*NSFW* GUYS who are amazingly hot who you should bang. *NSFW*

what? the boys have one!!!

craig owens

jared leto

aj wilson

keep em comin'

1. 

   OhioLeslie said 6 months ago

   wow.. i just realized 66% of my post was shirtless.

   (but the biggest hottie is at the bottom!)

2. 

   molasses4masses said 6 months ago

   for the sake of being homo for one moment.......

   http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/Edward-Norton-Biography-2.jpg

3. 

   seibei said 6 months ago

   molasses4masses said: for the sake of being homo for one moment....... http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/Edward-Norton-Biography-2.jpg

   When I was applying to colleges, I was interviewed by Yale, and I think the moment that I tanked the interview was when I started talking about how rad it was that Edward Norton went to Yale.

   To keep the post going:

   

4. 

   Randomentity said 6 months ago

   Christian Bale, duh
   

   mwahahahhah

5. 

   horsebites said 6 months ago

   molasses4masses said: for the sake of being homo for one moment....... http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/Edward-Norton-Biography-2.jpg

   I would def have to agree. Sorry to "guy" jack your thread Leslie but dudes can have man crushes too.
   

6. 

   drewB said 6 months ago

   

   He got jacked for American History X

7. 

   OhioLeslie said 6 months ago

   horsebites said: Sorry to "guy" jack your thread Leslie but dudes can have man crushes too.

   i agree.. please feel free to add! i put some photos up on the girl version of this post.

8. 

   molasses4masses said 6 months ago

   drewB said: He got jacked for American History X

   Totally what I want to look like. Minus the swastika and white supremacy tattoos. Great movie, too.

9. 

   molasses4masses said 6 months ago

   seibei said:

   molasses4masses said: for the sake of being homo for one moment....... http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/Edward-Norton-Biography-2.jpg

   When I was applying to colleges, I was interviewed by Yale, and I think the moment that I tanked the interview was when I started talking about how rad it was that Edward Norton went to Yale.

   To keep the post going:

   

   At least you got an interview. I was NEVER on Yale’s radar. Haha.

   Oh yeah, and pardon my total n00bness by posting links instead of pics.

10. 

    LaurieShipley said 6 months ago

    Joaquin Phoenix, bang-able on a daily/any day basis.

    Look, he’s already ready to go...ha
    

11. 

    OhioLeslie said 6 months ago

    another shirtless guy! i think we’re on a role.

    i am surprised we haven’t gotten any emptees guys posting photos of THEMSELVES.

12. 

    GhostmakerAZ said 6 months ago

    

    cough cough.

13. 

    justgeoff said 6 months ago

    Obviously I should be at the top of every woman’s list.
    

14. 

    Hays said 6 months ago

    50 cent you say !

15. 

    collisiontheory said 6 months ago

    justgeoff said: Obviously I should be at the top of every woman’s list.

    haha! you, jimmy, and seibei should be in a band!

16. 

    Kolby said 6 months ago

    What do you think about the fact that more guys have commented on this thread then gals?

17. 

    jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago

    seibei said: To keep the post going:

    Bret and I actually had an affair awhile back when we met at an awards show

    

18. 

    OhioLeslie said 6 months ago

    KolbyLee said: What do you think about the fact that more guys have commented on this thread then gals?

    i think it’s great. how many girls are there on emptees anyway.. maybe 10?

19. 

    justgeoff said 6 months ago

    KolbyLee said: What do you think about the fact that more guys have commented on this thread then gals?

    Gee Kolby, I guess that means we all like the cock.

20. 

    Kolby said 6 months ago

    Females who actually still log in, prolly not even that many.

21. 

    jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago

    Also

    

    
    But when he’s got a little more a that scruff thing goin on

22. 

    jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago

    PS Leslie you know the boys are going to ruin this thread

    and also Jared Leto is a homo

23. 

    justgeoff said 6 months ago

    jaynajaynajayna said: PS Leslie you know the boys are going to ruin this thread

    I like to think we’re enhancing this thread. Any thread with my picture in it can only be awesome.

24. 

    Kolby said 6 months ago

    justgeoff said:

    jaynajaynajayna said: PS Leslie you know the boys are going to ruin this thread

    I like to think we’re enhancing this thread.

25. 

    Hays said 6 months ago

    unleash the GAYYSSSSS

26. 

    jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago

    justgeoff said:

    jaynajaynajayna said: PS Leslie you know the boys are going to ruin this thread

    I like to think we’re enhancing this thread. Any thread with my picture in it can only be awesome.

    you would be if that mustache were REAL

27. 

    justgeoff said 6 months ago

    jaynajaynajayna said:

    justgeoff said:

    jaynajaynajayna said: PS Leslie you know the boys are going to ruin this thread

    I like to think we’re enhancing this thread. Any thread with my picture in it can only be awesome.

    you would be if that mustache were REAL

    Sadly that pic is from Halloween. The hair is fake also :(

28. 

    OhioLeslie said 6 months ago

    

29. 

    justgeoff said 6 months ago

    OhioLeslie said:

    He’s dead sexy.

    oh man.....I’m going to hell

30. 

    OhioLeslie said 6 months ago

    david beckham.. how do you get muscles THERE?
    

31. 

    sittingduck said 6 months ago

    the only man that could make me go gay: JACK FUCKING BLACK

    

32. 

    horsebites said 6 months ago

    sittingduck said: the only man that could make me go gay: JACK FUCKING BLACK

    Jonah Hill is in the background!!

33. 

    jaws919 said 6 months ago

    me.....?

34. 

    Randi said 6 months ago

    
    By randicash at 2008-05-02
    Oh Syler....sigh....

35. 

    Randi said 6 months ago

    LaurieShipley said: Joaquin Phoenix, bang-able on a daily/any day basis. Look, he’s already ready to go...ha

    Oh Laurie, I’m with you! I just set that pic as my desktop :: girlie giggle::

36. 

    Ameeee said 6 months ago

    Christian Bale
    Daniel Craig
    Gael Garcia Bernal
    Jake Gyllenhaal

37. 

    OhioLeslie said 6 months ago

    how could i forget robert downey jr?
    
    (as a white guy though..)

38. 

    MFA:d said 6 months ago

    Do you mean this Jared Leto?

    

39. 

    derekdeal said 6 months ago

    jaynajaynajayna said: Also But when he’s got a little more a that scruff thing goin on

    so you prefer pensive redbook hugh jackman over wolverine?

40. 

    OhioLeslie said 6 months ago

    abso-fucking-lutely
    

41. 

    jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago

    derekdeal said:

    jaynajaynajayna said: Also But when he’s got a little more a that scruff thing goin on

    so you prefer pensive redbook hugh jackman over wolverine?

    Not at all.

42. 

    scapyyy said 6 months ago

    one of the few men that would make me go gay hahaha

    

43. 

    quixotic said 6 months ago

    

    Totally.

44. 

    SPOOKCITY said 6 months ago

    watching the real housewives of orange county + Christian Bale in american psycho + brad pitt in fight club = things trying to turn me gay

45. 

    derekdeal said 6 months ago

    ladies&&&gentlemen said: watching the real housewives of orange county + Christian Bale in american psycho + brad pitt in fight club = things trying to turn me gay

    for a little bump try watching project runway and talking like tim gunn all night

46. 

    Kolby said 6 months ago

    I love how safe for work this is!

47. 

    Randi said 6 months ago

    He’s only hot in Fight Club to me too.

48. 

    OhioLeslie said 6 months ago

    Randi said: He’s only hot in Fight Club to me too.

    and the best scenes are this one and when he closes the door naked. oww oww!!!

49. 

    Randi said 6 months ago

    OhioLeslie said:

    Randi said: He’s only hot in Fight Club to me too.

    and the best scenes are this one and when he closes the door naked. oww oww!!!

    Agreed...mmmm

50. 

    quakerninja said 6 months ago

    
    I left my coat...oh hi ladys.

51. 

    andrE w. said 6 months ago

    

    end thread

52. 

    Time Without the E said 6 months ago

    yup hes DEAD sexy

    lol

    justgeoff said:

    OhioLeslie said:

    He’s dead sexy.

    oh man.....I’m going to hell

53. 

    Randi said 6 months ago

    andrE w. said: end thread

    Who is that girl? Remember, this is the "amazingly hot GUYS" thread.

54. 

    OhioLeslie said 6 months ago

    i’m going to go out on a limb with this one.. but dammit! i love big!!
    
    i can’t wait for the movie!

55. 

    sittingduck said 6 months ago

    nobody’s posted Mcdreamy?

    

56. 

    OhioLeslie said 6 months ago

    haha.. big trumps dreamy!

57. 

    andrE w. said 6 months ago

    Randi said:

    andrE w. said: end thread

    Who is that girl? Remember, this is the "amazingly hot GUYS" thread.

    yeaa
    connor oberst is a GUY

58. 

    hideouscarwreck said 6 months ago

    andrE w. said: end thread

    + infinity

59. 

    hideouscarwreck said 6 months ago

    patrick wolf
    

    conor oberst
    

    dirk mai
    

    isaiah garnica
    

    rory attwell (right)
    

60. 

    sittingduck said 6 months ago

    hideouscarwreck said: rory attwell (right)

    TEST ICICLES!!!!

61. 

    Kolby said 6 months ago

    hideouscarwreck said: isaiah garnica ">

    Wtf is he doing?

62. 

    theknifefits said 6 months ago

    KolbyLee said:

    hideouscarwreck said: isaiah garnica ">

    Wtf is he doing?

    
    not eating.

63. 

    hideouscarwreck said 6 months ago

    sittingduck said:

    hideouscarwreck said: rory attwell (right)

    TEST ICICLES!!!!

    fuck yes!!!

    KolbyLee said:

    hideouscarwreck said: isaiah garnica ">

    Wtf is he doing?

    being extremely sexy.

64. 

    herman said 6 months ago

    where are the NSFW stuffs?

65. 

    Kolby said 6 months ago

    herman said: where are the NSFW stuffs?

66. 

    andrE w. said 6 months ago

    why do either of you want NSFW pictures of men?

67. 

    basil said 6 months ago

    
    
    
    
    

    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Yeah right!

68. 

    Randomentity said 6 months ago

    

69. 

    collisiontheory said 6 months ago

    monuments said:
    
    
    
    
    
    Yeah right!

    the new mcdreamy is mcjimmy!

70. 

    OhioLeslie said 6 months ago

    collisiontheory said: the new mcdreamy is mcjimmy!

    hahaha! sounds like a sausage breakfast combo you’d get at mcdonalds.

71. 

    Kolby said 6 months ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

72. 

    ayejay said 6 months ago

    Leslie,
    I don’t know if I’m happy that you put me in your post or angry that you put me at the bottom?.. It’s all up in the air at this point.

    -AJ

    BTW - Should have used the coin purse picture instead. This post would have 300 comments by now and I would have at least 50 more myspace friends.

73. 

    ayejay said 6 months ago

    OhioLeslie said:

    collisiontheory said: the new mcdreamy is mcjimmy!

    hahaha! sounds like a sausage breakfast combo you’d get at mcdonalds.

    Isn’t a McJimmy one of those sausage pancake stick... contraptions?

74. 

    jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago

    hideouscarwreck said: patrick wolf conor oberst dirk mai isaiah garnica rory attwell (right)

    all of your men look like awkard 14 year old girls with bad haircuts

75. 

    jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago

    SCAPULA said: one of the few men that would make me go gay hahaha

    Also I find it incredibly frightening the degree to which I find him sexy as Patrick Bateman. Not good qualities for a boyf

76. 

    OhioLeslie said 6 months ago

    sparethesquid said: Leslie, I don’t know if I’m happy that you put me in your post or angry that you put me at the bottom?.. It’s all up in the air at this point. AJ BTW - Should have used the coin purse picture instead. This post would have 300 comments by now and I would have at least 50 more myspace friends.

    aj,

    you know i was only saving the best for last. well actually, if you consider i posted like 5 more photos after the initial post then i guess you’re really just in the middle. but that’s ok, right? beginning, middle, end.. it’s all the same. at least i thought to include you.

    oh, and if you’re cool with the coin purse photo i am eager and willing to put it up here. one thing to keep in mind though.. you may gain 50 more myspace friends out of it, but think of the number of friends nick might lose when his 'hairy tub-a-butta' is all over the internet.

    oh well.. i guess it wouldn’t be a first.

77. 

    ayejay said 6 months ago

    OhioLeslie said: aj, you know i was only saving the best for last. well actually, if you consider i posted like 5 more photos after the initial post then i guess you’re really just in the middle. but that’s ok, right? beginning, middle, end.. it’s all the same. at least i thought to include you. oh, and if you’re cool with the coin purse photo i am eager and willing to put it up here. one thing to keep in mind though.. you may gain 50 more myspace friends out of it, but think of the number of friends nick might lose when his 'hairy tub-a-butta' is all over the internet. oh well.. i guess it wouldn’t be a first.

    does that mean I’m peanut butter?... i like sandwiches. jared leto on top me in the middle and heath ledger on the bottom for obvious reasons.

    and thanks for including me. i guess that’s all i could really ask for...

    -AJ

    BTW - feel free to put the coin purse pic up at your leisure. perhaps you would like to snap a newer photo. get the camera.. i’ll dump my change out real quick.

78. 

    aimee said 6 months ago

    hideouscarwreck said: rory attwell (right)

    woooow, sam > rory, on the real

79. 

    ayejay said 6 months ago

    hideouscarwreck said: isaiah garnica

    i don’t know if the location of his left hand creeps me out more than the location of his right hand....?

80. 

    OhioLeslie said 6 months ago

    sparethesquid said: does that mean I’m peanut butter... i like sandwiches. jared leto on top me in the middle and heath ledger on the bottom for obvious reasons. and thanks for including me. i guess that’s all i could really ask for... -AJ BTW - feel free to put the coin purse pic up at your leisure. perhaps you would like to snap a newer photo. get the camera.. i’ll dump my change out real quick.

    well, considering you already read this to me (since we’re in the same room right now).. this is my rebuttal:

    

    not only are you deeper in the sandwich, but the bottom bun is burnt now too.

81. 

    greggrillo said 6 months ago

    

82. 

    jublin said 6 months ago

    boys will be boys

83. 

    hideouscarwreck said 6 months ago

    jaynajaynajayna said: all of your men look like awkard 14 year old girls with bad haircuts

    sorry but i’d take those guys over what the typical teenage girl prefers any day.
    
    
    

    actually wait, i’m not sorry

84. 

    andrE w. said 6 months ago

    wait you dont like tribal tattoos and people who are incapable of wearing a shirt and have no real talent at all?
    weirddd

85. 

    printolithic said 6 months ago

    

86. 

    Randi said 6 months ago

    jaynajaynajayna said:

    hideouscarwreck said: patrick wolf conor oberst dirk mai isaiah garnica rory attwell (right)

    all of your men look like awkard 14 year old girls with bad haircuts

    +1 I just want to feed them sandwiches.

87. 

    hyperhyphen said 6 months ago

    

    Jonathan Rhys Meyers

88. 

    hyperhyphen said 6 months ago

    rrrrrrr

89. 

    jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago

    hideouscarwreck said:

    jaynajaynajayna said: all of your men look like awkard 14 year old girls with bad haircuts

    sorry but i’d take those guys over what the typical teenage girl prefers any day.
    
    
    

    actually wait, i’m not sorry

    I only know who the last person is

90. 

    hyperhyphen said 6 months ago

    really?? I don’t know any of them

91. 

    jublin said 6 months ago

    what’s with guys having crushes on edward norton? do girls have crush on that guy too? he’s a decent actor, but he’s also a big jackass who’s full of himself and thinks he deserves the final say in almost every movie he’s in.

92. 

    OhioLeslie said 6 months ago

    jaynajaynajayna said: I only know who the last person is

    same here.

93. 

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said 6 months ago

    pfffft

    
    

    done and done.

    grim

94. 

    {miles to go} said 6 months ago

    hideouscarwreck said:

    andrE w. said: end thread

    + infinity

    conor either just moved to the town i live in or is visiting for quite a while. there were spottings at the local hip bar, but then i saw him eating thai food when i went to go get my take out. sitting with a girl who really wasnt that cute but looked like a cross between an AA model and a flapper

95. 

    andrE w. said 6 months ago

    {miles to go} said:

    hideouscarwreck said:

    andrE w. said: end thread

    + infinity

    conor either just moved to the town i live in or is visiting for quite a while. there were spottings at the local hip bar, but then i saw him eating thai food when i went to go get my take out. sitting with a girl who really wasnt that cute but looked like a cross between an AA model and a flapper

    
    he would like thai food, cause i love thai food! haha
    did you rush him and ask for an autograph?
    i think hes the only person i would approach in public, even though it would make me look like a jackass

96. 

    {miles to go} said 6 months ago

    no, i really didnt give a shit. i like bright eyes too, but that kind of stuff doesnt excite me. had i been 16 and not 28, maybe i would have asked him to sign my shoe or something

97. 

    haley said 6 months ago

    sure joaquin phoenix and christian bale are alriiight...

    but i’m pretty sure my man could out-hot them any day. :]

    

98. 

    Robert Ottinger said 6 months ago

    wes your a sexy beast!

99. 

    haley said 6 months ago

    Robert Ottinger said: wes your a sexy beast!

    ahahaha robert.. isn’t he though?

    gosh, and you’re hanging out with him
    right this second, i bet you feel so special...

100. 

     sittingduck said 6 months ago

     jaynajaynajayna said:

     hideouscarwreck said: patrick wolf conor oberst dirk mai isaiah garnica rory attwell (right)

     all of your men look like awkard 14 year old girls with bad haircuts

     Thats freaking hilarious...

101. 

     sittingduck said 6 months ago

     
     
     How could I forget the Hoff.

102. 

     Robert Ottinger said 6 months ago

     haley said:

     Robert Ottinger said: wes your a sexy beast!

     ahahaha robert.. isn’t he though?

     gosh, and you’re hanging out with him
     right this second, i bet you feel so special...

     what are you talking about.. I AM special! lol but not in that way... in the way where im suppose to be wearing a helmet

103. 

     Ameeee said 6 months ago

     sittingduck said:

     Eww, that is the grossness.

104. 

     OhioLeslie said 6 months ago

     my childhood crush.. billy corgan
     

105. 

     Robby-brightglasses said 5 months ago

     suicide silence

106. 

     Kevin Doom said 5 months ago

     hideouscarwreck said:

     PEPPERONI NIPPLES!!!

107. 

     skullface said 5 months ago

     +1 Christian Bale, Brad Pitt, et cetera.

     hideouscarwreck said: isaiah garnica

     Ian Somerhalder
     

     and Izzy Hilton is too attractive.
     

108. 

     CMYK|BRAD said 5 months ago

     sittingduck said:

     hideouscarwreck said: rory attwell (right)

     TEST ICICLES!!!!

     You fucking knows it! Anyone for lightspeed champion while we’re at it?

109. 

     beth said 4 months ago

     Robby-brightglasses said: suicide silence

     Mitch is my brother from another mother....his fiance is fucking hott for you boys!

     But this bump is all for Jimmy:::

     

     

     Stephens turn me on...what can I say when that name is represented by these kids?!

110. 

     Master_Control said 4 months ago

     Robby-brightglasses said: suicide silence

     I will second the man crush on him.

     But this dudes at the top of my man crush list:

     

     Only in that movie and in Fight Club.

111. 

     Nasera era said 4 months ago

     

     adam lazzara, ive had a crush on him for years.

     
     oli sykes, well duh.

112. 

     jelly said 4 months ago

     
     Payback Beth

113. 

     scapyyy said 4 months ago

     jelly said: Payback Beth

     oooooh yyeahhhhhhhhh

114. 

     beth said 4 months ago

     jelly said: Payback Beth

     Bullshit! I am retaliating for someone deleating my post in the first place! Fuck you guys!

115. 

     jelly said 4 months ago

     This is a sexy man
     

116. 

     OhioLeslie said 4 months ago

     jelly said: Payback Beth

     my biological father looks just like ron jeremy.
     no lies.

117. 

     mission_alphaville said 4 months ago

     ah. wait.

     Alex Gaskarth, he has great hair :')
     

     Aaron
     

     and yes, craig owens!
     btw. Oliver Sykes girlfriend has ugly tits.

118. 

     vinnyg said 4 months ago

     Nasera era said: oli sykes, well duh.

     that’s no guy, that’s just a lesbian

119. 

     jaynajaynajayna said 4 months ago

     jelly said: Payback Beth

     ....yea

     I would probably (most def) do a young ron jeremy

     

     I mean that stache just commands, and them sparkly blue eyes!

     michael shantz said: pfffft

     

     shantz you look kind of cuddly when you are not snarling.

120. 

     jelly said 4 months ago

     OhioLeslie said:

     jelly said: Payback Beth

     my biological father looks just like ron jeremy.
     no lies.

     That explains it

121. 

     JoshInvincible said 4 months ago

     I never got why chicks dig dudes who look like other chicks? I guess its beyond me.

     I would fuck Mitch from Suicide Silence though.
     

     Whats good ladies? No dark men?

122. 

     tinaATL said 4 months ago

     

     

     

     

     

     GIMME THAT :*

123. 

     Reliique said 4 months ago

     ok ill be gay for duration of this post, I have brad pitt fight club poster on my wall and its huuuuuuge! and tbh im in love with Tyler Durden.

     
     
     
     
     

124. 

     jaynajaynajayna said 3 months ago

     tinaATL said: GIMME THAT :*

     BACK TO THE FUTURE WITH MARTY McSCENE!

125. 

     edgillustrator said about 1 month ago

     Robby-brightglasses said: suicide silence

     MICHAEL SHANTZ said: pfffft

     done and done. grim

     hottest men alive, and dallas green for sure.

     call me gay.

126. 

     downrodeo said about 1 month ago

     

     I’d do him... if he was alive.

127. 

     Cole said about 1 month ago

     MICHAEL SHANTZ said:

128. 

     Callum_Green said about 1 month ago

     Cole said:

     MICHAEL SHANTZ said:

129. 

     4Sevens said about 1 month ago

     Kolby said:

     hideouscarwreck said: isaiah garnica ">

     Wtf is he doing?

     I’m guessing picking the creeper out of his vagina.

130. 

     mitchbones said about 1 month ago

     Did I ever tell you guys how i love the revival of dead topics?

     This thread needs more Bale.

131. 

     MICHAEL SHANTZ said about 1 month ago

     jaynajaynajayna said:

     jelly said: Payback Beth

     ....yea

     I would probably (most def) do a young ron jeremy

     

     I mean that stache just commands, and them sparkly blue eyes!

     michael shantz said: pfffft

     

     shantz you look kind of cuddly when you are not snarling.

     tee he he

     i will get sexy photos of me and oli, justf or this thread, when i move.

132. 

     MICHAEL SHANTZ said about 1 month ago

     
     total babes

133. 

     Killer Napkins said about 1 month ago

     RL Stein... fucking sexy
     

134. 

     Etiquette Empire said about 1 month ago

     I’m surprised nobody has posted this dude

     

     But being serious, the only man that would make me go gay is this dude:
     

     with his rippling abs..dayum

135. 

     cyanide said about 1 month ago

     

136. 

     Darian-Hartwell said about 1 month ago

     i laughed soo hard at some of those pics.
     my plug:
     

137. 

     nate gonz said about 1 month ago

     Killer Napkins said: RL Stein... fucking sexy

     thats so weird...i just fuckin watched a goosebumps episode on tvvvvv

138. 

     RustyEight said about 1 month ago

     The only man that gets my motor running:

     

139. 

     downrodeo said about 1 month ago

     RustyEight said: The only man that gets my motor running:

     mos def... and the frenden 'tache... SEXY!!!

140. 

     jelly said about 1 month ago

     MICHAEL SHANTZ said: total babes

     Dude!
     

141. 

     Robmcbride said about 1 month ago

     theknifefits said:

     KolbyLee said:

     hideouscarwreck said: isaiah garnica ">

     Wtf is he doing?

     
     not eating.

     Funniest post in this thread.

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