I Epitomise The Word FAIL

Amy doesn’t read wedding invitation properly. Amy assumes she can wear usual wedding shit she already owns. AMY IS WRONG!!! Amy should have read the invitation properly. It is a fricken black tie event. Amy has one day to spend a shit load of money on a fat formal dress that she will never wear again. Amy has accepted that she will never wear it again - but she has to find the damn thing first!

ARGHHHHH. Amy is freaking out!

Amy is Captain of the FAILBOAT!

1. 

   ez-kun said 3 months ago

   aye aye captain! get your girls/boys on the job and get that fancy dress!

2. 

   beth said 3 months ago

   were is my invite?

3. 

   skull with hair said 3 months ago

   if you can’t eat and drink enough at this party to cover the cost of the dress don’t go.

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   ez-kun said 3 months ago

   skull with hair said: if you can’t eat and drink enough at this party to cover the cost of the dress don’t go.

   best advice ever...but should’ve thought of that earlier, before she confirmed:)
   well, in essence, drink the most expensive shit they have till you are on the verge of puking..that should cover the costs:D

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   jaynajaynajayna said 3 months ago

   black cocktail dress dogg you can wear that shit everywhere

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   Ameeee said 3 months ago

   Thanks dudes, I had success - buut with the inclusion of a present I will have to eat and drink for about 5 people. I’ve got a wedding in October and I can wear this for that..so it’s not all bad.

   Oh and thanks Jayna - my never fail dress was looking a little worse for wear. I need a new one!

   I have quit being Captain of the FAILBOAT..at least for today - until I do something 'tarded tomorrow!

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