emptees + bfe

emptees + florida
emptees + nyc

what about those of us who live in the middle of NOWHERE?! dayton, ohio.. normal, il?? come on. those of us who live in bfe ("butt fuck egypt" for those of you so deep in the woods you don’t understand slang) we need an alliance!

who’s with me?

1. 

   ChadDoesDesign said 7 months ago

   no alliance for you.lol

2. 

   Sol Amstutz said 7 months ago

   im originally from Lancaster, PA which is a pretty sweet place. but 9 months out of the year I live in Bluffton, OH for school. about an hour south of Dayton. I like to call it bumblefuck university.

3. 

   jimmyheartcore said 7 months ago

   I’m in BFE Florida. I just happen to be in... Florida.

   How many of you wake up to roosters crowing and cows wandering around?

4. 

   Sol Amstutz said 7 months ago

   jimmyheartcore said: I’m in BFE Florida. I just happen to be in... Florida.

   yeah but florida is ballin. plus it seems like everyone and their mom is from there on emptees. i thought about moving down after school (if i can find a nice job)

5. 

   a killer wombat said 7 months ago

   used to be BFE california, now its encinitas / leucidia in san diego.

6. 

   doublej said 7 months ago

   bfe - www.oquawka.com

   now - CHICAGOOOOOOO

7. 

   anthonyBEARryan said 7 months ago

   I’m originally from Crescent Springs KY, then moved to Bellevue KY, then to Burlington KY, and all three of those places are less than 15 minutes from Cincinnati OH.

   yeah.

8. 

   Sol Amstutz said 7 months ago

   at least you were still in cali...its nothing compared to BFE midwest. its flat, its grey and its boring as hell.

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   OhioLeslie said 7 months ago

   jimmyheartcore said: I’m in BFE Florida. I just happen to be in... Florida.

   i’d rather live in WARM bfe florida instead of bitterly, bitterly COLD bfe ohio.

10. 

    Sol Amstutz said 7 months ago

    OhioLeslie said:

    jimmyheartcore said: I’m in BFE Florida. I just happen to be in... Florida.

    i’d rather live in WARM bfe florida instead of bitterly, bitterly COLD bfe ohio.

    +100000

11. 

    andrE w. said 7 months ago

    yea, i hate the midwest, im only like half hour outta chicago, and i still hate it here. i love the east coast

12. 

    anthonyBEARryan said 7 months ago

    OhioLeslie said:

    jimmyheartcore said: I’m in BFE Florida. I just happen to be in... Florida.

    i’d rather live in WARM bfe florida instead of bitterly, bitterly COLD bfe ohio.

    it’s been warm lately Leslie, unless its colder in Dayton that Cincy, which is possible

13. 

    ryan said 7 months ago

    im in franklin ohio which sux even worse than dayton but i got to sinclair right now. so im in between dayton and cincinatti but still bfe all the way

14. 

    MadeByMAS said 7 months ago

    I used to be from Bunn,NC. Way out in the middle of nowhereville...but I loved it!

    Now I live in FL

15. 

    OhioLeslie said 7 months ago

    ryan said: im in franklin ohio which sux even worse than dayton but i got to sinclair right now. so im in between dayton and cincinatti but still bfe all the way

    wow. franklin is about as bfe as ohio gets. sorry man.
    i went to scc too for vis com.. you getting the same degree?

16. 

    ryan said 7 months ago

    nah im getn small business management and a bachelors in fine arts but im switchin to bowling green for that stuff

17. 

    justgeoff said 7 months ago

    I’m in Cleveland. It’s not BFE but you do run the risk of getting shot in the face.

18. 

    ryan said 7 months ago

    nah clevelands aight but im movin to fl. or cali after i grad cuz i hate SNOW

19. 

    OhioLeslie said 7 months ago

    ryan said: nah im getn small business management and a bachelors in fine arts but im switchin to bowling green for that stuff

    hey! i transferred to bgsu to get my bachelors after i was done at scc too. smart move.. it’s a great transfer.

    justgeoff said: I’m in Cleveland. It’s not BFE but you do run the risk of getting shot in the face.

    dayton is the 5th most dangerous city in the us. we beat compton, ca. cleveland’s got nothing on us!!

20. 

    justgeoff said 7 months ago

    OhioLeslie said:

    ryan said: nah im getn small business management and a bachelors in fine arts but im switchin to bowling green for that stuff

    hey! i transferred to bgsu to get my bachelors after i was done at scc too. smart move.. it’s a great transfer.

    justgeoff said: I’m in Cleveland. It’s not BFE but you do run the risk of getting shot in the face.

    dayton is the 5th most dangerous city in the us. we beat compton, ca. cleveland’s got nothing on us!!

    My friend was shot and killed in December downtown while working. I hate Cleveland. Thinking of moving to Chicago or maybe somewhere in CA.

    By the way, Dayton was ranked #19, Cleveland was #10

21. 

    Birdie3431 said 7 months ago

    who got butt fucked..?

22. 

    ryan said 7 months ago

    OhioLeslie said:

    ryan said: nah im getn small business management and a bachelors in fine arts but im switchin to bowling green for that stuff

    hey! i transferred to bgsu to get my bachelors after i was done at scc too. smart move.. it’s a great transfer.

    dayton is the 5th most dangerous city in the us. we beat compton, ca. cleveland’s got nothing on us!!

    whyd you come back?

23. 

    LitoQ said 7 months ago

    birdie3431 said: who got butt fucked..?

    haha i LOL’d

24. 

    OhioLeslie said 7 months ago

    i got a pretty decent job in dayton that allows me to work full time, but make my own hours so that i can work on my personal side projects as well. couldn’t pass it up.

    once these side projects take off well enough to support me.. i’m outta here!!

25. 

    ryan said 7 months ago

    sweet deal i probably would have done the same thing.

26. 

    ayejay said 7 months ago

    OhioLeslie said:

    ryan said: nah im getn small business management and a bachelors in fine arts but im switchin to bowling green for that stuff

    hey! i transferred to bgsu to get my bachelors after i was done at scc too. smart move.. it’s a great transfer.

    justgeoff said: I’m in Cleveland. It’s not BFE but you do run the risk of getting shot in the face.

    dayton is the 5th most dangerous city in the us. we beat compton, ca. cleveland’s got nothing on us!!

    We don’t really deserve this title of 5th most dangerous city in the US. When someone gets murdered, robbed and raped (in that exact order) it is documented as 3 separate crimes instead of one with multiple offenses. It’s all a scam to boost the tourism market.

27. 

    ryan said 7 months ago

    We don’t really deserve this title of 5th most dangerous city in the US. When someone gets murdered, robbed and raped (in that exact order) it is documented as 3 separate crimes instead of one with multiple offenses. It’s all a scam to boost the tourism market.

    haha we suck

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    ayejay said 7 months ago

    ryan said: im in franklin ohio which sux even worse than dayton but i got to sinclair right now. so im in between dayton and cincinatti but still bfe all the way

    Tell me Kyle Fisk doesn’t have the shortest arms you’ve ever seen! I bet he has to bend at the waist to to tighten his belt.

29. 

    OhioLeslie said 7 months ago

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

30. 

    justgeoff said 7 months ago

    sparethesquid said:

    OhioLeslie said:

    ryan said: nah im getn small business management and a bachelors in fine arts but im switchin to bowling green for that stuff

    hey! i transferred to bgsu to get my bachelors after i was done at scc too. smart move.. it’s a great transfer.

    justgeoff said: I’m in Cleveland. It’s not BFE but you do run the risk of getting shot in the face.

    dayton is the 5th most dangerous city in the us. we beat compton, ca. cleveland’s got nothing on us!!

    We don’t really deserve this title of 5th most dangerous city in the US. When someone gets murdered, robbed and raped (in that exact order) it is documented as 3 separate crimes instead of one with multiple offenses. It’s all a scam to boost the tourism market.

    What census has Dayton as the #5 most dangerous city? For 2007 they were at #19.

    Cleveland is #10, Youngstown #14 and Cincy #15, I believe. I’m going from memory on that though.

31. 

    LitoQ said 7 months ago

    challonnnnge http://emptees.com/posts/2821-emptees-new-york

32. 

    OhioLeslie said 7 months ago

    justgeoff said:

    sparethesquid said:

    OhioLeslie said:

    ryan said: nah im getn small business management and a bachelors in fine arts but im switchin to bowling green for that stuff

    hey! i transferred to bgsu to get my bachelors after i was done at scc too. smart move.. it’s a great transfer.

    justgeoff said: I’m in Cleveland. It’s not BFE but you do run the risk of getting shot in the face.

    dayton is the 5th most dangerous city in the us. we beat compton, ca. cleveland’s got nothing on us!!

    We don’t really deserve this title of 5th most dangerous city in the US. When someone gets murdered, robbed and raped (in that exact order) it is documented as 3 separate crimes instead of one with multiple offenses. It’s all a scam to boost the tourism market.

    What census has Dayton as the #5 most dangerous city? For 2007 they were at #19.

    Cleveland is #10, Youngstown #14 and Cincy #15, I believe. I’m going from memory on that though.

    i’ve been saying 5th most dangerous for the past 5 years. quote me on nothing!

    LitoQ said: challonnnnge http://emptees.com/posts/2821-emptees-new-york

    is it on?

33. 

    ChadDoesDesign said 7 months ago

    its on.lol

34. 

    LitoQ said 7 months ago

    like voltron...bout to blast u wit our shoulder missles bfe!!!

35. 

    ayejay said 7 months ago

    justgeoff said:

    sparethesquid said:

    OhioLeslie said:

    ryan said: nah im getn small business management and a bachelors in fine arts but im switchin to bowling green for that stuff

    hey! i transferred to bgsu to get my bachelors after i was done at scc too. smart move.. it’s a great transfer.

    justgeoff said: I’m in Cleveland. It’s not BFE but you do run the risk of getting shot in the face.

    dayton is the 5th most dangerous city in the us. we beat compton, ca. cleveland’s got nothing on us!!

    We don’t really deserve this title of 5th most dangerous city in the US. When someone gets murdered, robbed and raped (in that exact order) it is documented as 3 separate crimes instead of one with multiple offenses. It’s all a scam to boost the tourism market.

    What census has Dayton as the #5 most dangerous city? For 2007 they were at #19.

    There’s a million of them out there. I just googled and I saw it range from #17 - #7. Leslie beefed the stats for more shock factor.

36. 

    OhioLeslie said 7 months ago

    pshh. i’m old greg!

37. 

    justgeoff said 7 months ago

    Cleveland is where you go for danger. Period. Exclamation point! Dollar sign$

38. 

    quakerninja said 7 months ago

    I’m in the great north west famous for trees, you may have heard of them. silly big green plants that look good and make smoggless air, In your face citys.

39. 

    Pearls To Pigs said 7 months ago

    i live in Bath, North Carolina! The oldest town in North Carolina (over 300 years). 275 people. Blackbeard used to hang out here when the town first started. SMALLEST PLACE EVER!!!!!
    

40. 

    OhioLeslie said 7 months ago

    quakerninja said: silly big green plants that look good and make smoggless air

    ohh.. i think i’ve heard of those things before. we have stuff like that around here called "telephone poles."

41. 

    quakerninja said 7 months ago

    275 so lets see thats a 5 starbucks town right.

42. 

    Birdie3431 said 7 months ago

    quakerninja said: 275 so lets see thats a 5 starbucks town right.

    no the people to starbucks ratio is more like 3 to 1

43. 

    jublin said 7 months ago

    california!

44. 

    Pearls To Pigs said 7 months ago

    quakerninja said: 275 so lets see thats a 5 starbucks town right.

    roundabout.

45. 

    quakerninja said 7 months ago

    oh right I must have been thinking of hookers

46. 

    emosamurai said 7 months ago

    My wife and I live in North Texas in a little ole' town called "Bedford." I am conveniently located 10 minutes from the airport and 10 minutes from where I work. Nothing happens here, except for tornadoes and hail, but the food is scrumptious.

    Texas anyone? No?

47. 

    heroes said 7 months ago

    great brittians unite!

48. 

    Pearls To Pigs said 7 months ago

    emosamurai said: My wife and I live in North Texas in a little ole' town called "Bedford." I am conveniently located 10 minutes from the airport and 10 minutes from where I work. Nothing happens here, except for tornadoes and hail, but the food is scrumptious. Texas anyone? No?

    theres a pretty good tx presence on the site. carwreck, mitchbones, reilly, that dude that used to work for billabong. probably more i’m forgetting.

49. 

    sjkaufman1 said 7 months ago

    Bloomington Indiana

50. 

    weaselfarm said 7 months ago

    Originally from Cleveland, hated it moved down here to fort lauderdale FLA only to realize i actually like Cleveland so im moving back.

51. 

    JUSTINCRAVEN said 7 months ago

    i was just in Dayton for the Gem City tattoo convention.

52. 

    StereoKris said 7 months ago

    I used to live in Canton, OH....been to Dayton once...haha

    Now I live in Tampa, FL

53. 

    quixotic said 7 months ago

    I’m in Ann Arbor, MI. ...anyone else?

54. 

    sittingduck said 7 months ago

    Mount Vernon, WA ... we’re known for our annual tulip festival ... and lots of farmland .... I’m like 2 hours from seattle and an hour or so from canada ...

55. 

    asdafkid said 7 months ago

    OhioLeslie said:

    jimmyheartcore said: I’m in BFE Florida. I just happen to be in... Florida.

    i’d rather live in WARM bfe florida instead of bitterly, bitterly COLD bfe ohio.

    come live in minnesota

56. 

    Ben Danger said 7 months ago

    someone should set up a google map thing where everyone can post up where they are from to get a visual on the situation

57. 

    jfinley said 7 months ago

    I’m in Cleveland, it’s not SO bad... Well, I haven’t really been anywhere else besides Pittsburgh, which I am happy to say that I don’t care to live there.

    But I’m not gonna be a typical Clevelander and sit here and bash the town I live in and not move out or do anything about it.

58. 

    heavyprints said 7 months ago

    I live in Falkville, Alabama. My neighbors have chickens, cows, sheep. Some other neighbors have goats. We have a pretty big garden which requires a real tractor with 4ft tall wheels.

    Pretty much in the sticks. I have to pay outrageous prices for satellite internet because we don’t even have cable out here.

    I came from Newark, Delaware. About 30 minutes from Philadelphia. I used to dislike the cold and all until I came to the south. Warm climate = huge, mean bugs.

    I’ve killed 3 or 4 scorpions in my house, seriously. Pest control doesn’t work on them. I’ve seen multiple black widow spiders. I know people who’ve been bitten by brown recluse spiders. May flies block out the sun. Fail.

    I’ll be moving eventually. lol

59. 

    Ouchless said 7 months ago

    heavyprints said: I live in Falkville, Alabama. My neighbors have chickens, cows, sheep. Some other neighbors have goats. We have a pretty big garden which requires a real tractor with 4ft tall wheels. Pretty much in the sticks. I have to pay outrageous prices for satellite internet because we don’t even have cable out here. I came from Newark, Delaware. About 30 minutes from Philadelphia. I used to dislike the cold and all until I came to the south. Warm climate = huge, mean bugs. I’ve killed 3 or 4 scorpions in my house, seriously. Pest control doesn’t work on them. I’ve seen multiple black widow spiders. I know people who’ve been bitten by brown recluse spiders. May flies block out the sun. Fail. I’ll be moving eventually. lol

    I had no idea Alabama had scorpions. Not cool.

60. 

    heavyprints said 7 months ago

    Me either, until there was one chillin' in my living room and I was forced to engage it in mortal combat.

61. 

    Ouchless said 7 months ago

    heavyprints said: Me either, until there was one chillin' in my living room and I was forced to engage it in mortal combat.

    Did you put your Sub-Zero gear on?

62. 

    heavyprints said 7 months ago

    My wife was all 'FINISH HIM!' and I nailed him in the face with one of my sons wooden blocks. It was hardcore.

63. 

    LitoQ said 7 months ago

    FINISH HER!!!

64. 

    GhostmakerAZ said 7 months ago

    I’m in the middle of the desert :(

65. 

    OhioLeslie said 7 months ago

    heavyprints said: Warm climate = huge, mean bugs.

    ok.. maybe i’m cool with just staying in ohio.

66. 

    Elks said 7 months ago

    Eagan, MN. Just outside Minneapolis so its not in the BFE. But bitterly cold as well.

67. 

    j.odom said 7 months ago

    Dahlonega, Georgia is where a reside now, nestled at the foothills of the Appalachian mountains..we’re known for the first gold rush and north georgia college state and university....we also have a shit ton of rangers...not power though

    being a implant from Buford it was quite a change from having the mall of georgia literally in my back yard to having 40 acres and looking at dear...lol...i like it though

68. 

    adrenmed said 7 months ago

    heavyprints said: I live in Falkville, Alabama. My neighbors have chickens, cows, sheep. Some other neighbors have goats. We have a pretty big garden which requires a real tractor with 4ft tall wheels. Pretty much in the sticks. I have to pay outrageous prices for satellite internet because we don’t even have cable out here. I came from Newark, Delaware. About 30 minutes from Philadelphia. I used to dislike the cold and all until I came to the south. Warm climate = huge, mean bugs. I’ve killed 3 or 4 scorpions in my house, seriously. Pest control doesn’t work on them. I’ve seen multiple black widow spiders. I know people who’ve been bitten by brown recluse spiders. May flies block out the sun. Fail. I’ll be moving eventually. lol

    Good ole Home Sweet Home...

    BFE (North) Louisiana... Ugh.

69. 

    gengen said 7 months ago

    no one from downtown miami? oh wait, this the emptees+bfe thread. sorry.

70. 

    sittingduck said 7 months ago

    GhostmakerAZ said: I’m in the middle of the desert :(

    I used toi live in victorville, CA ... and I worked in Hinkley at a solar power plant ... I think I’m done with seeing a thermometer read 116F.

71. 

    anoel said 7 months ago

    Used to live in northern Michigan... now I live in orlando...

    it scares me a little, any one else from orlando?

72. 

    GhostmakerAZ said 7 months ago

    sittingduck said:

    GhostmakerAZ said: I’m in the middle of the desert :(

    I used toi live in victorville, CA ... and I worked in Hinkley at a solar power plant ... I think I’m done with seeing a thermometer read 116F.

    We will be at 95 already this weekend, this summer is going to suck.

73. 

    migz said 7 months ago

    im in Los Angeles

    where are my peeps at?

    whoa is there anyone here thats from southern cali?

74. 

    Cole said 7 months ago

    yesss Normal, IL got a plug!

75. 

    INTHEDRYER.COM said 7 months ago

    migz: whut upppppp

76. 

    migz said 7 months ago

    holla

77. 

    sittingduck said 7 months ago

    GhostmakerAZ said:

    sittingduck said:

    GhostmakerAZ said: I’m in the middle of the desert :(

    I used toi live in victorville, CA ... and I worked in Hinkley at a solar power plant ... I think I’m done with seeing a thermometer read 116F.

    We will be at 95 already this weekend, this summer is going to suck.

    where you at dude? you up in the mojave?

78. 

    M.Eureka said 7 months ago

    i’m from quebec, canada.. yeah there’s some nice guys there :) and no.. it is not winter in june and we don’t live in igloos, but we have 10 feets of snow in winter :D and 5 feets of water in our basement in april..

79. 

    ryan said 7 months ago

    OhioLeslie said:

    heavyprints said: Warm climate = huge, mean bugs.

    ok.. maybe i’m cool with just staying in ohio.

    equals endless fun with a tennis racket when all we get to use here are fly swatters

80. 

    LuckyStripes said 7 months ago

    Ocean City, Maryland

    I believe the proper term is 'bum fuck egypt'..

81. 

    RikkiB said 7 months ago

    Perth. the most isolated capital city in the world.

82. 

    Ameeee said 7 months ago

    RikkiB said: Perth. the most isolated capital city in the world.

    Yeah, I think you win!

83. 

    heavyprints said 7 months ago

    I just thought I’d put this out there..

    My boss lives across the street from me. He purchased a goat to keep some of his foliage down. For some reason before he built his fence he decided to tie it to a tree with a choke collar for a dog. Obviously, it hung itself.

    To this day I’m pretty sure it was on purpose. If I had to live with that guy I’d off myself too.

    Also, when I first moved in one of his dogs went missing. Someone at my work told him I stole his dog. He was pretty upset. I had to explain to him how his dog was ugly and he didn’t have enough ransom money for me to want it.

    Also, I once told him that I wish his momma never pooped him out.

    That is all.

84. 

    M.Eureka said 6 months ago

    oh and I forgot.. nobody cares about quebec..

85. 

    OhioLeslie said 6 months ago

    oh canada, our home and native land..
    i love canada!

86. 

    mikejahn said 6 months ago

    Byeline said: yesss Normal, IL got a plug!

    Yeah I go to ISU so I live in Normal / Bloomington, IL part of the year.
    It is pretty much in the middle of nowhere, but living on a college campus makes it less like that.
    I actually kinda like it here.

87. 

    OhioLeslie said 6 months ago

    doublej said: bfe - www.oquawka.com

    oh man.. i think this one might get the bfe award.

88. 

    njonas said 6 months ago

    migz said: im in Los Angeles where are my peeps at? whoa is there anyone here thats from southern cali?

    jublin said: california!

    hell yaaaaa orange county here

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