worst thing to happen to you today

I just made awesome pizza in the toaster oven, only to reach for something and stick my arm ON it. Pain = very yes.

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   Randomentity said 4 months ago

   I had to deal with the head media marketing whatever of the Washington Redskins, and explain to her why her banners didn’t come out the way she thought, then figure out how to get them done right and delivered to Redskin Park in 4 hours. Refer back to the work gripes thread for my rant on "print ready files". ugh.

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   discordantart said 4 months ago

   i spent the whole entire day moving everything from my old room to my new room.

   dropping my artbin while carrying shit down the stairs and having to pick up 398439 microns and coloraid scraps.

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   a killer wombat said 4 months ago

   getting into a huge argument with my health care provider on the phone on why my health insurance hasn’t been reinstated... and how I can’t get my test results until its all verified. Fucking bull shit.

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   aaron crawford said 4 months ago

   i went to breakfast this morning around 8 am, and it was packed with roughly 20,000 old people that like to talk about jesus really loud.

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   Davee Bee said 4 months ago

   Was finally ready to mow the lawn after about two weeks of putting it off, i told myself I would eat something and then mow the lawn, and a really bad storm rolld as soon as I finished eating, I can just smell the home owners association letter coming

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   AndrewOliv said 4 months ago

   massive hangover accompanied by doing 20 loads of laundry because of a projected 10ft vomit geyser landing in my closet.

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   AndrewOliv said 4 months ago

   a killer wombat said: getting into a huge argument with my health care provider on the phone on why my health insurance hasn’t been reinstated... and how I can’t get my test results until its all verified. Fucking bull shit.

   come to canada. long lines and waits is the only price we pay :)

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   beth said 4 months ago

   LAPD is charging me for my police report after my car got broken into...so not only am I a $900 GPS short and in the hole $200 for a new window I have to pay LAPD to show my insurance that I was robbed....WTF?!

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   volatile v said 4 months ago

   design was rejected

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    justgeoff said 4 months ago

    It took me 15 minutes to masturbate. Goddammit people, don’t IM me while I’m taking care of the kid!

11. 

    AYYOGOLDSTEIN said 4 months ago

    My face is super super super sunburned.

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    AndrewOliv said 4 months ago

    justgeoff said: It took me 15 minutes to masturbate. Goddammit people, don’t IM me while I’m taking care of the kid!

    such a buzz kill dude. hate it

13. 

    Truman325i said 4 months ago

    I had to outline 3 articles for my public administration class and now have a midterm of roughly 50 terms each requiring a 1-2 paragraph answer and 2 2-3 page essays. WOO summer online classes.

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    Randi said 4 months ago

    I was trying to pee at work and was surronded by ladies taking loud stinky dumps! I hate that shit (pun intended).

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    beth said 4 months ago

    Randi said: I was trying to pee at work and was surronded by ladies taking loud stinky dumps! I hate that shit (pun intended).

    Girls don’t poop I call BS

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    Killer Napkins said 4 months ago

    alarm ringing at 5 am to wake up and work at the good ol' foundation company.. i wanted to die... everyday

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    heavyprints said 4 months ago

    I had to sweat to death all day at my crap job. Plus I’m dieting and that just always sucks balls. I am a fat man and I love my food.

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    seibei said 4 months ago

    I ordered a shitload of Taco Bell for me and some friends and it was all really sub-par, and some stuff was missing. all in all, a disappointment from a Taco Bell that has NEVER let me down. NEVER.

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    Killer Napkins said 4 months ago

    seibei said: I ordered a shitload of Taco Bell for me and some friends and it was all really sub-par, and some stuff was missing. all in all, a disappointment from a Taco Bell that has NEVER let me down. NEVER.

    dude i know what you mean .. you always expect an A+ experience when you get TB .. but.. there are THOSE ocassions... sub-par food..and missing food... damn kids making food.

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    derekdeal said 4 months ago

    could have done without jimmy telling me how much fun everyone is having in orlando right now....bastard

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    AndrewOliv said 4 months ago

    taco-bell is a mouth pleaser, but it gives me tummy aches.
    still worth it though

22. 

    seibei said 4 months ago

    mouth pleaser? can we start a best thing you’ve heard all day today thread, and start it with the phrase "taco-bell is a mouth pleaser"?

23. 

    AndrewOliv said 4 months ago

    fuck. lol.

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    Master_Control said 4 months ago

    AndrewOliv said: taco-bell is a mouth pleaser, but it gives me tummy aches. still worth it though

    what kind of things are you getting at taco bell?

    i don’t think tacos and burittos are on that list...

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    Ameeee said 4 months ago

    Went to bed at 5am, expecting to wake up at 12 for lunch. Slept through to 5pm and had sub par pizza from a place that usually never lets us down. Went to lock the dogs up in the shed, stepped in dog shit - so now my feet are cold while I wait for my brother’s girlfriend to get out of the bathroom my other slippers are in. But, all in all I’m happy! Now I just have to write a cover letter for my job app. and I’m done.

    If this thread were shittiest thing that happened yesterday - it would have been my computer eating a few fonts that were integral to some old designs...ahh.

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    Ameeee said 4 months ago

    This computer is blocking Emptees cookies..wtf has my brother done to this while I’ve been gone. Will now go to my bedroom and use unbelieveably slow internet.

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    Ramvere said 4 months ago

    Ameeee said: Went to bed at 5am, expecting to wake up at 12 for lunch. Slept through to 5pm and had sub par pizza from a place that usually never lets us down. Went to lock the dogs up in the shed, stepped in dog shit - so now my feet are cold while I wait for my brother’s girlfriend to get out of the bathroom my other slippers are in. But, all in all I’m happy! Now I just have to write a cover letter for my job app. and I’m done. If this thread were shittiest thing that happened yesterday - it would have been my computer eating a few fonts that were integral to some old designs...ahh.

    Were you barefoot when you stepped in the dog shit or lucky enough to have shoes? My old crazy cat Napoleon used to shit in random locations where I would walk, and I never missed it when barefoot...sucks.

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    MezXXX said 4 months ago

    was in the middle of finishing off a design

    THEN!!!....

    the comp suddenly shuts down due to overheating.

    to make it even worse... i didnt save it. :l

29. 

    matt901 said 4 months ago

    I got a payrise and a bonus. Life sucks doesn’t it.

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    Ameeee said 4 months ago

    Ramvere said:

    Ameeee said: Went to bed at 5am, expecting to wake up at 12 for lunch. Slept through to 5pm and had sub par pizza from a place that usually never lets us down. Went to lock the dogs up in the shed, stepped in dog shit - so now my feet are cold while I wait for my brother’s girlfriend to get out of the bathroom my other slippers are in. But, all in all I’m happy! Now I just have to write a cover letter for my job app. and I’m done. If this thread were shittiest thing that happened yesterday - it would have been my computer eating a few fonts that were integral to some old designs...ahh.

    Were you barefoot when you stepped in the dog shit or lucky enough to have shoes? My old crazy cat Napoleon used to shit in random locations where I would walk, and I never missed it when barefoot...sucks.

    Ohhhh that would suck!!! Luckily I had ugg boots on..but I stood outside trying to get it off for at least 1 minute..then I gave up..haha!

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    Ramvere said 4 months ago

    haha a whole minute!? thats some dedication. I cant blame you though, if it were on my shoes and not my feet I would leave it too, but how it always turned out by time I needed to wear them again I would be in a hurry trying to dig dried shit off my shoe with a tree branch or random garage object... im lazy.

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    Ameeee said 4 months ago

    Haha, I feel your pain. Two large dogs = lots of crap! I knew I should have turned the back light on, but I was lazy too!

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    Randi said 4 months ago

    beth said:

    Randi said: I was trying to pee at work and was surronded by ladies taking loud stinky dumps! I hate that shit (pun intended).

    Girls don’t poop I call BS

    You’re right, they don’t "poop", they take LOUD MASSIVE FUCKING DUMPS (probably because of Taco Bell). What’s worse is those phantom shitters that sit quietly in the stall, wait for you to come in, pee, wipe, wash hands and leave so they can drop a deuce. I just want to yell, "I know what you’re waiting to do swamp ass! You’re not fooling anyone!"

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    Killer Napkins said 4 months ago

    Ramvere said: haha a whole minute!? thats some dedication. I cant blame you though, if it were on my shoes and not my feet I would leave it too, but how it always turned out by time I needed to wear them again I would be in a hurry trying to dig dried shit off my shoe with a tree branch or random garage object... im lazy.

    i used to just say fuck it and let my walking take its natural course of erosion on the shit, until it was completely gone... but i always got in those situations.. "man someone smells like dog shit!" .. NOT ME BUDDY!

35. 

    Joey said 4 months ago

    hangover from last night

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    Ameeee said 4 months ago

    Randi said:

    beth said:

    Randi said: I was trying to pee at work and was surronded by ladies taking loud stinky dumps! I hate that shit (pun intended).

    Girls don’t poop I call BS

    You’re right, they don’t "poop", they take LOUD MASSIVE FUCKING DUMPS (probably because of Taco Bell). What’s worse is those phantom shitters that sit quietly in the stall, wait for you to come in, pee, wipe, wash hands and leave so they can drop a deuce. I just want to yell, "I know what you’re waiting to do swamp ass! You’re not fooling anyone!"

    Haha, you totally sound like you’ve done that before!

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    Randi said 4 months ago

    Ameeee said:

    Randi said:

    beth said:

    Randi said: I was trying to pee at work and was surronded by ladies taking loud stinky dumps! I hate that shit (pun intended).

    Girls don’t poop I call BS

    You’re right, they don’t "poop", they take LOUD MASSIVE FUCKING DUMPS (probably because of Taco Bell). What’s worse is those phantom shitters that sit quietly in the stall, wait for you to come in, pee, wipe, wash hands and leave so they can drop a deuce. I just want to yell, "I know what you’re waiting to do swamp ass! You’re not fooling anyone!"

    Haha, you totally sound like you’ve done that before!

    Nope, I’m just observant. If I need to drop a stank bomb at the 9-5, I go to a different floor in my building where there is less bathroom traffic and let er go! That’s manners : )

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    Ameeee said 4 months ago

    Haha, true that!

39. 

    Sol Amstutz said 4 months ago

    i couldn’t sleep last night, so the worst thing to happen to me today is...well...today.

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    chrisrushing said 4 months ago

    my cat this morning decided to walk on my nightstand and her fat butt knocked off a glass of water + remote + coffee thermos on the floor.

    glass shattered and my wife and i were abruptly woken up.

    Not fun to have to clean shards of glass from every crevice of my floor for 30 minutes in the morning. plus it was all wet so, some parts i couldn’t tell if it was water or glass. oh and i had some clothes and my computer bag there too.... so i’m sure pieces of glass are probably deep in my bag.

    yay! ....................

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    gabroll said 4 months ago

    Nothing. I love life! Yay!

42. 

    samlindstrom said 4 months ago

    I have to ride 18 hours in a shitty greyhound bus to Salt Lake City, to go to Warped Tour. And then attend a christian rally afterward...

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    benaiahclothing said 4 months ago

    justgeoff said: It took me 15 minutes to masturbate. Goddammit people, don’t IM me while I’m taking care of the kid!

    at least you didn’t get caught doing it....

    so far it’s been a good day for me though.

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    jaynajaynajayna said 4 months ago

    The boy I am secretly in love with started dating somebody :(

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    dcastle8183 said 4 months ago

    I’m going to lunch in a minute and I wanted to get a burrito but the dudes I’m going with want sushi! WTF... I like sushi but I wanted a burrito today. Really sucks!

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    horsebites said 4 months ago

    My face is hurting while I’m eating cereal.

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    Joey said 4 months ago

    dcastle8183 said: I’m going to lunch in a minute and I wanted to get a burrito but the dudes I’m going with want sushi! WTF... I like sushi but I wanted a burrito today. Really sucks!

    that sounds like the best day

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    Ameeee said 4 months ago

    horsebites said: My face is hurting while I’m eating cereal.

    You should have gone for porridge with brown sugar!

    dcastle8183 said: I’m going to lunch in a minute and I wanted to get a burrito but the dudes I’m going with want sushi! WTF... I like sushi but I wanted a burrito today. Really sucks!

    Get one after - best day EVER!

    jaynajaynajayna said: The boy I am secretly in love with started dating somebody :(

    Same..I plan on throwing myself off a bridge or drinking poison or something. Well actually I’m just going to go help my friend move. Perhaps later.

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    Ameeee said 4 months ago

    benaiahco said:

    justgeoff said: It took me 15 minutes to masturbate. Goddammit people, don’t IM me while I’m taking care of the kid!

    at least you didn’t get caught doing it....

    so far it’s been a good day for me though.

    Meaning you haven’t been caught?

    My worst day ever/funniest was accidently watching my brother’s sex tape and closing my eyes and being unable to find the switch to turn the camcorder off. Those 6 seconds of noise will haunt me forever.

50. 

    hideouscarwreck said 4 months ago

    i don’t wanna talk about it.

51. 

    eyes and i said 4 months ago

    hideouscarwreck said: i don’t wanna talk about it.

    priceless.

52. 

    Acid said 4 months ago

    I got a hair cut, which was alright, but then I got some passport photos done which sucked.

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    benaiahclothing said 4 months ago

    Today has sucked. Work up and the company local here in Lynchburg Didn’t have my stickers and fliers ready when I went to pick them up. Had to wait 30 minutes to get them and was thus 30 minutes late work. Work sucked. Customers were a pain in the butt. Then my shirts I ordered to bring with my to Cornerstone were supposed to come today, but they didn’t. Not sure what happened with that, but pretty ticked about that. My ride to Cornerstone had to leave tonight, and now I’m nt sure what’s gonna happen. Prolly won’t get there. I’m pissed.

    ON a side note. I got Red Sox/Yankees tickets for Aug 28. That’s awesome, but my clothing company taking off means alot more to me. Basically, I’m bummed.

54. 

    derekdeal said 4 months ago

    chat
    
    and im out of liquor

55. 

    beth said 4 months ago

    I want a Captin Cruch shake from Carls Jr but I only have enough money for beer and a bike...no shake :-(

    Any qt la boys want to take me on a date?!

56. 

    skullface said 4 months ago

    I baked 65 cupcakes today.
    but they were awesome, not bad.

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