i turned 18 yesterday
i got arrested yesterday
i went to jail yesterday
DUI-cannabis and paraphernalia
anyone have anything better?
also, anyone have any experience in this sort of thing, what should i do?
Who’s talking?
kyleisez
jimiyo
Randomentity
jaynajaynajayna
andrE w.
sockmonkee
LuckyStripes
Ouchless
horsebites
Cole
Ben Danger
quakerninja
Hays
godmachine
mitchbones
Pearls To Pigs
GhostmakerAZ
Fueled By Caleb
jared
bbkf
MadeByMAS
derekdeal
downrodeo
skull with hair
Incarnadine
justinryan
RustyEight
benaiahclothing
skibtz
hideouscarwreck
ez-kun
52 Comments
kyleisez said 7 months ago
scruff magruff chicago, illinois 60652
jimiyo said 7 months ago
dang. that does suck.
thats awesome though they have internet access in jail!
Randomentity said 7 months ago
dude that does blow, you’re legal now, geeze.
do we get a story?
jaynajaynajayna said 7 months ago
yours is definitely worse
but my birthday is today!
and I have had a migraine for 3 days, my friends wanted to take me to the hospital yesterday, and haven’t been able to do the loads of work I have due for my 8am class tomorrow so I’m trying to cram it in now. hooray
happy birthday us!
andrE w. said 7 months ago
im out of jail now jimiyo, i was only there for like two and a half hours.
id really like to give you a story, but i do have to go to court and DENY DENY DENY so a story on the internet probably wouldnt be the greatest thing.
ill give you one afterwards, but thats like a month and a half from now and thats abit late.
happy birthday jaynajaynajayna!
Randomentity said 7 months ago
well poop.
happy migraine-y birthday to you!
sockmonkee said 7 months ago
that suckssssss dood.
my bday is in 13 days, someone send me free stuff.
LuckyStripes said 7 months ago
I got kicked out of my senior prom before it even started for alcohol possession. That blew.
jaynajaynajayna said 7 months ago
I want free stuff.
give me and andrew and itschrees free stuff!
Ouchless said 7 months ago
I’ll send you some pokemon. Actual pokemon.
jaynajaynajayna said 7 months ago
I had a dream that someone gave me a kitten that actually turned out to me a fire pokemon. I’m not joking. It was an awesome dream.
horsebites said 7 months ago
I sent you a retarded "happy birthday" on myspace. Hopefully that will get rid of your migraine.
Cole said 7 months ago
damnit! my birthday was on the third and i didnt get shit!
Ben Danger said 7 months ago
gangsta shit
jaynajaynajayna said 7 months ago
thank you horsebites. It was retarded.
Cole said 7 months ago
yea i guess i should be thankful i didn’t get busted for pot and wind up in jail.
quakerninja said 7 months ago
It’s not my birthday but I got my manticoredoreshirt today.
Hays said 7 months ago
I got drunk and ended up 6 hours away from my house in the back of a van .from this day i dont know what happend
andrE w. said 7 months ago
thats horrible.
did you know whos van it was? haha
godmachine said 7 months ago
HI DAD IM IN JAIL- I LIKE IT HERE.
wierd- when i was in boston- some cheerleader let me drive her sports car all the way to Rhode Island whilst i smoked a bowl and drank weak shit american beer all the way. I didnt even have a british license let alone a yank one. yeee haaa!
mitchbones said 7 months ago
I turned 18 last Saturday. The night of my LAN was pretty awesome, but my actually birthday kinda sucked (not to the same degree as your’s).
I woke up to the sounds of a man yelling and my mom yelling back. I run to the front door, and its my fucking neighbor’s crazy son saying that my friends were rude to his father while he is spewing the F word every second word. "I’m a fucking stand up fucking guy" were his trademark words.
He claimed we blocked him in, when no one even parked in his yard. I didn’t really want to beat someone up on my birthday. As long as he doesn’t try and shoot at me like he did his pregnant girlfriend.
I slept till 6pm, had my relativity new CoD4 accidentally taken (still haven’t found it)and I ended up having to spend all my bday money on pizza.
Hays said 7 months ago
It was some bands van but still. hahah you gtta live your life dude
Pearls To Pigs said 7 months ago
well i woke up in a van. i traced away the fog so i could see the mississippi on her kneees.
jaynajaynajayna said 7 months ago
what the fuck. did she also give you chlamydia?
There are so many dumb rich college kids running around in Boston with their parents credit cards, aint never been out the nest before. Soooo many 19 year olds with flashy ass cars driving around drunk it’s REALLY COOL WHEN THEY DO THAT
GhostmakerAZ said 7 months ago
SO WAS MINE!
Fueled By Caleb said 7 months ago
My birthday’s this weekend. The 12th! We are having a huge party at the Heartcore residence. FL people interested? Hit me up :)
jared said 7 months ago
dude, i’m so glad I’m not the only one who remembers that exactly.
bbkf said 7 months ago
i was 4 weeks out of major pelvic orthopaedic surgery, in a wheelchair and back in hospital with suspected kidney stones. the 'rectal examination' cemented this as the worst birthday ever. when i wailed 'but it’s my birthday' they gave me morphine as a birthday-present so that took the edge off a little.
godmachine said 7 months ago
I was a very silly young man in those days.
MadeByMAS said 7 months ago
Nice, I would love to come hang but no one really knows me so I would feel awkward and Im to busy working...
andrE w. said 3 months ago
i got off!
Ben Danger said 3 months ago
sounds like its story time then
derekdeal said 3 months ago
that’s what she said
downrodeo said 3 months ago
I got some nice Parquerama prints courtesy of the Doma Crew, a Klingatron tee shirt + stickers, some rad homemade toys from Nakanari [which I will be giving away 1 + a tee soon via an online contest on my site] and a custom wrestler yeti dude with blazing handguns made by a dude from Singapore.
Oh wait, this is supposed to be bad experiences on your birthday. Whoops.
@ andre w.: Sorry bout that, dude. Come to Malaysia and start up a business with me. There’s some good shit available here, foreigners get away with EVERYTHING, pc hardware/alcohol is cheap, and we have the [previously] tallest structure in the world [which is bloody useless to the public]. On a serious note: hope everything turns out ok, dude.
skull with hair said 3 months ago
thats what SHE said!!!
derekdeal said 3 months ago
cmon!
skull with hair said 3 months ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ididn’t see that!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hays said 3 months ago
that’s what he said
andrE w. said 3 months ago
story timee, umm, this story has lost alot of flair in the past 4 months but ill give it a go anyways.
im drivin to work because im an idiot and forgot to take the day off, but i never ever work tuesdays, to this day i dont, but i was scheduled for that day. so drivin to work may or may not have been smokin a j, doesnt matter any more right? so i guess some guy sees me smoking something that looks just like a cigarette, but he calls the cops anyways, and while he is waiting for the cops to come he follows me, tails me like 5 miles to work, then once im in the parking lot i get out of my car and theres a cop right behind me. he looks at me and tells me im high, obviously i denied it but whatever. he tells me i have to go sit in my car and i told him i had to go to work, he says 'i dont think youll be working today' just like that. in my car i might have happened to accidentally swallow everything i had on me while they were calling the dogs in. **new law i learned about: no probable cause is needed to search someone with dogs in IL, awesome** with that they found some papers and a pill bottle that smelled really awesome and he arrested me in the parking lot on front of my work. my boss later told me there were 9 cop cars there, isnt that alittle excessive? um thats pretty much it, went to jail for a couple hours, refused their tests, went home and got yelled at. aaand 6 court dates later im off, yay!
downrodeo said 3 months ago
nice, at least it ended ok. :)
Incarnadine said 3 months ago
Why did you feel the need to smoke up while driving?
justinryan said 3 months ago
I don’t see how that is an okay ending. 6 court dates seems a little excessive and like a waste of resources for someone who is admittedly guilty.
RustyEight said 3 months ago
Your joking right?
benaiahclothing said 3 months ago
Hey prolly watched the trailer for Pineapple Express right before and thought it would be a cool thing to try out!
andrE w. said 3 months ago
cause i hate driving and it makes it more enjoyable, im not gunna come here and post some NORML facts then you can post some truth facts, then blahblahbullshit. i said i got off cause im fuckin excitedd, ben danger asked for a story, he got one, end, obviously.
its a great ending
justinryan said 3 months ago
Looks like you have grown up and learned a lot from it.
Incarnadine said 3 months ago
nah, it’s not like I’m opposed to smoking period, just more of how it’s inconsiderate to other people on the road. blahblahblah
skibtz said 3 months ago
Monday, 11th August.
Happy Birthday Skibtz :)
And by the way - you are redundant!
Why thank you sir :(
hideouscarwreck said 3 months ago
hahahaha yeah ...
andrE w. said 3 months ago
hmm i havent smoked in 19 weeks, i dropped 2500 on my lawyer + drug counseling, yea drug counseling, im happy i dont have shit on my record, pretty sure ive learned something from this
ez-kun said 3 months ago
well, shit happens. how long did all the fuss take? a friend of mine got into this kind of shit and it took the court 2 damn years to give a verdict+sentence.
justinryan said 3 months ago
Well, I stand corrected. But from the way you told your story above and your explanation for why you were smoking in your car "i hate driving and it makes it more enjoyable" kind of leaned toward the immature and idiotic side that got you into the mess to begin with, no? Not trying to be a douche, just saying what you were acting like. Glad to hear you’ve straightened out since then, though.