The Biking Viking is an imposter!

The story goes that Joey from Team Doom and myself were enjoying a delicious lunch one day and after we finished we went outside to our cars. The day was extra hot. I looked across the street and low and behold there was a viking beast/man doing pull ups at the park. He had a BMX bike with him and I thought to myself "hmm, that’s odd and awesome". Joey and I joked about the "Biking Viking" and told Derek Deal and Kevin (Team Doom) about it. The legend of Biking Viking was born so we decided to put our own viking powers together. Sort of like a Voltron of Vikings. I’m guessing the viking must of smoked some gnarly mountain viking weed and blew the smoke in our faces cause we collaborated and shat out this bad ass shirt design. I mean, you couldn’t tell it was us who collaborated on it, right? That’s right, for all those dip shits who fell for the trick, the Biking Viking officially christens you as a retard.

It’s up for pre-order at horsebitesdesign.com
Click on pic to pre-order!

Collaborators
http://www.horsebitesdesign.com
http://www.derekdeal.com
http://www.teamdoom.com

1. 

   Hays said 4 months ago

   Fuck yeah !

2. 

   M.Eureka said 4 months ago

   DAH amazing

3. 

   The Biking Viking said 4 months ago

   THIS IS A LIE! RIP!!! MANTICORES!!

4. 

   Killer Napkins said 4 months ago

   I’ve just been Mind-Fudged.....

5. 

   Cole said 4 months ago

   duh

6. 

   wotto said 4 months ago

   i like the knickers

7. 

   derekdeal said 4 months ago

   we so got you fuckers

8. 

   Pearls To Pigs said 4 months ago

   i would like to do the lamest thing ever and quote myself from from 12 days ago:

   Pearls To Pigs said: deal, shantz, horsebites. at least 2 of the three have to be involved hahaa

   i will be buying!

9. 

   LitoQ said 4 months ago

   I knew it... who exactly was all involved was uncertain to me, but I knew horsebites and I suspected Deal but team doom is a surprise to me... well played nonetheless

   that shi[r]t’s rediculous

10. 

    collisiontheory said 4 months ago

    kyle sort of gave it away back then

11. 

    gaunty said 4 months ago

    who did what?

12. 

    Joey said 4 months ago

    gaunty said: who did what?

    i drew everything, and then i colored it all. derek made the tag, and hb made the banner

    ok no, hb did the viking head, derek did the barf and the keg and all that fun stuff, and i colored everything.

    they get all the credit, i basically had the job of a 6 year old with crayons.

13. 

    derekdeal said 4 months ago

    also joey has pretty much been the voice of biking viking....so....that too.

14. 

    Joey said 4 months ago

    i felt it was appropriate to also speak like a 6 year old with crayons

15. 

    jimmyheartcore said 4 months ago

    The "printed by a real viking" thing is true, too. I hear.

    

16. 

    collisiontheory said 4 months ago

    jimmyheartcore said: The "printed by a real viking" thing is true, too. I hear.

    haha that looks so real!

17. 

    Cole said 4 months ago

    it is.

18. 

    jimmyheartcore said 4 months ago

    Yeah I used to be mega beastly.

19. 

    Fueled By Caleb said 4 months ago

    collisiontheory said:

    jimmyheartcore said: The "printed by a real viking" thing is true, too. I hear.

    haha that looks so real!

    Jimmy once looked like a lion.

20. 

    godsloadedsociety said 4 months ago

    you guys have killed it with this. so glad it’s being printed. i’m picking one up for sure.

21. 

    jaynajaynajayna said 4 months ago

    so who was that dude I boned on friday ...?

22. 

    Joey said 4 months ago

    jaynajaynajayna said: so who was that dude I boned on friday ...?

    

23. 

    jaynajaynajayna said 4 months ago

    Joey said:

    jaynajaynajayna said: so who was that dude I boned on friday ...?

    

    saw it comin. High five for the assist

24. 

    Joey said 4 months ago

    jaynajaynajayna said:

    Joey said:

    jaynajaynajayna said: so who was that dude I boned on friday ...?

    

    saw it comin. High five for the assist

    bam!

    ...that was the noise...of the high five...

25. 

    jaynajaynajayna said 4 months ago

    Joey said:

    jaynajaynajayna said:

    Joey said:

    jaynajaynajayna said: so who was that dude I boned on friday ...?

    

    saw it comin. High five for the assist

    bam!

    ...that was the noise...of the high five...

    got it

26. 

    Go Ape Shirts said 4 months ago

    you guys rock

27. 

    basil said 4 months ago

    yes!

28. 

    heavyprints said 4 months ago

    Joey said: i felt it was appropriate to also speak like a 6 year old with crayons

    I just wanted to say thank you for discussing this topic with me and never telling me that you were involved, so that I could feel like a retard right now. Haha.

    It’s like I don’t know you anymore..

29. 

    Joey said 4 months ago

    heavyprints said:

    Joey said: i felt it was appropriate to also speak like a 6 year old with crayons

    I just wanted to say thank you for discussing this topic with me and never telling me that you were involved, so that I could feel like a retard right now. Haha.

    It’s like I don’t know you anymore..

    haha! i never said i wasn’t. i was just asking what you thought about the viking. i couldn’t let the viking out of the bag!

30. 

    LaurieShipley said 4 months ago

    I think I missed this but that is awesome.

31. 

    godmachine said 4 months ago

    jaynajaynajayna said: so who was that dude I boned on friday ...?

    such lovely language from a lady

32. 

    Ameeee said 3 months ago

    Hahah! I knews it!

33. 

    ez-kun said 3 months ago

    oh, for those that missed it: http://emptees.com/tees/6325-tee-off-party-viking

34. 

    The Biking Viking said 3 months ago

    bump!

35. 

    Kevin Doom said 3 months ago

    Godmachine said:

    jaynajaynajayna said: so who was that dude I boned on friday ...?

    such lovely language from a lady

    British humor...I don’t get it.

36. 

    godmachine said 3 months ago

    Kevin Doom said:

    Godmachine said:

    jaynajaynajayna said: so who was that dude I boned on friday ...?

    such lovely language from a lady

    British humor...I don’t get it.

37. 

    Hays said 3 months ago

    hahaha the young ones is fucking class

38. 

    horsebites said 3 months ago

    Godmachine said:

    Kevin Doom said:

    Godmachine said:

    jaynajaynajayna said: so who was that dude I boned on friday ...?

    such lovely language from a lady

    British humor...I don’t get it.

    Now that’s more like it!

39. 

    jaynajaynajayna said 3 months ago

    Godmachine said:

    jaynajaynajayna said: so who was that dude I boned on friday ...?

    such lovely language from a lady

    Also how I behave in bars. Minus the whole peeing standing up through a penis thing

40. 

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said 3 months ago

    i knew alll alllong :)

41. 

    Tender Branson said 3 months ago

    Is that Drop Dead Fred?

42. 

    chrisrushing said 3 months ago

    yeah i figured.

43. 

    derekdeal said 3 months ago

    Godmachine said:

    Kevin Doom said:

    Godmachine said:

    jaynajaynajayna said: so who was that dude I boned on friday ...?

    such lovely language from a lady

    British humor...I don’t get it.

    that really was the greatest show

44. 

    jelly said 3 months ago

    Fueled By Caleb said:

    collisiontheory said:

    jimmyheartcore said: The "printed by a real viking" thing is true, too. I hear.

    haha that looks so real!

    Jimmy once looked like a lion.

    
    or the keyboard player from underoath

45. 

    derekdeal said 3 months ago

    for everyone that bought one, the shirt is supposed to ship in 2 weeks...or sooner depending on when jimmy fixes the dryer that cole broke

46. 

    Cole said 3 months ago

    damnit derek. it gets fixed tomorrow.

47. 

    Joey said 3 months ago

    buuuuuy anooooother oooooone

48. 

    gaunty said 2 months ago

    Is this ready yet. I have a friend in the states for two weeks and I can get her to bring it back but need it sent soon so she can get it?

49. 

    derekdeal said 2 months ago

    gaunty said: Is this ready yet. I have a friend in the states for two weeks and I can get her to bring it back but need it sent soon so she can get it?

    i think jimmy is printing them today

50. 

    gaunty said 2 months ago

    cool if they are ready in a week I´ll get one!

51. 

    volatile v said 2 months ago

    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    STOKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

52. 

    derekdeal said 2 months ago

    SOLD OUT!!!!

53. 

    darenisdopeee said 2 months ago

    SWEAR???!! NOO

54. 

    Joey said 2 months ago

    

55. 

    Kevin Doom said 2 months ago

    Joey said:

    When he explains that to you, you’ll laugh. Until then, nothing.

56. 

    downrodeo said 2 months ago

    derekdeal said: SOLD OUT!!!!

    Seriously????? Fuck my clients for holding back my cheques... bastards, swines, INFIDEL CORPORATE MORONS! :(

57. 

    godsloadedsociety said 2 months ago

    is this sold out forever?

58. 

    horsebites said 2 months ago

    godsloadedsociety said: is this sold out forever?

    who knows?

    muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

59. 

    Joey said 2 months ago

    

60. 

    Kevin Doom said 2 months ago

    Joey said:

    Duuude. Keep it going. If nothing else, it’s entertaining me.

61. 

    godsloadedsociety said 2 months ago

    i hate my fucking life

62. 

    Joey said 3 days ago

    wasn’t rusty the BV for halloween? were there ever pics of that? i don’t remember.

    ps: my sold out pics were funny, screw you guys for ignoring them!

63. 

    The Biking Viking said 3 days ago

    PROMOTE MAYHEM!

64. 

    MykeCatastrophic said 3 days ago

    Joey said: ps: my sold out pics were funny, screw you guys for ignoring them!

    I completely missed them hahaha.

65. 

    horsebites said 2 days ago

    Joey said: wasn’t rusty the BV for halloween? were there ever pics of that? i don’t remember. ps: my sold out pics were funny, screw you guys for ignoring them!

    He’s so getting the AXE.

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