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  <body>I turned on the tap- and all this fricking water just came pouring out!!!

ha mad.</body>
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  <title>OMG</title>
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      <body>&lt;img src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-joy-water-elephant.jpg" /&gt;

I do apologise, i'm not stalking.....i'm just generally quite bored.</body>
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      <body>Lucky bastard.

&lt;blockquote&gt;i'm just generally quite bored.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
I know what you mean.</body>
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      <body>Don't take it for granted.</body>
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      <body>yeah i think these tax cuts are out of line. </body>
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    <comment>
      <body>That's nothing.  I opened a can today -- it was full of soup!

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      <body>water</body>
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      <body>There's a hole in my floor that blows cold air. Similarly amazing.</body>
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      <body>fluids</body>
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      <body>holes, fluids, water, blows, floor

these words can mean only two things</body>
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      <body>fluids josh

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      <body>mmmmm cold water would be nice right now</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;jeremiah was a said:&lt;/cite&gt; holes, fluids, water, blows, floor

these words can mean only two things&lt;/blockquote&gt;

hookers?</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;CalvinOutLoud said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;jeremiah was a said:&lt;/cite&gt; holes, fluids, water, blows, floor

these words can mean only two things&lt;/blockquote&gt;

hookers?&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Houses, duh</body>
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      <body>i turned on the tap, and all this GODMACHINE poured out!
&lt;img src="http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1206/gmwater.jpg" /&gt;</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;xjoshuabelangerx said:&lt;/cite&gt; i turned on the tap, and all this GODMACHINE poured out!
&lt;img src="http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1206/gmwater.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

...

...

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;xjoshuabelangerx said:&lt;/cite&gt; i turned on the tap, and all this GODMACHINE poured out!
&lt;img src="http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1206/gmwater.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
bottled god machine? now that I would pay for

mm sounds kinky and frivolous
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