
Billy Madison
"Testicles, 1, 2... Testicles, 1, 2."
LuckyStripes said 4 months ago
"That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace."
itcamefromthesky! said 4 months ago
Billy Madison
"Woah! Look at that erect building!"