Jimmy Birthday Bash 2008

Ok, so here’s the plan as far as I can tell.

If you’re coming, please RSVP.

Friday the 18th at the Heartcore Farm.

Starting around 8pm

We’ll have a keg, but bring something so we can party after it’s kilt. Natural Ice is acceptable. So are quarts of Old English or Miller High Life.

If you plan on staying the night, find a place to stay or bring a tent. We have 3 couches and a recliner (and plenty of floor space) but there’s already going to be a large group of people who have all called dibs by befriending me 15 years in advance. So it might be difficult to guarantee a comfy couch spot.

I reccommend bringing a tent, or at least a sleeping bag or a pillow and a blanket! There will probably be room for you in someone else’s tent. Or in the house. We’ll make room.

We will have a bonfire, and I’ll cut the grass on Friday to ensure a nice tent-area. We did this for Caleb’s birthday and it ruled.

We play a lot of drinking games. So make sure you eat something or bring something to eat so you don’t puke all night long.

And... yeah. It’s my birthday, so don’t take any shitty drunken pictures of me Derek Deal.

1. 

   justgeoff said 2 months ago

   God dammit. I’ll be in Put-In-Bay destroying my liver for the weekend. I really need to get down to FL for one of your shindigs.

2. 

   heythequickness said 2 months ago

   damn I wish I could go, but you live all far away from me and shit.

3. 

   beth said 2 months ago

   NO FUCKSIES NO FUCKSIES NO FUCKSIES!

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   derekdeal said 2 months ago

   if we make it AND we’re camping, i guarantee i will be too intoxicated to operate a camera

5. 

   Simply Complicated said 2 months ago

   haha dude that sounds amazing... you should have a dark knight watch party before hand haha

6. 

   awelcomeflood said 2 months ago

   You need to have a Slip N' Slide since Kim isn’t doing her party at your place.

   Drunken slip n' slide into the pond. Just have paramedics on the scene.

7. 

   jimmyheartcore said 2 months ago

   The pond might get nasty.

   Buck Nasty.

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   awelcomeflood said 2 months ago

   I see what you did there haha.

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   Killer Napkins said 2 months ago

   you should have that band play... jimmy ... yo

10. 

    Jorgasm said 2 months ago

    I think I can make it! Count me in Jimster!

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    basil said 2 months ago

    id go if you can pay for air fare

12. 

    Nate said 2 months ago

    This is the first time in my life I am a little sad I don’t live in Florida.

13. 

    nate gonz said 2 months ago

    i’ll be throwing a mid-east coast party for jimmy in maryland
    there will be booz and sexy ladies
    whos down?

14. 

    mattschoch said 2 months ago

    ....do you permit underage drinking?
    doesn’t matter, i can’t get there anyways.

15. 

    Davee Bee said 2 months ago

    You know I’ll be there if I’m not working at either of my jobs. Maybe I’ll see you on your acutal birthday if I can’t make it.

16. 

    jimmyheartcore said 2 months ago

    I’m getting excited to see all you turd burglars.

    I’m gonna go refill the propane on the grill today.

    Mmmm... grilled meat.

17. 

    Robmcbride said 2 months ago

    Only a single keg? Bad times.

18. 

    jimmyheartcore said 2 months ago

    Robmcbride said: Only a single keg? Bad times.

    Why are you raining on my parade?

    It’s going to be great times!

    Half the parties I go to have zero kegs.

19. 

    benaiahclothing said 2 months ago

    VA is a long drive there. But have a great birthday anyway.

20. 

    Robmcbride said 2 months ago

    I’m not raining on your parade. I just think you should get more beer!

    As an English man, it is my duty to make sure there are plenty of alcoholic beverages at whatever party i’m at...

21. 

    j.odom said 2 months ago

    damn i fly down monday...im just gonna miss it :( happy birthday anyway

22. 

    Sonne said 2 months ago

    ha, thats funny. my birthday is today and i’m throwing a keggar tomorrow night. i’ll be at your party in spirit jimmy (and my spirit will be wasties).

23. 

    godmachine said 2 months ago

    when we were younger we called underpants 'kegs'. this is gonna be a great birthday- I wish I could bring my kegs. Can you set up a web cam for me? hahaha

24. 

    horsebites said 2 months ago

    I’m bringing a burrito.

25. 

    collisiontheory said 2 months ago

    Godmachine said: when we were younger we called underpants 'kegs'. this is gonna be a great birthday- I wish I could bring my kegs. Can you set up a web cam for me? hahaha

    Lol yeah do setup a webcam... girl on girl please

26. 

    jimmyheartcore said 2 months ago

    horsebites said: I’m bringing a burrito.

    There might be some of that going on.

27. 

    Fueled By Caleb said 2 months ago

    God damnit....

    I would be going home to Illinois.

28. 

    Robmcbride said 2 months ago

    Godmachine said: when we were younger we called underpants 'kegs'. this is gonna be a great birthday- I wish I could bring my kegs. Can you set up a web cam for me? hahaha

    That’s used over here, in Ireland and also in Scotland. Not all over though, only in some parts.

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    mikejahn said 2 months ago

    Fueled By Caleb said: God damnit.... I would be going home to Illinois.

    Illinois ftw!

30. 

    andrE w. said 2 months ago

    mikejahn said:

    Fueled By Caleb said: God damnit.... I would be going home to Illinois.

    Illinois ftw!

    chyea!

31. 

    justinryan said 2 months ago

    Jimmy, if we start becoming friends now, can I get couch at your bday in 2023, please?

    Thanks.

32. 

    Cole said 2 months ago

    fuck illinois. florida is where its at. i think im a permanent residence now. caleb. i owe you money for 40oz when you go home.

33. 

    derekdeal said 2 months ago

    save violent weather, we’ll be there

34. 

    Cole said 2 months ago

    fishhooks for all!

35. 

    derekdeal said 2 months ago

    Cole said: fishhooks for all!

    richard said when he got his, he could taste bologna for an hour, so pass

36. 

    Cole said 2 months ago

    yea i tucked it inside my b-hole so it would be nice and warm for him.

37. 

    jimmyheartcore said 2 months ago

    derekdeal said: save violent weather, we’ll be there

    If it gets rainy, it’s okay. We have a big pavilion that we party under.

    Jeez, we’re all gonna get drunk.

38. 

    horsebites said 2 months ago

    Cole said: yea i tucked it inside my b-hole so it would be nice and warm for him.

    No more pics with Cole.

39. 

    Simply Complicated said 2 months ago

    jimmyheartcore said:

    derekdeal said: save violent weather, we’ll be there

    If it gets rainy, it’s okay. We have a big pavilion that we party under.

    Jeez, we’re all gonna get drunk.

    dude you sound like you have a damn compound

40. 

    derekdeal said 2 months ago

    he does, im sleeping in the missle silos

41. 

    Cole said 2 months ago

    dont sleep too close to the electric fence. the guards in the watch towers think its funny to shine the spotlight on your tent.

42. 

    andrE w. said 2 months ago

    Cole said: fuck illinois.

    haha i hate Illinois so much, but im here, what else can i do? is anyone throwing a satellite party for jimmy in chicago? haha

43. 

    derekdeal said 2 months ago

    we’re not supposed to party too close to the satellites

44. 

    jimmyheartcore said 2 months ago

    I’ll house the cows and shut down the windmill before you guys get here.

45. 

    mikejahn said 2 months ago

    andrE w. said:

    Cole said: fuck illinois.

    haha i hate Illinois so much, but im here, what else can i do? is anyone throwing a satellite party for jimmy in chicago? haha

    I think someone should.
    I’d be down for a good ole partay.

46. 

    beth said 2 months ago

    Party in the Valley for Jimmy CA kids!

47. 

    Time Without the E said 2 months ago

    beth said: Party in the Valley for Jimmy CA kids!

    word

48. 

    ThinkBaker said 2 months ago

    batman....

49. 

    perfectevolution said 2 months ago

    There definitely should be someone snapping some photos there.

50. 

    andrE w. said 2 months ago

    mikejahn said:

    andrE w. said:

    Cole said: fuck illinois.

    haha i hate Illinois so much, but im here, what else can i do? is anyone throwing a satellite party for jimmy in chicago? haha

    I think someone should.
    I’d be down for a good ole partay.

    im up for it, lemme know!

51. 

    jimmyheartcore said 2 months ago

    Is it ok for me to start drinking now?

52. 

    scottbot said 2 months ago

    Nate said: This is the first time in my life I am a little sad I don’t live in Florida.

    me too.

53. 

    Cole said 2 months ago

    let the mayhem begin!

54. 

    derekdeal said 2 months ago

    we’re finally leaving!

55. 

    captiveclothing said 2 months ago

    happy birthday jimmy

56. 

    Democlasm said 2 months ago

    Wish I lived in the states. Happy birthday dude.

57. 

    jelly said 2 months ago

    caleb, bring monkeys

58. 

    scapyyy said 2 months ago

    happpyyy birthday jimmy!

59. 

    Ameeee said 2 months ago

    Happpppy Birthday Party!

60. 

    jelly said 2 months ago

    I miss Caleb

61. 

    jelly said 2 months ago

    Happy bday Jimmy!

62. 

    ihearithurts said 2 months ago

    Happy bday Jimbo.

63. 

    heavyprints said 2 months ago

    Happy birthday!

64. 

    captiveclothing said 2 months ago

    we have any saucy photos from this jumbo party? haha

65. 

    horsebites said 2 months ago

    Thanx again Jimmy for the good times! I hope you had a fun birthday.

66. 

    Cole said 2 months ago

    i dont remember any cameras being out. but then again i dont remember much. i was sauced by 8:30

67. 

    Dave!PTS said 2 months ago

    Hope you had an awesome birthday duder. Any random empteers show up? I bet all the lurkers showed up but just peered through the bushes from a distance..

68. 

    jelly said 2 months ago

    Someone puked in the bathroom sink and Pas made me clean it up. So she says, I have no recolection of it at all.

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