Tee shirt designer seibei - David

I'm going to secretly learn French...

posted 3 months ago by seibei

...to completely mess with my girlfriend of two years (actually, our anniversary is Friday the 13th - maybe I should get His & Hers STAY TUFFS?), who was a French/Art History double major. No, she doesn't check emptees, the sucker.

I'm starting with this audiobook:

Anyway, if anyone has any suggestions for good audiobooks or podcasts for French or languages in general (I could stand to get my Japanese and Mandarin back, and I was great at German in high school), let's do it.

PS - the last time I took French was in elementary school, and my teacher's name was Madame Dick. No joke.

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  1. Tee shirt designer matthew.harrison.smith - matthew harrison smith

    matthew.harrison.smith said 3 months ago

    bon chance!

  2. Tee shirt designer seibei - David

    seibei said 3 months ago

    merci! yes! I'm a natural!

  3. Tee shirt designer heroes - rich

    heroes said 3 months ago

    i hate french and german with all there masculine and femanine

    words soo confusing

    i did them both till i was 17

  4. Tee shirt designer sht! - troy hughes

    sht! said 3 months ago

    oui! oui!

  5. Tee shirt designer seibei - David

    seibei said 3 months ago

    Mandarin and Japanese are supposed to be two of the toughest languages to learn, and I did them both for years and lived in both countries, and I did Latin in high school, so I've got high hopes.

  6. Tee shirt designer hideouscarwreck - leila

    hideouscarwreck said 3 months ago

    at my old school one of our french teachers was madame bjitch.

    et bon chance aussi (:

  7. Tee shirt designer heroes - rich

    heroes said 3 months ago

    ha est canis in est via

    hmmm my latin kinda sucks now i remember there is no such thing as the word "the" which is kind of alot to take in

  8. Tee shirt designer LitoQ - Daniel Quintana

    LitoQ said 3 months ago

    ma dukes is a French teacher, if you need a tutor let me know

  9. Tee shirt designer seibei - David

    seibei said 3 months ago

    oh word? thanks! I don't have much free time for a tutor right now, though - I'm mainly looking for something to occupy my brain at work since I am the screen tech at the print shop and basically just work on my own all day.

  10. Tee shirt designer Joe - Joe

    Joe said 3 months ago

    Yes, Latin, I did that for 8 years!

  11. Tee shirt designer gameyy - Eric Terry

    gameyy said 3 months ago

    所以...你会说国语吗?

    I'm learning Mandarin right now and I've found Pimsleur to be of great help. You're probably already familiar with it, but yeah... Awesome audio-learning method.

  12. Tee shirt designer seibei - David

    seibei said 3 months ago

    sweet, I've seen plenty of Pimsleur stuff but never given it a shot...all my language training was intense university classes/immersion/etc. xie xie!

  13. Tee shirt designer gameyy - Eric Terry

    gameyy said 3 months ago

    Yeah, it's very practical learning. I also like chinesepod, which is a language learning podcast that's super helpful in getting colloquial stuff down. They probably have something similar for French.

  14. Tee shirt designer LitoQ - Daniel Quintana

    LitoQ said 3 months ago

    word I can vouch for pimsleur... my wife's attempting to learn spanish so my daughter and I dont talk about her behind her back, in front of her face ;)

  15. Tee shirt designer seibei - David

    seibei said 3 months ago

    gameyy said: 所以...你会说国语吗?

    dui, keshi, zhe ji tian, wo de fayin shi zui bu hao de.

    PS - sorry - I don't have chinese input on here - I haven't even reinstalled my Japanese keyboard settings. I'm lucky that I understood that simple sentence, though - I used to be fully conversational, but not having to use it for five years has rendered me pretty impotent (ONLY IN TERMS OF THE MANDARIN LANGUAGE, LADIES).

  16. Tee shirt designer matthew.harrison.smith - matthew harrison smith

    matthew.harrison.smith said 3 months ago

    yay. i like when characters render properly and not as garbage...

    im starting to get a little into biblical hebrew. it give a nice lyrical quality to the old testament and is a lot of fun.

  17. Tee shirt designer MickyMays - MickyMays

    MickyMays said 3 months ago

    i've heard good things about Rosetta stone. havent tried it yet, sill trying to figure out what language i want to learn. brushing up on spanish would be the most practical, but i think japanese or italian would be the most fun.

  18. Tee shirt designer RikkiB - RikkiB

    RikkiB said 3 months ago

    As a girlfriend myself, I'd fully appreciate the work that'd go into this particular caper.

  19. Tee shirt designer heavyprints - Nick

    heavyprints said 3 months ago

    I learned a bunch of spanish from this columbian dude I worked at McDonalds with in highschool. Most of the words that I learned were curses, though. Either that, or how to tell someone to wash the dishes. It was amazing.

  20. Tee shirt designer sittingduck - Josh Stomberg

    sittingduck said 3 months ago

    I can teach you chinese in less than 2 minutes:

    Excuse me, there's no parking here = "NO PAHKING!"

    Please leave = "GET OUT!"

    This sex is not enjoyable = "WONG HO! WONG HO!"

    you are hilarious = "YOU SO FUNNY!"

  21. Tee shirt designer Aniast - Nick

    Aniast said 3 months ago

    I'm beginning to struggle with arabic, not so much a struggle yet. Learning the alphabet, just think, it's what you do in pre-school/kindergarden.

  22. Tee shirt designer jaynajaynajayna - Jayna

    jaynajaynajayna said 3 months ago

    MickyMays said: i've heard good things about Rosetta stone. havent tried it yet, sill trying to figure out what language i want to learn. brushing up on spanish would be the most practical, but i think japanese or italian would be the most fun.

    Rosetta stone all the way. I have wanted to secretly learn French for so long since I already pretty much speak Spanish and it would be pretty easy. I wish I could afford rosetta stone

  23. Tee shirt designer jaynajaynajayna - Jayna

    jaynajaynajayna said 3 months ago

  24. Tee shirt designer njonas - Nick - JACC Fashion

    njonas said 3 months ago

    thats awesome man, good luck with that. i secretly learned to speak, read, and write farsi to surprise my mom on mother's day, that was a funny reaction...

  25. Tee shirt designer Christophe - Christophe

    Christophe said 3 months ago

    Gameyy mentioned chinesepod.com as a great tool to learn mandarin.
    The same company launched FrenchPod a month ago, using the same method and providing entertaining content.
    You should give it a try seisei !

  26. Tee shirt designer larin555 - Marc-André Larin

    larin555 said 3 months ago

    French is one of the most complicated language. The grammar is sooooooo weird.

    Je parle français tout les jours...but decided to learn english for my...ex-girlfriend.

    Good luck, Bonne chance!

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