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1. 

   justinryan said about 1 month ago

   Not orange enough to be from Jersey.

2. 

   Robmcbride said about 1 month ago

   He's wearing lipgloss!?!?! That takes gay to a new level.

3. 

   wyel said about 1 month ago

   Robmcbride said: He's wearing lipgloss!?!?! That takes gay to a new level.

   Totally...!

4. 

   skull with hair said about 1 month ago

   what's wrong with $500 sunglasses?

5. 

   Robmcbride said about 1 month ago

   The fact that you paid $500 for shaded plastic?

6. 

   Joey said about 1 month ago

   skull with hair said: what's wrong with $500 sunglasses?

   they aren't $600 sunglasses

7. 

   Simply Complicated said about 1 month ago

   Robmcbride said: The fact that you paid $500 for shaded plastic?

   you forget... its molded to

8. 

   Simply Complicated said about 1 month ago

   

9. 

   JoshInvincible said about 1 month ago

   hahaha i made a shirt making fun of guidos once.

   

   thats not me. haha

10. 

    Simply Complicated said about 1 month ago

    sorry this is just gettting funny

    

    OOMPA LOOMPAS!!!!!

11. 

    horsebites said about 1 month ago

    treydeuce said: sorry this is just gettting funny

    

    OOMPA LOOMPAS!!!!!

    WTF!?!? How could you go out and look like that!?

12. 

    jimmyheartcore said about 1 month ago

    Why do they all make the same stupid ass face?!

    

13. 

    Simply Complicated said about 1 month ago

    jimmyheartcore said: Why do they all make the same stupid ass face?!

    

    i dont know but the girl on the far left is hot

14. 

    Simply Complicated said about 1 month ago

    horsebites said:

    treydeuce said: sorry this is just gettting funny

    

    OOMPA LOOMPAS!!!!!

    WTF!?!? How could you go out and look like that!?

    haha notice the douchebag vneck

15. 

    jimmyheartcore said about 1 month ago

    They're really like a new race of people.

    So weird.

    

    

    

    

    

16. 

    Robmcbride said about 1 month ago

    Nothing wrong with V-necks! Unless of course it's stupidly low.

17. 

    Simply Complicated said about 1 month ago

    jimmyheartcore said: Why do they all make the same stupid ass face?!

    

    blue steel

18. 

    heroes said about 1 month ago

    just creepy

    they look like snappy dressed umpa lumpas

19. 

    horsebites said about 1 month ago

    Who you calling an italian cheeto!!
    

20. 

    Time Without the E said about 1 month ago

    

    hey tony (sayin it in a really cheesy italian accent)
    look how hott i look
    its like im one of those badass dobermans puppies

    on a side note
    how fagit are that guys legs.
    there like the size of my wrist
    what an LB ( aka LIL BITCH)

21. 

    dobi said about 1 month ago

    OMG THOSE LEGS ARE SO FAGIT

22. 

    hideouscarwreck said about 1 month ago

    "diamonds are a girls best friend but my dick is a real close second"

    ummm except NOT ... no one would ever want to fuck these guys ...

23. 

    jaynajaynajayna said about 1 month ago

    I don't think I've ever even seen this type of guido (despite being to Jersey, many many times) in real life though I am very aware and frightened of their existance. Where are they? Have you seen them? What's with the chicks who hang out with them?

    Also the top image is not completely accurate, his eyebrows need to be in view so that we can give attention to the fact that they are meticulously waxed.

24. 

    Aniast said about 1 month ago

    My friends definitely had a D-bagged themed party. I guess in that case d-bag and guido were inter-changeable.

25. 

    skull with hair said about 1 month ago

    

26. 

    skull with hair said about 1 month ago

    

27. 

    beth said about 1 month ago

    jimmyheartcore said: Why do they all make the same stupid ass face?!

    

    The best part is those arent his friends they are just barback girls! hahhaha He is one of those douches who goes to clubs finds hot employees(so they cant be mean or run away) and takes pics with them to show how big of a pimp he is!) hahahhahaahah fucker

28. 

    skull with hair said about 1 month ago

    but for realz, Gino rules...

29. 

    samlindstrom said about 1 month ago

    This shit pisses me off

30. 

    Cole said about 1 month ago

    www.getoffourisland.com

31. 

    SCAPYYY said about 1 month ago

    haha, it sucks only a few of you guys are from jersey. you go down to seaside and THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.

32. 

    Master_Control said about 1 month ago

    skull with hair said: but for realz, Gino rules...

    best...fucking...video...EVER.

33. 

    LitoQ said about 1 month ago

    whats with the kissy face they all make? it makes absolutly no sense to me what-so-ever

34. 

    j3concepts said about 1 month ago

    "smell my armpits, i fucking smell like garlic!"

35. 

    justinryan said about 1 month ago

    scapyyy said: haha, it sucks only a few of you guys are from jersey. you go down to seaside and THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.

    Ya. I lived in Jersey for 18 years. This is one of the few things I do not miss at all.

36. 

    beth said about 1 month ago

    justinryan said:

    scapyyy said: haha, it sucks only a few of you guys are from jersey. you go down to seaside and THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.

    Ya. I lived in Jersey for 18 years. This is one of the few things I do not miss at all.

    How about dont miss that state at all!! There is nothing good in or about that state. ohhh they brought us the Jersey shore....its like a wannabe southbeach with an ocean that turns your skin orange when you swim in it.

37. 

    jimiyo said about 1 month ago

    j3concepts said: "smell my armpits, i fucking smell like garlic!"

    LOL

38. 

    jsheldon said about 1 month ago

    this is just scary. It's like another species

39. 

    gabroll said about 1 month ago

    
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40. 

    FunForAllKids said about 1 month ago

    jimmyheartcore said: They're really like a new race of people.

    So weird.

    

    

    

    

    

    hahaha amen. oompa loompa is a native species to the jersey shores.

41. 

    hyperhyphen said about 1 month ago

    

    

    

    ooo we are overpopulated by the new breed .. we have websites dedicated to them, the only problem is we also have the girls division

42. 

    Monkey said about 1 month ago

    AHAHA wtf
    I'm glad we don't have those twats here.

43. 

    Kevin Doom said about 1 month ago

    This thread has made me very sad.

44. 

    noFunk said about 1 month ago

    skull with hair said: but for realz, Gino rules...

    Greatest....Video.....Ever!

    "i think i see Jesus!"

45. 

    Joe said about 1 month ago

    1.

    2. http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

    3. http://www.douchebagalert.com/db/

46. 

    AndrewOliv said about 1 month ago

    thank the heavens, canada only has lumberjacks and asians.

    ps why hasnt this been posted yet.

47. 

    mission_alphaville said about 1 month ago

    noFunk said:

    skull with hair said: but for realz, Gino rules...

    Greatest....Video.....Ever!

    "i think i see Jesus!"

    who's spinning tonight? DJ GO FUCK YOURSELF
    what? my name is on the guestlist! GO FUCK YOURSELF, that's my name

    :')

48. 

    mission_alphaville said about 1 month ago

49. 

    hideouscarwreck said about 1 month ago

    skull with hair said:

    i think i went to elementary school with that kid

50. 

    johnnyminardi said about 1 month ago

    skull with hair said: but for realz, Gino rules...

    Break em off a piece gino!

    jimmyheartcore said: Why do they all make the same stupid ass face?!

    

    That Hansel's so hot right now!

51. 

    ChadDoesDesign said about 1 month ago

    johnnyminardi said:

    jimmyheartcore said: Why do they all make the same stupid ass face?!

    

    That Hansel's so hot right now!

    haha i love that movie.

52. 

    quakerninja said about 1 month ago

    
    oops thought it was the dildo guild.

53. 

    Ameeee said about 1 month ago

    Shiiit, I had never heard of guidos before. My world has opened up.

54. 

    heythequickness said about 1 month ago

    I fucking hate this thread.

    But I love it too because I laughed so damn hard.

55. 

    Robert Ottinger said about 1 month ago

    skull with hair said: what's wrong with $500 sunglasses?

    nothing! except when they look like that lol

56. 

    Simply Complicated said about 1 month ago

    

    now those are some amazing dsl's hahaha

57. 

    andrE w. said about 1 month ago

    beth said:

    justinryan said:

    scapyyy said: haha, it sucks only a few of you guys are from jersey. you go down to seaside and THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.

    Ya. I lived in Jersey for 18 years. This is one of the few things I do not miss at all.

    How about dont miss that state at all!! There is nothing good in or about that state. ohhh they brought us the Jersey shore....its like a wannabe southbeach with an ocean that turns your skin orange when you swim in it.

    oh shittt, haha, ive only been to jersey once, but i didnt enjoy it one bit

58. 

    horsebites said about 1 month ago

    Ed Hardy would be proud.
    

59. 

    Cole said about 1 month ago

    richard. nsfw that shit! i dont want to see it! ullllg

60. 

    horsebites said about 1 month ago

    Cole said: richard. nsfw that shit! i dont want to see it! ullllg

    I don't know what "it" is. It's blowing my mind.

61. 

    skull with hair said about 1 month ago

    horsebites said: Ed Hardy would be proud.

    that guy reminds me of this...

    

62. 

    Cole said about 1 month ago

    horsebites said:

    Cole said: richard. nsfw that shit! i dont want to see it! ullllg

    I don't know what "it" is. It's blowing my mind.

    that girls titty is hanging out. thats kinda sweet. i just leave the page scrolled down enough to cut off his head.

63. 

    heythequickness said about 1 month ago

    horsebites said: Ed Hardy would be proud.

    Okay. *throws up*

64. 

    jaynajaynajayna said about 1 month ago

    Joe said: 1.

    2. http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

    3. http://www.douchebagalert.com/db/

    thank you. Dr. McNinja is my boyfriend

65. 

    Josh | Diamond Diet said about 1 month ago

    Very ironic I was just watching the "Gino Gizzy" or whatever video on youtube.

66. 

    Time Without the E said about 1 month ago

    treydeuce said:

    now those are some amazing dsl's hahaha

    i would

67. 

    MezXXX said about 1 month ago

    how the fuck did this happen?!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAhahahahahahahahaha

    so much orange... blinding me :l

68. 

    SCAPYYY said about 1 month ago

    

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido

69. 

    Reliique said about 1 month ago

    jesus christ, metrosexuality is ok... but this is going over the line...

70. 

    Robmcbride said about 1 month ago

    CDC since 2005 said:

    treydeuce said:

    now those are some amazing dsl's hahaha

    i would

    She's foul. You're clearly a Guido.

71. 

    Reliique said about 1 month ago

    here about female guido = Guidette :

    http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f5/everyone-hates-guidos-what-your-views-guidettes-pics-few-more-676589/

72. 

    j3concepts said about 1 month ago

    "there is a fine line between Guidos and Guidettes which is often crossed."

73. 

    nelloforesto said about 1 month ago

    in italy,excluding countless dialectical terms, different for each areas, we use the name TAMARRO/pl.TAMARRI for theese assholefaces. TAMARRO is a mass of muscles, extremme sunbathing, heavy glamourous clothing(maybe fake stuff). Generally he's not rich but he must to hide it. sometimes in the furry version with a carpet on the chest. Usually not so exasperated. not so gay. and, unfortunately, not so funny.
    but i don't hang out in the right places...

74. 

    weaselfarm said about 1 month ago

    there were a ton in fort lauderdale when i lived there

75. 

    Randomentity said about 1 month ago

    they're like an american, even more hideous male version of the Ganguro thing that happened in Japan 8 years ago
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganguro
    

76. 

    derekdeal said about 1 month ago

    Randomentity said: they're like an american, even more hideous male version of the Ganguro thing that happened in Japan 8 years ago http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganguro

    thank you, that's the shit i was trying to remember all day yesterday. So creepy

77. 

    chrisrushing said about 1 month ago

    oooomg wow.

78. 

    M.Eureka said about 1 month ago

    chrisrushing said: oooomg wow.

    thats what I tought

79. 

    Setup85 said about 1 month ago

    fucking creepy

80. 

    Randomentity said about 1 month ago

    derekdeal said:

    Randomentity said: they're like an american, even more hideous male version of the Ganguro thing that happened in Japan 8 years ago http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganguro

    thank you, that's the shit i was trying to remember all day yesterday. So creepy

    that bein said, i'd still hit it.

81. 

    Robmcbride said about 1 month ago

    I thought the ganguro thing was japanese girls dressing up in crazy and wacky clothes that are immensely bright?

82. 

    LitoQ said about 1 month ago

    heres another one ;)

    

83. 

    Time Without the E said about 1 month ago

    LitoQ said: heres another one ;)

    

    the chick in the purple has to be a dude

84. 

    mitchbones said about 1 month ago

    Fuck, I didn't realize you actually turn orange if you drink that much Sunkist.

85. 

    ryanmiller said about 1 month ago

    they really do look like aliens

    skull with hair said:

    i want to punch him in the face just looking at him

86. 

    Fueled By Caleb said about 1 month ago

    God these fucks piss me off so much.

    What sucks is you see them with some of the hottest chicks when you are out too. Girls are dumb.

    Im actually friends with a guidette:
    

87. 

    LitoQ said about 1 month ago

    

88. 

    cajun metal said about 1 month ago

    ^ damn! look at the size of dudes forehead in the background ^

89. 

    LitoQ said about 1 month ago

    I believe that calssifies as a 5 head

90. 

    Randomentity said about 1 month ago

    LitoQ said: I believe that calssifies as a 5 head

    he's the Leader!

91. 

    LitoQ said about 1 month ago

    they never know when to stop...

    

92. 

    explodingtoes said about 1 month ago

    luckily we have like...zero of those down here in Nashville.

    I can't believe people make themselves that orange....on purpose.

93. 

    heavyprints said about 1 month ago

    Yeah, I think they'd mistake these dudes for porcupines here in Alabama and possibly shoot them.

94. 

    i came from nothing said about 1 month ago

    lmao you even get this in the UK, I dj in a local club and this is the head PR girl lmao

    

    not just dudes...

95. 

    i came from nothing said about 1 month ago

    

    

96. 

    Cole said about 1 month ago

    enough.

97. 

    i came from nothing said about 1 month ago

    horsebites said: Ed Hardy would be proud.

    

    robo guido

98. 

    corefolio said about 1 month ago

    booohhhoohhhh... I'm italian.
    what a shame... ahahahhahahahhahhh!

99. 

    Randomentity said about 1 month ago

    i came from nothing said: lmao you even get this in the UK, I dj in a local club and this is the head PR girl lmao

    

    not just dudes...

    That's not a dude??? her moustache would eat mine!

    Cole said: enough.

    seriously

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