We are going to have to start liek a drunk emptees chat
Last night I got home from the bar I had ims from kolby and mitchbones, neither of which I have talked to outside of emptees
today is san juan mhere in spain, summer soltice, an excuse to drink. I'm here with a doobie and a can on the balcony sunbathing after a boozy lunch with my work mates. Heres to being drunk!
I know I am...its great to be of legal age to drink. I smell like this is going to turn into the infamous sXe post please no!
How old you physically are, and how old you mentally are, makes a large difference.
Before I start more drama via emptees this is going to be my final word. Alcohol is all over the world its abundant! I was edge for many a days and I chose to break it. It is me and everyone else's decision to let loose everynow and then and have a few brewskis and rekindle our childhood by getting drunk and jumping off shit, fighting and waking up in the bathtub naked covered in vomit (not me I have class of coarse....).
I have poked fun at everyone on this site sometime or another prob. But it is all in good fun. I would never attack you for not drinking and staying edge. Go for it! But your comments are major Buzz-killers (pun intended). If you want to post a blog about how you stayed at home all night playing Dead Rising with a hot chick go for it! I would commend you for it and make a rude sexual joke in response. All I ask is if you dont have anything nice to say, dont say it. We have had enough drama on these boards that you dont need to be starting more. And if you want to, Bump the "edge" post! I am sure some people would love to see it.
jaynajaynajayna said: We are going to have to start liek a drunk emptees chat
Last night I got home from the bar I had ims from kolby and mitchbones, neither of which I have talked to outside of emptees
it was just like
o hai
Well you know what mitchbones wanted...heh heh hehe.
Cool Thanks I forgot what I looked like....there are threads where we post pictures of ourselves...posting pictures of me on a board where I have already met half of theses people and the others I have done business with doesnt creep me out. I have a successful blog and a myspace that gets plenty of hits..I know that people know what I look like...heck my picture is all over this place. You dont creep me out.
Yeah I know! In another comment I said I must have not hung out with you enough. Your weren't my fav chick then but now you are...1 of them, besides my GF (just in case she ever reads this) and Olivia.
i quit binge drinking and mixing pills ever since that time i found myself in a
man - hot chick - jimiyo - man grind dancing situation.
or that other time i found myself waking on the side of a mountain in the desert amongst cacti about a quarter mile from the ranch with the stink of bile on my breath, and surprisingly enough a large cup of water, because even in total obliteration, i am ever vigilant of dehydration.
i think if i would have continued on the path, i woulda become bisexual, not because i am homosexual, im totally not, but because annihilated drunk jimiyo, wants to make frick with everyone, and everything. cars, donkeys, girls, boys, you name it. its about the fricking. not about gender or if its an living thing.
jimiyo said: i quit binge drinking and mixing pills ever since that time i found myself in a
man - hot chick - jimiyo - man grind dancing situation.
or that other time i found myself waking on the side of a mountain in the desert amongst cacti about a quarter mile from the ranch with the stink of bile on my breath, and surprisingly enough a large cup of water, because even in total obliteration, i am ever vigilant of dehydration.
i think if i would have continued on the path, i woulda become bisexual, not because i am homosexual, im totally not, but because annihilated drunk jimiyo, wants to make frick with everyone, and everything. cars, donkeys, girls, boys, you name it. its about the fricking. not about gender or if its an living thing.
HAHAHAHAHA Well lord love a duck, who would have thought! Nothing like a frick when you're too drunk to stand up. Bad thing is, you have to ask the chick, man, boy, donkey swamp thang the awkward questions in the morning...unless they were wise and split before you came to.
79 Comments
madMUHHH said 2 months ago
Ummm, hi!
beth said 2 months ago
yea i had too many windows open...what a n00b
heavyprints said 2 months ago
I'm getting drunk too. Woo!
beth said 2 months ago
stfu...you only wish you posted this so you could entertain yourself
heavyprints said 2 months ago
Oh man. It's like you saw into my soul just then. And you pointed at laughed at my inner child.
I'm drinking another one.. for my inner child.
beth said 2 months ago
im sorry i dndnt mean to be a bitch i was just board...i only got one im from this post....and im fema;e im bitterr
heavyprints said 2 months ago
Definitely not being a bitch.
Humor. We has it.
beth said 2 months ago
i can has vegitarian cheezeburger?
i dont eat red meat so i am not game
heavyprints said 2 months ago
I'm not drunk.. yet.
See. I can still type and shit.
That takes dexterity. And alot of backspacing. Haha
beth said 2 months ago
years of dyslexia and alcoholism has tought me perfection(ish)ism
jimiyo said 2 months ago
wanna cyber?
Warning, may contain spoilers!jk
hi, nice to meet you.
heavyprints said 2 months ago
Yay for alcoholism and dyslexia!
heavyprints said 2 months ago
I'm not that kind of girl.
heavyprints said 2 months ago
Wanna thyberrrrrrrr?
Haha. Thyber. That's a lisp I typed there.
beth said 2 months ago
i dont know if i should take offence or laugh...im going to laugh! fuck people making fun on dyslexia!
Matt Rupp said 2 months ago
Im fuck as drunk.
heavyprints said 2 months ago
No offense! Just excited about the typing while under the influence thing.
Are you hitting on me?
Matt Rupp said 2 months ago
You wont!
beth said 2 months ago
ive met chris crocjer...i love him!!
heavyprints said 2 months ago
She sissy slaps like a champion. I have been the recipient of many a sissy slap.
Matt Rupp said 2 months ago
You will not.
beth said 2 months ago
im lost
Matt Rupp said 2 months ago
I actually met him and the Unforgiveable dude at Bamboozle this year.
I made sure to cover my ass.
Matt Rupp said 2 months ago
Get a map!
heavyprints said 2 months ago
You just fucked me up for life.
heavyprints said 2 months ago
This is beths drunk thread and she can be lost in it. I'm going to get a map to the fridge for more beer. Woooo
Matt Rupp said 2 months ago
Im so wasted I need a map to which way is up and which way is down.
heavyprints said 2 months ago
That is amazing.
Matt Rupp said 2 months ago
The best under the influence story I can probably share with you is when I went to McDonald's and tried ordering a blunt.
Needless to say, Micky D's doesn't sell blunts:(
Matt Rupp said 2 months ago
Poor Beth doesn't have Onstar and got lost in the town of Intoxication.
heavyprints said 2 months ago
Oh noes. Byebye Beth!
jaynajaynajayna said 2 months ago
We are going to have to start liek a drunk emptees chat
Last night I got home from the bar I had ims from kolby and mitchbones, neither of which I have talked to outside of emptees
it was just like
o hai
beth said 2 months ago
oy vey....noone should give me a mac and beer ever again
andrE w. said 2 months ago
downnnnnn, made some margaritas last night, iced not blended, im not a bitch
Randomentity said 2 months ago
oh geeze, if i still drank like i used to i'd be down.
heavyprints said 2 months ago
I put a nice dent in the beer population in my fridge. Sweet.
explodingtoes said 2 months ago
remember that time you had absinthe over at erik's and you let me punch you in the chest as hard as i could?
i feel bad for that now haha
heavyprints said 2 months ago
I had a buddy let me punch him in the shoulder like that once, only I missed his shoulder and put a nice one on his chin. He was PISSED.
explodingtoes said 2 months ago
i think i would be pretty unhappy too if one of your gigantic fists hit my chin
heavyprints said 2 months ago
It's understandable. I still feel bad thinking about it.
Randomentity said 2 months ago
oh dude, yeah, not a good time.
were you there the time meredith used her "self defense punch" and dropped me. ugh. horrible.
thewebguy said 2 months ago
i probably yelled at you to get in a single file line
Matt Rupp said 2 months ago
I wasn't on any line hahah I just walked up and said my hellos.
AndrewOliv said 2 months ago
whos drunk tonight bitches
beth said 2 months ago
nahh work in the AM cant party all the time
Robmcbride said 2 months ago
You're so cool.
beth said 2 months ago
I know I am...its great to be of legal age to drink. I smell like this is going to turn into the infamous sXe post please no!
gaunty said 2 months ago
today is san juan mhere in spain, summer soltice, an excuse to drink. I'm here with a doobie and a can on the balcony sunbathing after a boozy lunch with my work mates. Heres to being drunk!
Robmcbride said 2 months ago
How old you physically are, and how old you mentally are, makes a large difference.
beth said 2 months ago
Before I start more drama via emptees this is going to be my final word. Alcohol is all over the world its abundant! I was edge for many a days and I chose to break it. It is me and everyone else's decision to let loose everynow and then and have a few brewskis and rekindle our childhood by getting drunk and jumping off shit, fighting and waking up in the bathtub naked covered in vomit (not me I have class of coarse....).
I have poked fun at everyone on this site sometime or another prob. But it is all in good fun. I would never attack you for not drinking and staying edge. Go for it! But your comments are major Buzz-killers (pun intended). If you want to post a blog about how you stayed at home all night playing Dead Rising with a hot chick go for it! I would commend you for it and make a rude sexual joke in response. All I ask is if you dont have anything nice to say, dont say it. We have had enough drama on these boards that you dont need to be starting more. And if you want to, Bump the "edge" post! I am sure some people would love to see it.
Robmcbride said 2 months ago
Who ever said I was edge?
Ameeee said 2 months ago
Well you know what mitchbones wanted...heh heh hehe.
nate gonz said 2 months ago
i can revive thread?
Jon Kruse said 2 months ago
Nooooo!
I barely drink anymore, but my weakness is beer pong. At first I spelled it bear pong which I think would be awesome.
Yeah so whenever I play beer pong I get hammered.
beth said 2 months ago
hahahah I was going to bump it myself!!
World Wore said 2 months ago
STALKER ALERT
WOW YOUR LIKE REALLY PRETTY
beth said 2 months ago
bump over gotta passout for surfing tomorrow!!! cali rocks...making fun of n00bs is always fun but surfing is betther!
Ameeee said 2 months ago
Hey Beth, ever seen hopeisemo.com?
Love that shit.
beth said 2 months ago
Cool Thanks I forgot what I looked like....there are threads where we post pictures of ourselves...posting pictures of me on a board where I have already met half of theses people and the others I have done business with doesnt creep me out. I have a successful blog and a myspace that gets plenty of hits..I know that people know what I look like...heck my picture is all over this place. You dont creep me out.
beth said 2 months ago
hahahahaha this is great!!!!!
MadeByMAS said 2 months ago
Beth just so you know you are my new favorite chick next to Oliva Munn
turoneatingpinoy said 2 months ago
who's Olivia Munn?
MadeByMAS said 2 months ago
shes a host on the show Attack of the Show
turoneatingpinoy said 2 months ago
What channel is that on? I don't think I get that . . .
MadeByMAS said 2 months ago
G4TV, best show ever for sure. Kevin and Oliva are awesome!
turoneatingpinoy said 2 months ago
Oh yeah . . . I don't get that channel here.
mbennett said 2 months ago
Julian Kahlon said 2 months ago
made my day
volatile v said 2 months ago
i'm not as think as you drunk i am
beth said 2 months ago
You know we met at ISS? I was with WebGuy. But thanks for the compliment!
MadeByMAS said 2 months ago
Yeah I know! In another comment I said I must have not hung out with you enough. Your weren't my fav chick then but now you are...1 of them, besides my GF (just in case she ever reads this) and Olivia.
beth said about 1 month ago
Bumpity Bump bump Bumpity bump bump
Aniast said about 1 month ago
heavyprints said about 1 month ago
I've been drinking slowly all day. No drunk. Fail.
Ramvere said about 1 month ago
I have a bumpity bump bump in my pants...
aaron crawford said about 1 month ago
jager bombs and PBR for me. ahh yea
Ameeee said about 1 month ago
I'm drinking tea. Flu = lame night and no vodka
jimiyo said about 1 month ago
i quit binge drinking and mixing pills ever since that time i found myself in a
man - hot chick - jimiyo - man grind dancing situation.
or that other time i found myself waking on the side of a mountain in the desert amongst cacti about a quarter mile from the ranch with the stink of bile on my breath, and surprisingly enough a large cup of water, because even in total obliteration, i am ever vigilant of dehydration.
i think if i would have continued on the path, i woulda become bisexual, not because i am homosexual, im totally not, but because annihilated drunk jimiyo, wants to make frick with everyone, and everything. cars, donkeys, girls, boys, you name it. its about the fricking. not about gender or if its an living thing.
warrenk said about 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHA Well lord love a duck, who would have thought! Nothing like a frick when you're too drunk to stand up. Bad thing is, you have to ask the chick, man, boy, donkey swamp thang the awkward questions in the morning...unless they were wise and split before you came to.