herman - Herman avatar

“lucrative business proposal” - Ha!

posted 3 months ago by herman

FROM: MR.xxxxxxxxxxxxx
(Executive Director & Chief financial Officer)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxx
Hong Kong SAR

FOR YOUR ATTENTION

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do
not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to
share with you. I got your reference in my search for someone who suits my
proposed business relationship.

I am Mr. xxxxxxxx Executive Director & Chief financial Officer of
xxxxxxxxxx. I have an obscured business suggestion for you. I will need
you to assist me in executing a business project from Hong Kong to your
country. It involves the transfer of a large sum of money. Everything
concerning this transaction shall be legally done without hitch. Please
endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.

Once the funds have been successfully transferred into your account, we shall
share in the ratio to be agreed by both of us

I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below (xxxxxxx ) and finally after that I shall furnish you with more
information?s about this operation.

Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not hunt me because I
am putting my career and the life of my family at stake with this venture.

Although nothing ventured is nothing gained.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,

Mr. xxxxxxxxx

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Ha! He almost caught me before I read that he is putting his family at stake.

I really want to manticore the guy but I’m willing to cut the guy some slack.

One of the better spammers I’ve encountered.

15 Comments

  1. Acid - Matt  avatar

    Acid said 3 months ago

    You should sign his private email address up to a load of russian women dating sites.

  2. justinryan - justin avatar

    justinryan said 3 months ago

    The part about him needing help transferring a a percentage of money from Hong Kong and letting you keep a lot of it didn’t set off any BS alarms? haha

  3. vinnyg - Vinny Gambino avatar

    vinnyg said 3 months ago

    i get shit like that all the time

  4. Randomentity - Courtney Varner avatar

    Randomentity said 3 months ago

    it’s a 419 scaaaaam, amazing.
    somehow i get these in my own dotcom email address, when i don’t use that email for anything but business communication. it’s weird.
    you should just write back and ask him to send you blank checks.

  5. Derisory Designs - Jeremy Lauder avatar

    Derisory Designs said 3 months ago

    If "It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do
    not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to
    share with you." Didn’t set off your alarm, then I got a bridge to sell you.

  6. volatile v - Andrew Zell avatar

    volatile v said 3 months ago

    I got one of these yesterday in my gmail account, haha.

  7. justinryan - justin avatar

    justinryan said 3 months ago

  8. justgeoff - Geoff May avatar

    justgeoff said 3 months ago

    Looks legit to me. What’s the problem?

  9. shantyshawn - Shawn Conn avatar

    shantyshawn said 3 months ago

    I just got one last night stating my Bank of America account was suspended due to suspicious activity and they just needed my SSN and full name to reinstate it! I was like, "WOW! I have a Bank of America account??!! Now I can transfer that deposed Nigerian prince’s money!!"

  10. wotto - wotto avatar

    wotto said 3 months ago

    i get about 5 of these a day. pisses me off.

  11. Joey - Joey Gordon avatar

    Joey said 3 months ago

    I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

  12. gaunty - Colin Gauntlett avatar

    gaunty said 3 months ago

    The U.K. National Lottery,
    12 Bridge Street,
    Staines Middlesex TW18 4TP,
    United Kingdom.
    Customer Service/Claims Department
    Ref: UK/NDU/9023118308/03
    Batch: 074/05/ZY369

    DEAR WINNER!!!

    We happily announce to you the recent draw of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,
    online Sweepstakes International Program held on Wednesday Friday 08 2008.
    Your e-mailaddress attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial
    number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 01-14-21-3-35-48 and a bonus number
    of 24. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £590,983.00 (Five
    Hundred and Ninety Thousand Nine Hundred and Eighty Three Great British
    Pounds) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.
    To file for your claim, please contact your fiduciary agent via email
    immediately:

    Mr. Sean Barry
    Claims Department
    The UKNL Foundation
    EMail: ukclaimsdept_06@hotmail.com

    You are required to provide the following information for verification
    purposes:
    Full Name:
    Full Contact Address:
    Sex:
    Age:
    Occupation:
    Tel (Home/Office/Mobile):
    Country of residence:
    Congratulations once more and from all members and staff of this program.
    Yours Truly,
    Sir Mark Dulle,
    Online Lottery Co-ordinator

    Look how much I won today. I think the amount of spam you receive is related to how much porn you look at. Wait no that makes me look bad too!

  13. molasses4masses - Dave Van Buskirk avatar

    molasses4masses said 3 months ago

    All my spam emails usually involve women wanting to do horses or something to that effect. Oh, and I get some stuff from Canadian Pharmacy. I hate yahoo mail, no spam in my gmail.

  14. godsloadedsociety - Matt Hebert avatar

    godsloadedsociety said 3 months ago

    dude, people get this shit all the time. why are you blown away by this? you can usually tell like... 1 second into it it’s fake!

  15. quakerninja - Newman avatar

    quakerninja said 3 months ago

    Money Pishah. Pay me in womans damn it. This is unacceptable. I said good day Sir.

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