I am in Syracuse (where I’m from) for my sister’s wedding this week. I am a bridesmaid. I will be wearing a purple dress. I will be getting drunk and yelling at my future brother in laws creepy fat hippie friends when they try to dance with me
I am both dreading and anticipating this event because I’m mostly only in the wedding to keep up appearances, (me and my sister don’t get along too well) and because my family is RIDICULOUS and drinks better than anyone I’ve ever met and knows how to have fun. And I just realized I have to walk down the aisle in front of like 250 people half of which I don’t know. WEIRD. I’ve never been in a wedding before though.
Share your ridiculous wedding stories here plz
I will be sure to post picturess of me holding flowers it will be good for a laugh
21 Comments
DCAY said 3 months ago
I used to do a lot of videography and film a bunch of weddings. No crazy stories, but I’ve been to so many now that I hate weddings in general. Except the occasional full open bar, Mmmmm.
LaurieShipley said 3 months ago
Weddings are super fun! Just get boozed up and everything will be fine...
Story time....Two of my friends from Ga got married last summer...Nothing too ridiculous happened but of course everyone was getting wasted and old people were dancing to Timbaland, etc etc ect. But I was involved in giving my ex boyfriend’s current girlfriend a lap dance. (She fiercely fought for and caught the bouquet) Ben Lande can back up this wedding story and maybe add something more exciting?
derekdeal said 3 months ago
yeah relax, its all about your sister...even if you decided to go for that hard to reach boogey during the ceremony, no one is going to notice. Pictures are the worst part, but after that, just get wicked pissed.
my wedding was a blast, we had an open bar through dinner and a keg of yeungling. We found out an hour after service that the bar was staying open free of charge....score! Everyone got ripped. As soon as my grandparents left my wife and i got goaded into doing kegstands. My mother was very proud. I ended up dancing with a lot of dudes during the dollar dance thing and one of my friends serenaded us with some very bad drunking bon jovi on the mic. If i could remember more id share, but the rest is pretty blurry.
migz said 3 months ago
i was in a wedding last weekend
wearing a tux in the summertime = massive fail
the first dance was to Nothing Else Matters from Metallica tho which was pretty fuckin rad
Pearls To Pigs said 3 months ago
i have a good wedding story.
like 6 years ago at my brothers wedding all my brothers friends made massive jello shots. i was like 20 at the time and had never had a jello shot. i ate an absurd amount of them and got completely hammered before the wedding even started. so after the wedding im standing in front of the whole guests of honor table drinking a beer. my brothers friend made me laugh and i spit beer all over my brother, his wife, grandparents and my mom and dad. so i try to chill out and just ride out the rest of the wedding. i get home and take a bottle of crown royal out of the cupboard. i started drinking an insane amount of that. our neighbor lady comes over to see how the wedding went. she has two younger boys who were in junior high at the time. i say to her, "laura! how old are you kids!?" she was like, "uhh, 13, why?" i was like, "omg! laura! those kids are beating their dicks and looove girls now haahahahahaaa!!!" then i fell off my chair and started biting her knee to be funny, i wasnt biting it hard i just wanted to scare her. sooooo then my girlfriend at the time and my mom carry me to my room and who knows why, but they took my pants off. so im in my room in my undies. they go to leave my room and i’m like, "if you leave i swear to God i’ll kill myself!!!" then i kick my window out to be funny and start acting like im going to jump. the next morning i woke up on my floor in only my underwear with a big cut on my leg.
justgeoff said 3 months ago
My wedding was a blast. The reception was insane, we ended up going through 3 kegs.
I’m in my best friend’s wedding in August. His future wife is a fucking bitch. It sucks. Ah well, I’ll be getting sauced for sure.
We just had his bachelor party last weekend. We went white water rafting in West Virginia. The best part was that on Saturday we went to a strip joint. They came to the campground and picked us up! Fun times. I was bummed at one point, though. This chick sits next to me and starts bullshitting. I finally gave her $3 and said "Hey, I know how this works. Here’s some cash, feel free to leave". She ends up rambling on for over a half hour about god knows what. Finally I just got up and moved while she was in the middle of talking. What kind of stripper just sits there and bullshits about nothing? But hey, she did buy me a beer!
hideouscarwreck said 3 months ago
don’t you just hate that? one of my bestfriends, she’s going out with this fucking skanky ass walking std who i think is secretly gay.
justgeoff said 3 months ago
This chick is the worst human being ever. Both my friend’s sisters and one other bridesmaid dropped out of the wedding because she’s so controlling and demanding. I hate her. I’m pretty bummed.
Sushilove said 3 months ago
I want to meet a stripper
hideouscarwreck said 3 months ago
what doe she see in her?!
regardless, don’t drop out of the wedding, you gotta be there for your best friend.
but now that i think of it ... i’m trying to imagine my best friend getting married to her scumbag boyfriend and me being there ... ehhh no.
justgeoff said 3 months ago
Well, he got her pregnant 2 years ago and doesn’t want anyone else raising his daughter, I can appreciate that. If she hadn’t gotten pregnant there’s no way they’d still be together. I would never drop out of my friend’s wedding. I’ve known him since I was born and would never do that.
justgeoff said 3 months ago
No, no you don’t. They’re ALL crazy. I knew a stripper when I was in college. She was nice and really hot but, man, she was a head case!!
Kolby said 3 months ago
I woke up in a ditch after a wedding.....
hideouscarwreck said 3 months ago
yeah, i see where you’re coming from ... sounds like a good guy, he just didn’t pay enough attention in sex ed
only in kolby’s world would this happen.
bridawson said 3 months ago
Wait, Syracuse, NY? I go to school at SU, and live just north.
MykeCatastrophic said 3 months ago
I’ve been with my girlfriend for over three years now and Nothing Else Matters is our song.
jaynajaynajayna said 3 months ago
haha SUCKS FOR YOU. Not really SU is fun but Syracuse is pretty lacking. Yeah I lived here my whole life and moved to Boston for school, my family lives in Fayetteville which is like 10 minutes east of downtown/campus. Tons of kids from my school district go to SU, it’s Fayetteville-Manlius
bridawson said 3 months ago
Agreed, besides the campus/euclid/marshall there isn’t much at all because downtown is just bars and restaurants, which most of the student body cannot or does not take advantage of. I’m like 40 minutes north in Oswego County area.
Ouchless said 3 months ago
Did you go to school at that weird barn looking place..Manlius Pebble Hill? I think thats what it was called.
bridawson said 3 months ago
Nah, that’s south of Syracuse, I believe. I’m in the Mexico School District, or was when I was still in High School.
jaynajaynajayna said 3 months ago
That place is weird and a private school, it’s in the district over, but not public so not really part of the district.