Things you would buy if you had a ridiculous amount of money

Say you had a stupid amount of money to blow on whatever you felt necessary... what would you buy?

I’ll take this:

Ronn Scorpion...is a sexy speedster that will run on a 30-40 ratio blend of gas and hydrogen, promising around 40 mpg efficiency while still being able to hit 60 mph in 3.5 seconds.

/drool

And for longer distances:

ICON A5 ($139,000)

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   Ramvere said 5 months ago

   two chicks... at the same time.

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   conor said 5 months ago

   Fuckin' A, man!

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   Beadler said 5 months ago

   Ramvere said: two chicks... at the same time.

   Ill tell you what I do man... hahaha
   good work

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   chopshop said 5 months ago

   

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   conor said 5 months ago

   chopshop said:

   What’s the ridiculous price on those?

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   thebutcher said 5 months ago

   Did you ever see Blank Check? I want that casa.

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   Universitee Apparel Dos said 5 months ago

   hahaha oh boy! id buy an island like the owner of Virgin Records.

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   FuzzyInk said 5 months ago

   The plane is simply something that will go on my list. Conor, I sent you an email. Just curious if you ever got it?

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   conor said 5 months ago

   thomcat said: Did you ever see Blank Check? I want that casa.

   I actually just received that from Netflix a couple days ago, along with The Adventures of Huck Finn, and Richie Rich. I was in a 90's kid movie phase. And indeed, Mr. Macintosh’s house was dope!

   FuzzyInk said: The plane is simply something that will go on my list. Conor, I sent you an email. Just curious if you ever got it?

   Sorry about not replying so soon, but I did get your email. Since it was the weekend I wanted to wait until Monday to go through my inbox so I’ll reply soon!

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    eyes and i said 5 months ago

    

    2008 Triumph Scrambler.. Gorgeous on/off road bike.. 8k is a ridiculous amount of money to me. Yep.

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    eyes and i said 5 months ago

    OH, and I’d purchase Dubai.

    

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    Universitee Apparel Dos said 5 months ago

    blank check casa vs. richie rich casa?? richie rich did have an amusement park n like a billion quads...pretty tough choice stephen thompson.....lol!

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    conor said 5 months ago

    eyes and i said: OH, and I’d purchase Dubai.

    Wishful thinking!

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    FuzzyInk said 5 months ago

    Blank Check - Water slide from inside his house, and the giant boxing gloves with inflatable ring! Someday having kids will give me an excuse to buy something like that. Seriously though, anyone who brings up Blank Check and Richie Rich out of the blue are definitely people to hang on to. I have finally found my home. Thank you Emptees!

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    FuzzyInk said 5 months ago

    Thanks Conor. I look forward to hearing from you!

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    Ramvere said 5 months ago

    I saw blank check in theaters, and I bought Richie Rich at costco... just thought i would share.

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    gameyy said 5 months ago

    Either or.

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    quakerninja said 5 months ago

    I would buy a full tank of gas. In my dreams.

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    conor said 5 months ago

    erratic said:

    quakerninja said: I would buy a full tank of gas. In my dreams.

    Damn. WTF do you drive? My tank is full on almost $40.00. Of course it’s only $3.89 a gallon here right now.

    Same. I can fill up with $40 and go for 2-3 weeks on a full tank. Granted, I don’t drive that far/much, but still.

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    Ramvere said 5 months ago

    erratic said:

    quakerninja said: I would buy a full tank of gas. In my dreams.

    Damn. WTF do you drive? My tank is full on almost $40.00. Of course it’s only $3.89 a gallon here right now.

    Seriously? I spend about 70 bucks or so... well did to fill up my ranger. and gas here is like 4.30+

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    greens said 5 months ago

    i would but 4 hookers just to play battleship in the hotel

    lol

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    quakerninja said 5 months ago

    I live in Newberg about 45 minutes from work in Portland so it adds up. I’m part time so It’s not everyday, but sometimes I get a ridiculous split shift with like 3 or 4 hours to kill, then I’ll go home for lunch or a nap or something before the night show. So I guess I should buy a house in the city or something closer to work. I drive a blue 96 honda civic without a spoiler.
    I call it Plan B, cuz I’m the guy to call when My friends need a pick up after work sometimes, They all have babys and jobs and school to juggle so I don’t mind.

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    jaynajaynajayna said 5 months ago

    Well see I have this fantasy of buying up all of the U2 edition ipods in the world, sneaking into Bono’s house while he’s asleep and fill every possible place with them. He wakes up, and he is all, oh man I am Bono I just woke up I’m sooo thirsty I’m gonna go get a drink of OJ from the fridge

    OHHH NOOO I OPENED THE FRIDGE WHY ARE U2 EDITION IPODS CASCADING FROM OUT OF THE FRIDGE
    oh well here is the orange juice might as well have a drink OH NOOOO U2 EDITION IPODS ALL OVER MY FACE I JUST WANT ORANGE JUICE
    oh well I might as well go check on the guest towels in this linen closet OHHHH NOOOO NOT THE FUCKING LINEN CLOSET WHEN WILL IT END
    OH GOD I will just run out to the driveway get in my hummer that I shouldn’t drive cause I am supposed to care about stuff OH NOOO THEY GOT THE HUMMER TOO

    At this point hopefully he is in the fetal position crying and mumbling about Africa and I am in the well trimmed hedges with a camera just you know. Feeling wonderful.

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    conor said 5 months ago

    jaynajaynajayna said: Well see I have this fantasy of buying up all of the U2 edition ipods in the world, sneaking into Bono’s house while he’s asleep and fill every possible place with them. He wakes up, and he is all, oh man I am Bono I just woke up I’m sooo thirsty I’m gonna go get a drink of OJ from the fridge OHHH NOOO I OPENED THE FRIDGE WHY ARE U2 EDITION IPODS CASCADING FROM OUT OF THE FRIDGE oh well here is the orange juice might as well have a drink OH NOOOO U2 EDITION IPODS ALL OVER MY FACE I JUST WANT ORANGE JUICE oh well I might as well go check on the guest towels in this linen closet OHHHH NOOOO NOT THE FUCKING LINEN CLOSET WHEN WILL IT END OH GOD I will just run out to the driveway get in my hummer that I shouldn’t drive cause I am supposed to care about stuff OH NOOO THEY GOT THE HUMMER TOO At this point hopefully he is in the fetal position crying and mumbling about Africa and I am in the well trimmed hedges with a camera just you know. Feeling wonderful.

    That was pure win

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    Randomentity said 5 months ago

    cancer, just cancer.

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    heythequickness said 5 months ago

    1 million double cheese burgers

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    Jon Kruse said 5 months ago

    I’ve always wanted a hover board.

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    volatile v said 5 months ago

    

    Ampeg SVT Classic head and 8x10 Cabinet.

    

    Rickenbacker 4003.

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    molasses4masses said 5 months ago

    Ramvere said: two chicks... at the same time.

    Lawrence: I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

    Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

    Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.

    Peter Gibbons: Good point.

    Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?

    Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?

    Lawrence: Well yeah.

    Peter Gibbons: Nothing.

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    manos said 5 months ago

    I would probably buy something along the lines of this:

    

    then build a base and launch my evil plan for world domination.

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    Reliique said 5 months ago

    I would move to moon.

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    Randomentity said 5 months ago

    

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    swissarmyshark said 5 months ago

    an adamantium skeleton

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    gaunty said 5 months ago

    Ramvere said: two chicks... at the same time.

    http://www.myspace-customizer.com/layouts/animals/150/two-Baby-Chicks.jpg

    These don´t cost a thing

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    gaunty said 5 months ago

    I´d buy god machines right hand and frendens left one or vice versa depending on the cost

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    molasses4masses said 5 months ago

    For serious Matil!

    I would definitely go for the following...
    
    
    
    
    Plus a lot of other things I can’t find pictures for. But, I don’t care too much for money, 'cuz money can’t buy me love.

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    sittingduck said 5 months ago

    

    Magnetic Floating bed!

    1.2 million euros!

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    quakerninja said 5 months ago

    Just think of all the fun you could have freaking people right the fuck out with one of these.
    Warning, not safe for work! babys

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    larin555 said 5 months ago

    VolatileVisionaire said: Ampeg SVT Classic head and 8x10 Cabinet. Rickenbacker 4003.

    I own that bass :P

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    heroes said 5 months ago

    a snow machine and huge ice blocks flown in from the arctic so i could have snow everyday

    a mcdonalds milkshake machine

    i always wanted a soda machine in my house

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    horsebites said 5 months ago

    I would buy a PCP laced burrito.

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    Nate said 5 months ago

    

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    benaiahclothing said 5 months ago

    Audi R8

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    chopshop said 5 months ago

    the star wars early bird kit isn’t so bad… around $1,800 depending on condition. if it was pristine it could pull 3K. there are other things from the 1977 releases that run 12-15K like the vinyl caped jawa unopened in the box… of the luke with telescoping light-saber still in the box (originally the saber extended in 3 parts like a compact telescope).

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    Sol Amstutz said 5 months ago

    

    I would buy this to put on my rooftop.

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    Simply Complicated said 5 months ago

    haha yah somebody goes to uncrate lol

    id personally by a set of those vinnears for my teeth, mine are fucked

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    greens said 5 months ago

    jaynajaynajayna said: Well see I have this fantasy of buying up all of the U2 edition ipods in the world, sneaking into Bono’s house while he’s asleep and fill every possible place with them. He wakes up, and he is all, oh man I am Bono I just woke up I’m sooo thirsty I’m gonna go get a drink of OJ from the fridge OHHH NOOO I OPENED THE FRIDGE WHY ARE U2 EDITION IPODS CASCADING FROM OUT OF THE FRIDGE oh well here is the orange juice might as well have a drink OH NOOOO U2 EDITION IPODS ALL OVER MY FACE I JUST WANT ORANGE JUICE oh well I might as well go check on the guest towels in this linen closet OHHHH NOOOO NOT THE FUCKING LINEN CLOSET WHEN WILL IT END OH GOD I will just run out to the driveway get in my hummer that I shouldn’t drive cause I am supposed to care about stuff OH NOOO THEY GOT THE HUMMER TOO At this point hopefully he is in the fetal position crying and mumbling about Africa and I am in the well trimmed hedges with a camera just you know. Feeling wonderful.

    my buddy use to do something like that but he would roll 40 mursh joints and when he was at a party we would hide em places like in fruit loop boxes and shit

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    alexgoldstein said 5 months ago

    Looks like we’ve got an Uncrate reader here...haha.

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    Randomentity said 5 months ago

    quakerninja said: Just think of all the fun you could have freaking people right the fuck out with one of these. Warning, not safe for work! babys

    you know, i wouldn’t mind having one, not that model, but yeah...don’t judge me.

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    Randomentity said 5 months ago

    horsebites said: I would buy a PCP laced burrito.

    i can hook that up today my homie.

51. 

    conor said 5 months ago

    alexgoldstein said: Looks like we’ve got an Uncrate reader here...haha.

    Haha yup, I love Uncrate but I always forget about it so I only check it every few weeks, so I find 4-5 things I love everytime I visit and have to share!

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    Simply Complicated said 5 months ago

    conor said:

    alexgoldstein said: Looks like we’ve got an Uncrate reader here...haha.

    Haha yup, I love Uncrate but I always forget about it so I only check it every few weeks, so I find 4-5 things I love everytime I visit and have to share!

    i bought the glowing nxt shave gel that was on there, that shit works sooooooooo good haha

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    conor said 5 months ago

    treydeuce said:

    conor said:

    alexgoldstein said: Looks like we’ve got an Uncrate reader here...haha.

    Haha yup, I love Uncrate but I always forget about it so I only check it every few weeks, so I find 4-5 things I love everytime I visit and have to share!

    i bought the glowing nxt shave gel that was on there, that shit works sooooooooo good haha

    Do you use it with that awesome Panasonic Vortex Nano Shaver? haha

54. 

    ReganSupreme said 5 months ago

    Cool topic, I often ask people what they would do if they won the lottery!

    If there was no limit, I would probably buy the Boston Red Sox. Not only would that be really cool, but it would also be a very good investment(they’ve sold out every single game for a number of years in a row)

    

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    Simply Complicated said 5 months ago

    conor said:

    treydeuce said:

    conor said:

    alexgoldstein said: Looks like we’ve got an Uncrate reader here...haha.

    Haha yup, I love Uncrate but I always forget about it so I only check it every few weeks, so I find 4-5 things I love everytime I visit and have to share!

    i bought the glowing nxt shave gel that was on there, that shit works sooooooooo good haha

    Do you use it with that awesome Panasonic Vortex Nano Shaver? haha

    haha nope i use the fusion power, its all i can afford after spending $5 on shave gel lol

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    volatile v said 5 months ago

    larin555 said:

    VolatileVisionaire said: Ampeg SVT Classic head and 8x10 Cabinet. Rickenbacker 4003.

    I own that bass :P

    Scratch it, I’m getting a hitman.

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    {miles to go} said 5 months ago

    i wouldnt buy much more than a cool home. then id disappear for years traveling around the world. maybe id buy star wars pinball, not the one with holografix, the one before it.

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    derekdeal said 5 months ago

    {miles to go} said: i wouldnt buy much more than a cool home. then id disappear for years traveling around the world. maybe id buy star wars pinball, not the one with holografix, the one before it.

    im right there with you except id be buying jurassic park pinball

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    AYYOGOLDSTEIN said 5 months ago

    an island, and an iPhone to find it, and a private plane to get to it, than build a sweet resort and let it make money.
    chaching.

    oh + a new computer, macbook pro, Cinema monitor, wacom, new guitar, and new drums.

    chachachaching.

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    conor said 5 months ago

    A custom build tablet that was flush with your desk like a lightbox would be pretty awesome.

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    Acid said 5 months ago

    Id buy a cruise ship, and stock it up and live on it for as long as i could.

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    larin555 said 5 months ago

    Richie Rich’s house.(let’s say Mansion)

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