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“Criminal Douchbaggery" or "The Manticore never signed up for this”

posted 4 months ago by gabroll

Johnny Cupcakes may not have liked the way this week started, but the way it’s ending for us isn’t that fun either. I don’t think our rabid little clique, 'The Manticores,' would be able to help in this capacity, but I am unpleased to tell you that last night our HQ office was broken into.

Our Production manager’s and In-House designer’s computers were stolen, holding most of the work we’ve done over the last 6 years. What’s odd is these think-for-themselfers didn’t think to look at any other desks/computers/electronics in the building. These free-enterprise-champions-of-fail failed to take the 3 external hard drives RIGHT NEXT to the computers that backed up all our goodness, nor did they take the checkbooks on top of the other desk or anything else that someone with a lick of forethought would have taken.

Police report is being filed right now and prints are being taken. I hope these purveyors-of-ineptitude forgot to wear gloves and can be thanked in person for the exciting adventures we’re now experiencing.

It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, except there aren’t any snakes and we don’t stand to find any treasure. ...And there are no indians with blow darts.

Edit: You can read our blog about it if you want.

38 Comments

  1. ThinkBaker - Adam Baker avatar

    ThinkBaker said 4 months ago

    or 11 year old chinese taxi drivers.... or is there? hmm?

  2. anthonyBEARryan - anthonyryan avatar

    anthonyBEARryan said 4 months ago

    man, I’m sorry to hear about this.

    anything that can be done to help?

  3. Truman325i - Andy Meyer avatar

    Truman325i said 4 months ago

    That sucks , sorry man.

  4. explodingtoes - explodingtoes avatar

    explodingtoes said 4 months ago

    we’ll catch them and glue dicks to their noses! ...or at least cole will

  5. horsebites - HORSEBITES avatar

    horsebites said 4 months ago

    Wow, as the Dude from Big Lebowski would say, "that’s a bummer man".

    But seriously, that fucking sucks. I hope they catch these idiots and cane them.

  6. gabroll - Gabe avatar

    gabroll said 4 months ago

    ThinkBaker said: or 11 year old chinese taxi drivers.... or is there? hmm?

    Well, we do call our Warehouse guy we call "Shorty" and he moonlights by saving child slaves from tunnels...

  7. Acid - Matt  avatar

    Acid said 4 months ago

    Why cant the manticores help? I heard theyre looking to go vigilante.

  8. {miles to go}  - greg kerr avatar

    {miles to go} said 4 months ago

    was there a forced entry? could be an inside job potneitally?

  9. Sol Amstutz - Sol Amstutz avatar

    Sol Amstutz said 4 months ago

    wow man, that fucking sucks. sorry to hear that.

  10. volatile v - Andrew Zell avatar

    volatile v said 4 months ago

    ouch dude, my condolences.

  11. wotto - wotto avatar

    wotto said 4 months ago

    thieves should be shot.

  12. gabroll - Gabe avatar

    gabroll said 4 months ago

    {miles to go} said: was there a forced entry? could be an inside job potneitally?


    Broke through the front window.


    This shows that they took the Mac... but not the hard drives right there... Criminals with a conscience? More likely, "These boxes are prolly worthless."

  13. LitoQ - Q avatar

    LitoQ said 4 months ago

    what the fuck man, this is a real life rip, im sorry dude, anything I can do to help ( tho I cant imagine what I could do ) let me know ( inpulse.designs@gmail.com )

  14. gabroll - Gabe avatar

    gabroll said 4 months ago

    I appreciate the offers for help. Unless you have a bloodhound and live in the Los Angeles area thouhg, I think we’re good. A computer is a sucky thing to lose...but the information they DIDN’T take is worth... lots. Lots and lots and lots and lots. Dare I say millions.

  15. OhioLeslie - Leslie Klenke avatar

    OhioLeslie said 4 months ago

    oh my gosh.. this is terrible news. those jerks will get what they deserve!

  16. LitoQ - Q avatar

    LitoQ said 4 months ago

    well shit, then in that case, Im happy for you guys... at least in the respect that they didnt get you as bad as the could have, I mean thing could ALWAYS be worse, but if they didnt get away with millions, or access to your accounts, at least the damage wasn’t insurmountable

    I’ll pray you catch these fucktard, bein that thats all i can really do from NY

  17. jimmyheartcore - Jimmy Heartcore avatar

    jimmyheartcore said 4 months ago

    Oh man, that’s really horrible.

    At least the most important stuff didnt get snatched up - that work is worth loads more than the computers.

  18. gabroll - Gabe avatar

    gabroll said 4 months ago

    Dude. Computers covered by insurance = new, free macs. Plus we just got a friggin HUGE order from one of our biggest customers this morning. Today RULES!

  19. beth - Bethy avatar

    beth said 4 months ago

    OMG I AM SO SORRY!!!!

    Criminals are the stupidest members of society! Thats why there are so many tvshows about them! When my car got broke into two weeks ago the douchebags stole the GPS but not the IPOD that was just chilling on the dash. (Let alone the $100 bill in the glove compartment!)

    I hope they catch them!!

  20. OhioLeslie - Leslie Klenke avatar

    OhioLeslie said 4 months ago

    gabroll said: Dude. Computers covered by insurance = new, free macs. Plus we just got a friggin HUGE order from one of our biggest customers this morning. Today RULES!

    things always find a way of working themselves out. :)

  21. Cole - Cole Blotcky avatar

    Cole said 4 months ago

    sounds like an inside job.
    yea totally. where were YOU the night of the break-in!?

  22. a killer wombat - bailey avatar

    a killer wombat said 4 months ago

    that blows duder! Hopefully you had insurance? Sucks though to know someone did that.

  23. Johnny Cupcakes - Johnny Cupcakes avatar

    Johnny Cupcakes said 4 months ago

    Gabe!

    I’m sorry to hear about this. And I also didn’t know you post here. I’m going to be in Cali for a month starting Sunday... lets meet up sometime. I’m gonna give Malachi a call too.

    I hope the police find them.

  24. gabroll - Gabe avatar

    gabroll said 4 months ago

    :] So much drama in the LBC... I’ll be in LA in the next couple weeks so I’ll be sure we connect. i should have said whats up earlier.

  25. chalk - Dean avatar

    chalk said 4 months ago

    really sorry for you, so glad you back up

  26. seibei - David avatar

    seibei said 4 months ago

    daaaaamn dude! glad it wasn’t as bad as it could’ve been?

  27. Simply Complicated - grant tucker avatar

    Simply Complicated said 4 months ago

    {miles to go} said: was there a forced entry? could be an inside job potneitally?

    wouldnt they know exactly what to take if it was an inside job though?

  28. gabroll - Gabe avatar

    gabroll said 4 months ago

    It wasn’t an inside job. There are thankfully few enough people in the loop that we’d be like, on top o' that. Today ended up being such a killer day actually. I designed a new 'bomb' hoodie (forshadowing), did some work for *** for C****Con in the month of A**us* for a tel*v**i** sh*w called T*e *ffi*e.

    But to be honest, if they would have taken the hard drives, nothing would have stopped my crying.

  29. Ameeee - Amy Brown avatar

    Ameeee said 4 months ago

    Oh dude, that totally freaking sucks. Sorry about that. If we had a Manticores street team or even a cliche 70's throwback crime tv show in which the Manticores could star - then maybe something could be done. Let’s hope they’re really dumb and post it on their MySpace.

  30. beth - Bethy avatar

    beth said 4 months ago

    I bet it was competitors... What clothing lines are out here in LA?! Hmmm Why does JC just HAPPEN to be in LA this week!? hmmmmm sounds fishy! Did you see anyone in a striped black and white outfit holding a large bag with a money sign run past your office today?!

  31. seibei - David avatar

    seibei said 4 months ago

    gabroll said: [...] did some work for *** for C****Con in the month of A**us* for a tel*v**i** sh*w called T*e *ffi*e.

    D*****************mn, pl*yb*y! K**p us p*st*d!

  32. Truman325i - Andy Meyer avatar

    Truman325i said 4 months ago

    does this title structure itself after a novel abut time travel.

  33. jfinley - Jeff Finley avatar

    jfinley said 4 months ago

    That sucks. What kind of security system did you have? Any? We are making sure we get a good once for our new HQ. But the unthinkable could happen.

  34. gabroll - Gabe avatar

    gabroll said 4 months ago

    jfinley said: That sucks. What kind of security system did you have? Any? We are making sure we get a good once for our new HQ. But the unthinkable could happen.

    No alarm. My business partner had a conversation about it the night before with our consultant. He was like, "We should really get an alarm..." :]

  35. heavyprints - Nick avatar

    heavyprints said 4 months ago

    Sorry to hear that dude. Really glad things are working out okay for you. If someone took my workstation, I’d probably weep.

  36. Reliique - Reliique avatar

    Reliique said 4 months ago

    You need to hire full time guard, i bet Russian brothers can help with that :)

    Gl, hope this never happends to you again!

  37. gabroll - Gabe avatar

    gabroll said 4 months ago

    We sort of inventoried what they didn’t take and it’s amazing because it was 1) More then one guy and 2) They had a car. Keeping those in mind, they didn’t take 3 TB external HDs, Wacom pad, any of the other 5 PCs, scanners, any shirts(slthough that would have been awesome. Thugs in Goodie?), Checkbooks, documents, a dollar thumb-tacked to the wall... We were really really lucky. Thank you Jesus!

  38. LitoQ - Q avatar

    LitoQ said 4 months ago

    seibei said:
    gabroll said: [...] did some work for *** for C****Con in the month of A**us* for a tel*v**i** sh*w called T*e *ffi*e.

    D*****************mn, pl*yb*y! K**p us p*st*d!

    H*ll Y*a* du**! I l*v* *h*t s**w!

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