Unofficial Emptees rules.. I'm just starting out with one, everyone else please add! 1. Thou shalt not post a million designs at once - unless they are reeeallly shit hot. 2009-10-15T15:29:48-04:00 71 2008-04-10T04:06:45-04:00 true 0 2517 false false 47961 3005 1 2009-11-21T18:10:44-05:00 2229 2. Jimmy is always right! 2517 Post 2008-04-10T04:07:13-04:00 64609 1827 2008-04-10T04:07:13-04:00 3. Thou shalt not ask about a Wacom, nor any other tablet. From now and forever, we shall or at least I, will call a Wacom, That Which We Do Not Speak Of 2517 Post 2008-04-10T04:12:09-04:00 64611 2865 2008-04-10T04:12:09-04:00 4. Thou shalt not rip off designs from here and submit them in competitions. 5. Thou shalt not question Manticores. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T04:15:37-04:00 64613 3005 2008-04-10T04:15:37-04:00 yo like. As far as number five goes, I'm all about the manticores, but I read animal farm nah mean? 2517 Post 2008-04-10T04:27:42-04:00 64618 2712 2008-04-10T04:27:42-04:00 6. Thou shalt not design for walmart within 100ft of SittingDuck. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T04:30:08-04:00 64620 997 2008-04-10T04:30:08-04:00 Thou shall complete his or her artwork. Thou shalt not have everything FAR from done. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T06:05:55-04:00 64636 2314 2008-04-10T06:05:55-04:00 <blockquote><cite>jaynajaynajayna said:</cite> yo like. As far as number five goes, I'm all about the manticores, but I read animal farm nah mean?</blockquote> All of us are equal just some more than others. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T11:58:25-04:00 64753 2186 2008-04-10T11:58:25-04:00 no pitt farting on the snare drum 2517 Post 2008-04-10T12:27:30-04:00 64762 1140 2008-04-10T12:27:30-04:00 <blockquote><cite>Truman325i said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>jaynajaynajayna said:</cite> yo like. As far as number five goes, I'm all about the manticores, but I read animal farm nah mean?</blockquote> All of us are equal just some more than others.</blockquote> dobi is more equal 2517 Post 2008-04-10T12:31:01-04:00 64766 2712 2008-04-10T12:31:01-04:00 <blockquote><cite>a killer wombat said:</cite> no pitt farting on the snare drum</blockquote> pssst its 'pip' 2517 Post 2008-04-10T12:42:10-04:00 64772 1146 2008-04-10T12:42:10-04:00 Thou shalt not design a band tee 2517 Post 2008-04-10T12:47:46-04:00 64773 2418 2008-04-10T12:47:46-04:00 <blockquote><cite>derekdeal said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>a killer wombat said:</cite> no pitt farting on the snare drum</blockquote> pssst its 'pip'</blockquote> damn it, i knew that too! 2517 Post 2008-04-10T12:50:04-04:00 64775 1140 2008-04-10T12:50:04-04:00 <blockquote><cite>my_design said:</cite> Thou shalt not design a band tee</blockquote> ???????????? 2517 Post 2008-04-10T13:06:15-04:00 64782 2314 2008-04-10T13:06:15-04:00 <blockquote><cite>my_design said:</cite> Thou shalt not design a band tee</blockquote> shouldnt you be out ripping people off? 2517 Post 2008-04-10T13:08:59-04:00 64788 1146 2008-04-10T13:11:44-04:00 <blockquote><cite>my_design said:</cite> Thou shalt not design a band tee</blockquote> go fuck yourself comes to mind? Thou shalt not refer to streetwear as "design". Thous shalt not use "paint" for any reason unless you've got the skills of that crayon guy. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T13:12:03-04:00 64789 1087 2008-04-10T13:14:19-04:00 lmao haters unite yeah my skin is thick, almost so thick I could be related to a rhino wearing a band tee, drinkin a bud with ma bud in my trailer. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T13:14:00-04:00 64792 2418 2008-04-10T13:16:32-04:00 Number the 10th? Thou shalt have a thick skin. Were mostly harmless. In plain english No Bitching. When peers of greater or equel or Dobi talent, Say your stuff isn't up to par, theres a good chance it's not, and you should step it up. Better yourself always. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T13:14:11-04:00 64793 506 2008-04-10T13:16:52-04:00 <blockquote><cite>my_design said:</cite> lmao haters unite</blockquote> how does it feel to be a no talent whiner who's only business in the t-shirt world is making people angry? you must wet the bed every night. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T13:15:56-04:00 64794 1087 2008-04-10T13:15:56-04:00 <blockquote><cite>sittingduck said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>my_design said:</cite> lmao haters unite</blockquote> how does it feel to be a no talent whiner who's only business in the t-shirt world is making people angry? you must wet the bed every night.</blockquote> oh my god, there should be a teal trophy for the best smack. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T13:18:32-04:00 64795 506 2008-04-10T13:18:32-04:00 sorry but i aint got a medal so shoot me down.... 2517 Post 2008-04-10T13:19:30-04:00 64797 2418 2008-04-10T13:19:30-04:00 The teal trophy was for duckboy. How about no shitty band tees and leave it at that. I for one like the danic at the pisco shirts. meh.. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T13:26:30-04:00 64801 506 2008-04-10T13:26:40-04:00 <blockquote><cite>quakerninja said:</cite> The teal trophy was for duckboy. How about no shitty band tees and leave it at that. I for one like the danic at the pisco shirts. meh..</blockquote> i got that dude np, i love loadsa stuff here... this is the best tee i have ever seen http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc274/tylerc83/mario.jpg 2517 Post 2008-04-10T13:37:34-04:00 64806 2418 2008-04-10T13:37:34-04:00 Guilty. Number the whatever. Thou shalt stay on topic. Jack not evermore. Edit: With the exception of Entertaining Dramama 2517 Post 2008-04-10T13:41:04-04:00 64810 506 2008-04-10T15:27:36-04:00 thou shalt never use free fonts or be ridiculed forever more 2517 Post 2008-04-10T13:44:35-04:00 64813 1498 2008-04-10T13:44:35-04:00 <blockquote><cite>LitoQ said:</cite> thou shalt never use free fonts or be ridiculed forever more</blockquote> eh, some free fonts are pretty sick. I prefer to start with free ones and morph them... sometimes you dont have time to make custom, or the free one just works soooo perfect. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T13:51:41-04:00 64816 1140 2008-04-10T13:51:41-04:00 <blockquote><cite>itcamefromthesky! said:</cite> 2. Jimmy is always right!</blockquote> lolerblades! 2517 Post 2008-04-10T13:55:33-04:00 64817 288 2008-04-10T13:55:33-04:00 thou shalt ask what the heck was up with that weird fight between duckface and his_design up there...it's so rare to see internet drama.... 2517 Post 2008-04-10T14:08:24-04:00 64826 1995 2008-04-10T14:08:24-04:00 remember the good ol' days when fights would last for ages and you'd stay up all night refreshing for the next burn....i mis them. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T14:16:52-04:00 64829 2802 2008-04-10T14:16:52-04:00 <blockquote><cite>quakerninja said:</cite> Guilty. Number the whatever. Thou shalt stay on topic. Jack not evermore.</blockquote> We're breaking rule number XIVMIIIV already, Thou shalt stay on topic. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T14:22:53-04:00 64836 1613 2008-04-10T14:23:23-04:00 <blockquote><cite>Godmachine said:</cite> remember the good ol' days when fights would last for ages and you'd stay up all night refreshing for the next burn....i mis them.</blockquote> me too, but walmart chick left as far as i know ... so now i only have "my_design" to fight with, and it's hard to keep him interested with his ADD and all. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T14:26:59-04:00 64840 1087 2008-04-10T14:26:59-04:00 It's my fault. I shouldn't have mentioned Walmart. Now sittingduck is all riled up. Haha. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T14:31:24-04:00 64843 997 2008-04-10T14:31:24-04:00 Thou shall pay their Emptees <a href="http://www.emptees.com/posts/1250-tee-off">dues</a> in a timely manner and attend all bi-monthly meetings. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T14:38:39-04:00 64847 1661 2008-04-10T14:38:57-04:00 thou shalt familiarize oneself with this thread of threads and head all warnings it contains http://emptees.com/posts/1203-rip-off-whats-the-story 2517 Post 2008-04-10T14:40:20-04:00 64850 1146 2008-04-10T14:40:20-04:00 my head just sploded <img src="http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/dawn-of-the-dead-head-explosion.jpg"> 2517 Post 2008-04-10T15:00:32-04:00 64858 1498 2008-04-10T15:01:46-04:00 i trademarked the use of silhouettes in 1981. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T15:11:42-04:00 64861 14 2008-04-10T15:11:42-04:00 thou shalt not ask about thou love for zombies 2517 Post 2008-04-10T15:18:55-04:00 64865 664 2008-04-10T15:46:52-04:00 octopi <b>out</b>... owls <b>in</b> 2517 Post 2008-04-10T15:27:49-04:00 64869 1498 2008-04-10T15:27:49-04:00 When (If) there's a new tee-off, thou shalt not complain about how your opponent's design is winning. Thou shalt not resort to sending out myspace spam comments or any of the like. Thou shalt lose like a (wo)man. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T15:45:52-04:00 64875 1613 2008-04-10T15:45:52-04:00 When on emptees in a state of iniebriation, one is held exactly 2/3's accountable for ones actions. Also, where did the my_design/sitting duck beef come from? did I miss a thread? 2517 Post 2008-04-10T16:20:18-04:00 64885 1135 2008-04-10T16:20:18-04:00 ALWAYS search previous posts before posting a new post, what youve said has probably already been said. NEVER say homophobic slurs. we might hate on some people, but 'faggot' is over the line ok? 2517 Post 2008-04-10T16:36:28-04:00 64891 1208 2008-04-10T16:36:28-04:00 <blockquote><cite>Ben Danger said:</cite> When on emptees in a state of iniebriation, one is held exactly 2/3's accountable for ones actions. Also, where did the my_design/sitting duck beef come from? did I miss a thread?</blockquote> ... remember that guy that said "m8" and just talked a bunch of trash, then suddenly deleted his profile? "my_design" is the same guy. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T16:46:33-04:00 64897 1087 2008-04-10T16:46:33-04:00 haha yeah i was wondering if anyone noticed that. his old name was "i came from nothing" or something like that. he's the dude i broke out the office gif on, one of my most shining moments as a human being. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T16:51:15-04:00 64898 1815 2008-04-10T16:51:15-04:00 <blockquote><cite>Pearls To Pigs said:</cite> haha yeah i was wondering if anyone noticed that. his old name was "i came from nothing" or something like that. he's the dude i broke out the office gif on, one of my most shining moments as a human being.</blockquote> hahah i have it saved somewhere too! Bust it out yo! 2517 Post 2008-04-10T16:53:47-04:00 64899 182 2008-04-10T16:53:47-04:00 <blockquote><cite>jimmyheartcore said:</cite> Do it!</blockquote> 2517 Post 2008-04-10T16:58:48-04:00 64903 664 2008-04-10T16:58:48-04:00 <blockquote><cite>Captain Awesome said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>jimmyheartcore said:</cite> Do it!</blockquote></blockquote> 2517 Post 2008-04-10T17:43:39-04:00 64921 1087 2008-04-10T17:43:39-04:00 <blockquote><cite>jaynajaynajayna said:</cite> yo like. As far as number five goes, I'm all about the manticores, but I read animal farm nah mean?</blockquote> Ah, this was meant to be a tongue in cheek post that hopefully newbies would read so they didn't get new holes ripped for them! <blockquote><cite>sittingduck said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>Captain Awesome said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>jimmyheartcore said:</cite> Do it!</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> Do it! <blockquote><cite>Godmachine said:</cite> remember the good ol' days when fights would last for ages and you'd stay up all night refreshing for the next burn....i mis them.</blockquote> The shit I miss out on because of my timezone! 2517 Post 2008-04-10T18:14:23-04:00 64934 3005 2008-04-10T18:14:39-04:00 <blockquote><cite>Ameeee said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>jaynajaynajayna said:</cite> yo like. As far as number five goes, I'm all about the manticores, but I read animal farm nah mean?</blockquote> Ah, this was meant to be a tongue in cheek post that hopefully newbies would read so they didn't get new holes ripped for them! <blockquote><cite>sittingduck said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>Captain Awesome said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>jimmyheartcore said:</cite> Do it!</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> Do it! <blockquote><cite>Godmachine said:</cite> remember the good ol' days when fights would last for ages and you'd stay up all night refreshing for the next burn....i mis them.</blockquote> The shit I miss out on because of my timezone!</blockquote> well then move to america, jerk.lol 2517 Post 2008-04-10T18:29:45-04:00 64937 664 2008-04-10T18:29:45-04:00 thou shalt not be offended by douchebaggedness 2517 Post 2008-04-10T19:04:23-04:00 64944 884 2008-04-10T19:04:23-04:00 Thread reminds me of this: <BR> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4 <BR> <b>"Thou Shalt always KILL"</b> 2517 Post 2008-04-10T19:32:37-04:00 64951 968 2008-04-10T19:33:42-04:00 <blockquote><cite>hideouscarwreck said:</cite> thou shalt not be offended by douchebaggedness</blockquote> lol 2517 Post 2008-04-10T20:34:39-04:00 64980 1514 2008-04-10T20:34:39-04:00 Thou shall never defiantly spell definitely wrong. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T23:27:30-04:00 65043 665 2008-04-10T23:27:30-04:00 <blockquote><cite>Pearls To Pigs said:</cite> haha yeah i was wondering if anyone noticed that. his old name was "i came from nothing" or something like that. he's the dude i broke out the office gif on, one of my most shining moments as a human being.</blockquote> do it. <blockquote><cite>CMYK|BRAD said:</cite> Thread reminds me of this: <BR> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4 <BR> <b>"Thou Shalt always KILL"</b></blockquote> i'm gonna sound like a dipshit for asking, but who is that? cuz it's awesome. Thou shalt not trash talk a designer's work if you do not have designs up that can also be critiqued. 2517 Post 2008-04-10T23:33:49-04:00 65044 173 2008-04-10T23:33:49-04:00 <blockquote><cite>faithbydesign said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>Pearls To Pigs said:</cite> haha yeah i was wondering if anyone noticed that. his old name was "i came from nothing" or something like that. he's the dude i broke out the office gif on, one of my most shining moments as a human being.</blockquote> hahah i have it saved somewhere too! Bust it out yo!</blockquote> <blockquote><cite>jimmyheartcore said:</cite> Do it!</blockquote> <blockquote><cite>Captain Awesome said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>jimmyheartcore said:</cite> Do it!</blockquote></blockquote> <blockquote><cite>sittingduck said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>Captain Awesome said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>jimmyheartcore said:</cite> Do it!</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> <img src="http://i7.tinypic.com/72pnp5z.gif"> 2517 Post 2008-04-10T23:40:29-04:00 65050 1815 2008-04-10T23:40:29-04:00 YAY!! THAT IS GOOOOOD!!! 2517 Post 2008-04-11T02:17:13-04:00 65118 3005 2008-04-11T02:17:13-04:00 *bump 2517 Post 2008-04-11T19:56:23-04:00 65426 3005 2008-04-11T19:56:23-04:00 though shalt not rip off two different people and submit it to FBR *appendix: though shalt not be named Cunt English. 2517 Post 2008-04-11T20:17:32-04:00 65431 1541 2008-04-11T20:17:32-04:00 eh eh, good ol' Clint. 2517 Post 2008-04-11T20:20:25-04:00 65432 3005 2008-04-11T20:20:25-04:00 noobie here! dubai represent. 2517 Post 2009-03-03T05:38:06-05:00 390601 12288 2009-03-03T05:38:06-05:00 <blockquote><cite>dogboy said:</cite> noobie here! dubai represent.</blockquote> Thou shall not represent dubai. haha... just kidding... welcome. :) 2517 Post 2009-03-03T05:54:02-05:00 390603 303 2009-03-03T05:54:02-05:00 7. Thou shalt not post a million designs at once - unless they are reeeallly shit hot, that is goood 2517 Post 2009-03-13T12:11:30-04:00 401794 12652 2009-03-13T12:11:30-04:00 8. Emptees voted for Obama, get over it. 2517 Post 2009-03-13T12:18:20-04:00 401804 1106 2009-03-13T12:18:20-04:00 ohhhhh!!! 9. if you're posting a design for sale, instead of "Your Name Here" you have to put "Skull With Hair 2517 Post 2009-03-13T12:43:50-04:00 401833 1106 2009-03-13T12:43:50-04:00 <blockquote><cite>skull with hair said:</cite> ohhhhh!!! 9. if you're posting a design for sale, instead of "Your Name Here" you have to put "Skull With Hair</blockquote> Yes. This is great. 2517 Post 2009-03-14T18:36:38-04:00 403467 3005 2009-03-14T18:36:38-04:00 10.Thou shalt not post a mock up that is blurred! 2517 Post 2009-03-14T18:47:29-04:00 403471 7534 2009-03-14T18:47:47-04:00 I LIKE TURTLES! 2517 Post 2009-03-15T06:58:49-04:00 404111 10237 2009-03-15T06:58:49-04:00 man shalt not secretly put hands down another mans pajama pants when he's sleeping 2517 Post 2009-04-29T20:29:55-04:00 607981 17331 2009-04-29T20:29:55-04:00 may i ask how to upload an artwork on emptees. I can't find it,sorry I'am a newbie..:) 2517 Post 2009-10-15T15:20:06-04:00 2868001 73951 2009-10-15T15:20:06-04:00 <blockquote><cite>~niel said:</cite> may i ask how to upload an artwork on emptees. I can't find it,sorry I'am a newbie..:)</blockquote> Go to Tees, and on the top right hand corner click "New Tee" Welcome to emptees. 2517 Post 2009-10-15T15:25:54-04:00 2868151 10688 2009-10-15T15:25:54-04:00 slow down, first go to resourses and get a shirt mockup. Then make a sexy (sexy means, the design is not hanging off the edges of the mockup, and it's not blurry) 800x400px size image showing the design and the design on a shirt and then save for web. Then go to tees/ click new tee/ and upload the image you just made. Welcome to emptees. It had better be pretty darn good, you only get 3 a day, and we would like to see your best work, not something that you skribled down on a napkin at the bar last week. sorry for the tough love, but emptees gets a lot of art tarded individuals. Welcome to the tee house baby. 2517 Post 2009-10-15T15:25:54-04:00 2868161 506 2009-10-15T15:27:27-04:00 <blockquote><cite>quakerninja said:</cite> slow down, first go to resourses and get a shirt mockup. Then make make a sexy 800x400px size image showing the design and the design on a shirt and then save for web. Then go to tees/ click new tee/ and upload the image you just made. Welcome to emptees. It had better be pretty darn good, you only get 3 a day, and we would like to see your best work, not something that you skribled down on a napkin at the bar last week. sorry for the tough love, but emptees gets a lot of art tarded individuals. Welcome to the tee house baby.</blockquote> Wise words sensei. 2517 Post 2009-10-15T15:27:22-04:00 2868181 10688 2009-10-15T15:27:22-04:00 <blockquote><cite>hideouscarwreck said:</cite> thou shalt not be offended by douchebaggedness</blockquote> douchebaggery? 2517 Post 2009-10-15T15:29:48-04:00 2868191 47961 2009-10-15T15:29:48-04:00