The Official Girlfriend Off!

The idea was born here:

http://www.emptees.com/posts/252-post-your-office-work-space-or-desk

So have at it, whose girlfriend is the hottest?

[EDIT: Its all for fun.. put the picket signs down.]

1. 

   horsebites said 6 months ago

   Really?

2. 

   mitchbones said 6 months ago

   My girlfriend is pictured here http://emptees.com/tees/2892-chains (not skullw/hair)

   She likes chains.

3. 

   itcamefromthesky! said 6 months ago

   Don’t kill the post 4 minutes in, dog!

4. 

   joshp said 6 months ago

   ....Haha. Seems more like a validation orgy.

5. 

   derekdeal said 6 months ago

   why dont you just post your girlfriend and we’ll tell you if she’s hot

6. 

   a killer wombat said 6 months ago

   derekdeal said: why dont you just post your girlfriend and we’ll tell you if she’s hot

   hahahah, brilliant... like the Guinness guys style brilliant.

7. 

   itcamefromthesky! said 6 months ago

   derekdeal said: why dont you just post your girlfriend and we’ll tell you if she’s hot

   haha fuck that. you guys are creepy.

8. 

   quakerninja said 6 months ago

   How about hottest ex? Say Hi to Jie. Saddly she had to go back to Korea.
   

9. 

   itcamefromthesky! said 6 months ago

   quakerninja said: How about hottest ex? Say Hi to Jie. Saddly she had to go back to Korea.

   HAHA Nice! Hottest Ex might have been better, actually.

10. 

    Hybrid said 6 months ago

    Kevin The Crook said: miss crook
    

    Liar.

11. 

    itcamefromthesky! said 6 months ago

    Future Wife!

    ...only if Derek approves though. LoL
    
    
    

12. 

    a killer wombat said 6 months ago

    (this is a very shallow thread)

13. 

    Kevin The Crook said 6 months ago

    Hybrid said:

    Kevin The Crook said: miss crook

    Liar.

    lol...yeah i photoshopped myself into this one...
    

14. 

    itcamefromthesky! said 6 months ago

    a killer wombat said: (this is a very shallow thread)

    oh my god.

15. 

    Hybrid said 6 months ago

    Kevin The Crook said:

    Hybrid said:

    Kevin The Crook said: miss crook
    

    Liar.

    lol...yeah i photoshopped myself in this one...
    
    

    I think you just won.

    Let me know when she dumps you.

16. 

    weaselfarm said 6 months ago

    kevin tha pimp. haha my gal should win for putting up with my drunken ass all the time

    

    

17. 

    Kevin The Crook said 6 months ago

    nice lady you weasel

18. 

    a killer wombat said 6 months ago

    itcamefromthesky! said:

    a killer wombat said: (this is a very shallow thread)

    oh my god.

    it is though, you can’t deny that... and yes your girl is a hottie. But I mean this thread is a giant my dick is bigger than yours thread.

19. 

    quakerninja said 6 months ago

    Is it?
    http://www.emptees.com/tees/4155-it-is-what-it-is

20. 

    kyleisez said 6 months ago

    itcamefromthesky! said: Future Wife! ...only if Derek approves though. LoL
    
    
    

    if youre serious, then wow.. the other chick with pig tails everyones freaking out about is just ok... a 1 time thing ( no offense, sowieeee)

21. 

    mitchbones said 6 months ago

    a killer wombat said:

    itcamefromthesky! said:

    a killer wombat said: (this is a very shallow thread)

    oh my god.

    
    t my dick is bigger than yours thread.

    what are you tryin to say.

22. 

    justgeoff said 6 months ago

    a killer wombat said:

    itcamefromthesky! said:

    a killer wombat said: (this is a very shallow thread)

    oh my god.

    it is though, you can’t deny that... and yes your girl is a hottie. But I mean this thread is a giant my dick is bigger than yours thread.

    Yeah, this is pretty retarded.

23. 

    quakerninja said 6 months ago

    now would be a good time to change the title to NSFW girls I want to bonez.
    I want to see a fight breakout like cavemen hunting meat.
    Clan of the boob hunters

24. 

    derekdeal said 6 months ago

    itcamefromthesky! said: Future Wife! ...only if Derek approves though. LoL
    
    
    

    yeah dude, she’s cute. just wishful thinking or engaged?

25. 

    weaselfarm said 6 months ago

    Well i really didnt read into it as contest although now i realize thats what the topics even called. if it was just post ur gal i think itd be fine which is what i took it as.

26. 

    Jon Kruse said 6 months ago

    a killer wombat said: (this is a very shallow thread)

    This reminds me of a coworker that would always show pictures of his hot girl friend. The response that I had in my head was "wow she’s hot but your still a deutsche, now get away from me."

27. 

    Oliver said 6 months ago

    kyleisez said:

    itcamefromthesky! said: Future Wife! ...only if Derek approves though. LoL
    
    
    

    if youre serious, then wow.. the other chick with pig tails everyones freaking out about is just ok... a 1 time thing ( no offense, sowieeee)

    glad to see the hating continues onto women. lolz.

28. 

    kyleisez said 6 months ago

    yea post your GF would be better, its a lot better than hey check out my gf and jack off to her thread

29. 

    derekdeal said 6 months ago

    weaselfarm said: kevin tha pimp. haha my gal should win for putting up with my drunken ass all the time

    for some reason i pictured you looking more like your illustrations as weird as that sounds.

30. 

    itcamefromthesky! said 6 months ago

    a killer wombat said:

    itcamefromthesky! said:

    a killer wombat said: (this is a very shallow thread)

    oh my god.

    it is though, you can’t deny that... and yes your girl is a hottie. But I mean this thread is a giant my dick is bigger than yours thread.

    Meh. If anyone is taking it that way.. then bummer. I’m just having fun. We all show off our offices/houses/cars and no one flips out. How is that any different? Is it just because we don’t have intercourse with our offices/houses/cars?

31. 

    weaselfarm said 6 months ago

    haha, i dont think id have a gal if i had yeller teeth. I normally would never wear a collard shirt but family christmas parties are an exception. I still manage to ruin it though with my pants falling off.
    and as for hair it used to be real long like some of illustrations but florida is roasting my ass so i cant handle it.

32. 

    LitoQ said 6 months ago

    i refuse to partake in this because in my mind ive already won ;)

33. 

    a killer wombat said 6 months ago

    Jon Kruse said:

    a killer wombat said: (this is a very shallow thread)

    This reminds me of a coworker that would always show pictures of his hot girl friend. The response that I had in my head was "wow she’s hot but your still a deutsche, now get away from me."

    haha, totally. I think every work place has a guy like that... but you never seem to see them together when you go out. She always has "another function" going on.

    itcamefromthesky! said:

    a killer wombat said:

    itcamefromthesky! said:

    a killer wombat said: (this is a very shallow thread)

    oh my god.

    it is though, you can’t deny that... and yes your girl is a hottie. But I mean this thread is a giant my dick is bigger than yours thread.

    Meh. If anyone is taking it that way.. then bummer. I’m just having fun. We all show off our offices/houses/cars and no one flips out. How is that any different? Is it just because we don’t have intercourse with our offices/houses/cars?

    the difference is that offices, houses, cars are inanimate objects that are designed to be appealing. Your judging people based on one photo. Don’t get me wrong, I dont hate women and I for sure judge women in my head but I am not going to toss out girls I have dated so people can can go, "holy shit shes a hottie". Thats what I meant but this is shallow.

    Its fishing for compliments or to make yourself look good, like the annoying dude in the bar... "hey look at this photo of my girl, shes so hot, you’d fuck her right? Haha, but you cant cause I am".

34. 

    Truman325i said 6 months ago

    LitoQ said: i refuse to partake in this because in my mind ive already won ;)

    So youre g/f reads the board too?

35. 

    noFunk said 6 months ago

    My Girlfriends name is Michelle, i met her in Liberty City.....i think shes the one!

36. 

    Kolby said 6 months ago

    kyleisez said:

    itcamefromthesky! said: Future Wife! ...only if Derek approves though. LoL
    
    
    

    True dat!
    if youre serious, then wow.. the other chick with pig tails everyones freaking out about is just ok... a 1 time thing ( no offense, sowieeee)

37. 

    derekdeal said 6 months ago

    noFunk said: My Girlfriends name is Michelle, i met her in Liberty City.....i think shes the one!

    that chick is easy, i banged her after taking her to cluckin bell

38. 

    a killer wombat said 6 months ago

    derekdeal said:

    noFunk said: My Girlfriends name is Michelle, i met her in Liberty City.....i think shes the one!

    that chick is easy, i banged her after taking her to cluck and bell

    haha, damn i need to get the new gta. I feel so behind.

39. 

    quakerninja said 6 months ago

    whats next the hot sister thread? ha ha.

40. 

    noFunk said 6 months ago

    derekdeal said:

    noFunk said: My Girlfriends name is Michelle, i met her in Liberty City.....i think shes the one!

    that chick is easy, i banged her after taking her to cluckin bell

    Haha yeh, i banged her after a game of Darts......what can i say, she loves cock!

41. 

    jimiyo said 6 months ago

    quakerninja said: whats next the hot sister thread? ha ha.

    ha. hot mom ftw.

42. 

    quakerninja said 6 months ago

    ha ha yeah hot moms of emptees I feel a calender idea comeing on.

43. 

    kyleisez said 6 months ago

    thats not what i feel coming on

44. 

    godmachine said 6 months ago

    LitoQ said: i refuse to partake in this because in my mind ive already won ;)

    my mrs read this unreal thread and when she saw yours she said 'awwww'. and i would have to agree mate. Litoq FTW.

45. 

    jared said 6 months ago

    kyleisez said: yea post your GF would be better, its a lot better than hey check out my gf and jack off to her thread

    how about a "post yo' wang" thread?

46. 

    kyleisez said 6 months ago

    done... lets just have random post your poops, post your pee hole, post your wet dream, post your poop stain, post your garage, post your grandpa, post your first thing when you wake up face... (take a picture first thing when you wake up with your phone or what have you)

    post your laundry, post your taco, post your mulch, mmmmm the possibilities

47. 

    horsebites said 6 months ago

    OOOOH Post your mulch!!! PLEASE!!!! I bet you mine is WAY more red and abundant than yours is.

48. 

    quakerninja said 6 months ago

    Red Abundant Mulch. You know there is a pill for that right.

49. 

    LitoQ said 6 months ago

    Truman325i said:

    LitoQ said: i refuse to partake in this because in my mind ive already won ;)

    So youre g/f reads the board too?

    no, my wife is just that hot ;)

    Godmachine said:

    LitoQ said: i refuse to partake in this because in my mind ive already won ;)

    my mrs read this unreal thread and when she saw yours she said 'awwww'. and i would have to agree mate. Litoq FTW.

    word up son! Im a hopeless romantic

50. 

    Kolby said 6 months ago

    horsebites said: OOOOH Post your mulch!!! PLEASE!!!! I bet you mine is WAY more red and abundant than yours is.

    Prove it!!!

    

51. 

    jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago

    itcamefromthesky! said: Future Wife! ...only if Derek approves though. LoL
    
    
    

    BOOBS

52. 

    theknifefits said 6 months ago

    do ex’s count? im single.
    

53. 

    quakerninja said 6 months ago

    theknifefits said: do ex’s count? im single.

    Did she dump you for posting pictures of her nippin on the net?

54. 

    kyleisez said 6 months ago

    she looks like she got punched in the eye for having terrible eyebrows

55. 

    quakerninja said 6 months ago

    Great now I can’t go to Jimmywood for fear of being stabed by eyebrow girl. Thanks.
    Great thread numb nuts.

56. 

    Randi said 6 months ago

    jaynajaynajayna said:

    itcamefromthesky! said: Future Wife! ...only if Derek approves though. LoL
    
    
    

    BOOBS

    +2

57. 

    Dave!PTS said 6 months ago

    Here’s me and my gal on our way back from adopting some more needy kids..

    

    ..What?

58. 

    njonas said 6 months ago

    kyleisez said: thats not what i feel coming on

    hahahah

59. 

    itcamefromthesky! said 6 months ago

    kyleisez said:

    itcamefromthesky! said: Future Wife! ...only if Derek approves though. LoL
    
    
    

    if youre serious, then wow.. the other chick with pig tails everyones freaking out about is just ok... a 1 time thing ( no offense, sowieeee)

    LoL.. No I promise its legit EZ. I can provide proof if needed, but I’m sure you’re not losing sleep over it.

60. 

    jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago

    Dave!PTS said: Here’s me and my gal on our way back from adopting some more needy kids.. ..What?

    yeah me and my dude at an awards show

    

61. 

    Robert Ottinger said 6 months ago

    kyleisez said: done... lets just have random post your poops, post your pee hole, post your wet dream, post your poop stain, post your garage, post your grandpa, post your first thing when you wake up face... (take a picture first thing when you wake up with your phone or what have you) post your laundry, post your taco, post your mulch, mmmmm the possibilities

    LOL.

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    GhostmakerAZ said 6 months ago

    

63. 

    mission_alphaville said 6 months ago

    

64. 

    sittingduck said 6 months ago

    

65. 

    Cole said 6 months ago

    
    

66. 

    sjkaufman1 said 6 months ago

    Why don’t we have a cyber pissing contest too! Oh wait that’s what this is...

67. 

    Randomentity said 6 months ago

    Current girlfriend, i need a better pic.
    

    hottest ex, ex fiance that is. with her now defunct band Princess PlayDate
    

68. 

    andrE w. said 6 months ago

    sjkaufman1 said: Why don’t we have a cyber pissing contest too! Oh wait that’s what this is...

    this is just for fun
    calm down

69. 

    itcamefromthesky! said 6 months ago

    andrE w. said:

    sjkaufman1 said: Why don’t we have a cyber pissing contest too! Oh wait that’s what this is...

    this is just for fun
    calm down

    exactly.

    The pissing contest has already been posted here:

    http://www.emptees.com/posts/252-post-your-office-work-space-or-desk

70. 

    Randomentity said 6 months ago

    itcamefromthesky! said:

    andrE w. said:

    sjkaufman1 said: Why don’t we have a cyber pissing contest too! Oh wait that’s what this is...

    this is just for fun
    calm down

    exactly.

    The pissing contest has already been posted here:

    http://www.emptees.com/posts/252-post-your-office-work-space-or-desk

    Indeed, and wow I lose at that

71. 

    Kevin Doom said 6 months ago

    kyleisez said: she looks like she got punched in the eye for having terrible eyebrows

    The awesomeness of that quote just made up for how gaytarded this topic is.

72. 

    itcamefromthesky! said 6 months ago

    Randomentity said:

    itcamefromthesky! said:

    andrE w. said:

    sjkaufman1 said: Why don’t we have a cyber pissing contest too! Oh wait that’s what this is...

    this is just for fun
    calm down

    exactly.

    The pissing contest has already been posted here:

    http://www.emptees.com/posts/252-post-your-office-work-space-or-desk

    Indeed, and wow I lose at that

    me too, man.

73. 

    Ben Danger said 6 months ago

    kyleisez said: she looks like she got punched in the eye for having terrible eyebrows

    HAHAHHA I was in a really shitty mood and literally just started laughing. That’s gotta be the best comment of the last like 2 weeks. How about a best quote on emptees ever thread

74. 

    MadeByMAS said 6 months ago

    

    

    

75. 

    theknifefits said 6 months ago

    Byeline said:

    byeline wins by default. she is incredible.

76. 

    Cole said 6 months ago

    and then i ruin it with a fishhook:
    

77. 

    kyleisez said 6 months ago

    

78. 

    wyel said 6 months ago

    
    

79. 

    theknifefits said 6 months ago

    

80. 

    Greg said 3 months ago

    mission_alphaville said:

    freaky eyes!

81. 

    M.Eureka said 3 months ago

    
    

82. 

    Birdie3431 said 3 months ago

    

    *sigh*

83. 

    Time Without the E said 3 months ago

    so im curious how did everyone meet there gf’s?

84. 

    4Sevens said 3 months ago

    Let’s start a new thread; Picture of your girlfriend with green paint on her face.

85. 

    molasses4masses said 3 months ago

    Time Without the E said: so im curious how did everyone meet there gf’s?

    Every single answer is... eharmony.

86. 

    adamastephens said 3 months ago

    GhostmakerAZ said:

    girls in bands are the best!

87. 

    GhostBird said 3 months ago

    M.Eureka said:

    you win

88. 

    Robby-brightglasses said 3 months ago

    This sounds gay but ez win cutest couple like in hs ahhaahha

89. 

    beth said 3 months ago

    

    My girlfriend Brittany....she is the best thing to happen to me!

90. 

    4Sevens said 3 months ago

    

91. 

    Visual Singularities said 3 months ago

    4Sevens said:

    I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your girl gets around....

92. 

    greens said 3 months ago

    4Sevens said:

    i was tottally going to do this joke but you beat me to the punch

93. 

    Time Without the E said 3 months ago

    beth said: My girlfriend Brittany....she is the best thing to happen to me!

    dayumm shes a hottie Beth!

    its weird though she just reminds me of someone

94. 

    4Sevens said 3 months ago

    Visual Singularities said about 4 hours ago:
    "I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your girl gets around...."

    She’s a whore!!

    greens said about 4 hours ago:
    "i was tottally going to do this joke but you beat me to the punch"

    Yup... I was pretty shocked that nobody had yet. I basically felt obligated.

95. 

    M.Eureka said 3 months ago

    GhostBird said:

    M.Eureka said:

    you win

    Well for the quantity of love that a guy can give to his gf, I win.

96. 

    Birdie3431 said 3 months ago

    4Sevens said: Visual Singularities said about 4 hours ago: "I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your girl gets around...." She’s a whore!! greens said about 4 hours ago: "i was tottally going to do this joke but you beat me to the punch" Yup... I was pretty shocked that nobody had yet. I basically felt obligated.

    hey you block quote someone by going to the comment you want to quote and go to the top right corner and there should be quotation marks ("") and you just press that

97. 

    Time Without the E said 3 months ago

    birdie3431 said:

    4Sevens said: Visual Singularities said about 4 hours ago: "I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your girl gets around...." She’s a whore!! greens said about 4 hours ago: "i was tottally going to do this joke but you beat me to the punch" Yup... I was pretty shocked that nobody had yet. I basically felt obligated.

    hey you block quote someone by going to the comment you want to quote and go to the top right corner and there should be quotation marks ("") and you just press that

    pwn’d

98. 

    zvirbulzils said 3 months ago

    

99. 

    Killer Napkins said 3 months ago

    my girlfriend (well fiance) dances in graveyards and shit
    

100. 

     jimiyo said 3 months ago

     beth said: My girlfriend Brittany....she is the best thing to happen to me!

     i wanna sex your girlfriend.

     Killer Napkins said: my girlfriend (well fiance) dances in graveyards and shit

     LOL. "dances in graveyards and shit."

     pretty awesome man.

101. 

     "Crazy" Mike said 3 months ago

     greens said:

     4Sevens said:

     i was tottally going to do this joke but you beat me to the punch

102. 

     Nasera era said 3 months ago

     
     bam bam. =]

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