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  <body>&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/13/the-9-stupidest-products_n_230821.html"&gt;9 Stupidest Products of All Time&lt;/a&gt;

All in one.</body>
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  <title>9 Stupidest Products Of All Time</title>
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      <body>They're all amazingly rubbish.</body>
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      <body>i'v just looked at a chunk of foam to shove between your tits while you sleep o-O, a remake of the phantom of the opera mask and a grabber so lazy bitches don't need to stretch their arm a few inches to their ass....
NOW id love to see this on dragons den aha</body>
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      <body>i want that v for vendetta mask.</body>
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      <body>haha my friend wears bumpits</body>
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      <body>I need a Kush</body>
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      <body>The comfort wipe = FAIL!</body>
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      <body>hahaha what a joke!
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      <body>kush support? comfort wipe? i mean really?
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      <body>i laughed pretty hard at tiddy bear, ayds and the electrical mask.</body>
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      <body>Dude, if you don't want to touch toilet paper, use the toilet brush.</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Sam Montana said:&lt;/cite&gt; Dude, if you don't want to touch toilet paper, use the toilet brush.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Haha i dont understand this product its like the more useless product in the world</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;VivaARCADE said:&lt;/cite&gt; i'v just looked at a chunk of foam to shove between your tits while you sleep o-O, a remake of the phantom of the opera mask and a grabber so lazy bitches don't need to stretch their arm a few inches to their ass....
NOW id love to see this on dragons den aha&lt;/blockquote&gt;

hahahaha.</body>
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      <body>O my god the Comfort wipe Its Revolutionary why didn't any one think about it before take that Tomas Edison :P</body>
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      <body>funny

http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-comfort-wipe/</body>
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      <body>&lt;img src="http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6039/25sa.jpg" /&gt;

&lt;img src="http://www.cakehead.com/archives/invnts12.jpg" /&gt;

&lt;img src="http://picdit.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/hay-fever-hat.jpg" /&gt;

&lt;img src="http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/0/c/30c3a72f313ccf1ae6a472433043d7ff.jpg" /&gt;</body>
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      <body>I think we could add this to the list.
http://www.emptees.com/posts/58511-ok-ladies-time-to-get-in-shape

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Ben Danger said:&lt;/cite&gt; funny

http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-comfort-wipe/&lt;/blockquote&gt;

And this was awesome</body>
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      <body>Somewhere in the world an ad executive is fighting homeless people for tin cans.
For approving the name Bum Pits</body>
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      <body>that kosh girl had some nice boobies
lol</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Adhesive Hippo said:&lt;/cite&gt; I think we could add this to the list.
http://www.emptees.com/posts/58511-ok-ladies-time-to-get-in-shape

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Ben Danger said:&lt;/cite&gt; funny

http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-comfort-wipe/&lt;/blockquote&gt;

And this was awesome&lt;/blockquote&gt;

HAHAH</body>
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      <body>LOL.... hahahaha... but I think I can use that "tissue hat" if I suffer cold.... </body>
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