is there anyone out there you feel is on the verge of internet superstardom but just
hasn’t been introduced to enough people yet? don’t post people you simply don’t like, post
those who honestly have potential to entertain millions with how completely out of their
mind they are.
here are a few of mine...
donnie darkhorse, http://myspace.com/darkhorse1804
local poet from CT who is completely delusional about making his career out of his 7th
grade angst ridden poetry. once listed himself as hailing from “concentration camp,
CT" despite being from an upper middle class area. writes anti war poetry despite his
dad working for sikorsky. got a tattoo of his own logo which looks like a penis horse.
attempted to make 8.8.08 "darkhorse day”
a small sample of his poetry...
I’d give you a heart shaped box full of chocolates, but you’d find a way for even a paper
heart to bleed,
So I’m pouring my heart out on white lined paper, merely for you to rip the note up and
throw it away,
I’d give you my hand-grenade heart, but you’d find a way for even a metal muscle to
explode and break,
Heart set on fire, heart turned to ice,
Heart melted like wax, heart turned to stone,
Hoping to hold your heart in my hand, now my heart beats unsteadily and alone.
Heart put in a blender, heart served on a plate,
Heart praying for salvation, heart committing an ultimate sin,
...So I’m ripping my heart out, decorating it with razorblade kisses, and sending it your
way
lord rick, aka angelofthynight, http://myspace.com/angelofthynight
http://www.paranormalghostsociety.org/
COMPLETELY apeshit bonkers ghost hunter from california who believes in all sorta
paranormal stuff, complains about all women being whores constantly, smokes way too much
weed, poses with his shirt off exposing his shitty mullet / tattoos, does internet radio
shows for 3 hours of him talking about NOTHING, tries to convince the world he has
millions of people in his paranormal society yet bitches about how nobody every shows up
to his meetups. dude is ultimate lulz.
radio show: http://www.nowlive.com/desktop/default.aspx?id=100255030
33 Comments
edgillustrator said 3 months ago
this is GOLDEN!
Robmcbride said 3 months ago
That poem is BAD ASS. Dood gat skeelz yo'
Randomentity said 3 months ago
isn’t that darkhorse kid the one you pulled a chris hansen on?
dobi said 3 months ago
ut oh! maybe! but that is a whole other can of worms.
ez-kun said 3 months ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
Randomentity said 3 months ago
omg i just found Donnie’s youtube channel of his "spoken word"
explodingtoes said 2 months ago
WOW!
i cannot even believe how bad this donnie kid’s stuff is.
...wow.
volatile v said 2 months ago
One word.
Bloodninja.
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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don’t know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i’m a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don’t wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it’s just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don’t play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn’t get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I’m ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I’m gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
SPOOKCITY said 2 months ago
let me go get my robe and wizard hat. hahahah
Master_Control said 2 months ago
AMAZING!
Killer Napkins said 2 months ago
HAHAHAh blood ninja is the best haha...
FuzzyInk said 2 months ago
Haha. That was hilarious. Who is this Blood Ninja anyway?
mitchbones said 2 months ago
Bloodninja is already sort of an underground internet superhero, atleast on bash. I quote him all the time, if that means anything.
skullface said 2 months ago
V is the bloodninja
Randomentity said 2 months ago
ez-kun said 2 months ago
kudos for bloodninja, i loled so hard..
landshark said 2 months ago
when donnie darkhorse says "speak along if you know the words" in one of his videos i died.
discordantart said 2 months ago
ahhhh! so glad bloodninja was posted, i had forgot who did those fakecybers. so so funny, haha
donnie darkhorse is so insanely hard to take seriously. does anyone think its good? i’m down with some saul williams and buddy wakefield and stuff, but, come onnnn
horsebites said 2 months ago
Blood ninja is a god.
Robmcbride said 2 months ago
Blood Ninja is a hero.
greens said 2 months ago
blood ninja like seriously i want to shake this kids hand this is the funniest shit i have read in a long time
edgillustrator said 2 months ago
kcsallstar said 2 months ago
wow..hilarity at its finest..dibs on bloodninja for halloween
Mason said 2 months ago
Hahahahahahaha
fiftyeights said 2 months ago
beth said 2 months ago
Mine would have to be Kiki Kannibal, Florida
kiki’s website
-has been 16 for 4 years now
-claims to have invented the scene
-claims to have invented that horrible scene mullet where it mocks my favorite animals (the raccoon)
-Has no common sense and makes pointless videos about jewelry she "Invented"
-Was "Discovered" because her underage nudes leaked online
-wares fur boots to Warpedtour in Orlando...
jaynajaynajayna said 2 months ago
A+ thread
downrodeo said 2 months ago
Bloodninja is god... sorry, just had to say that.
kcsallstar said 2 months ago
I love you randomentity...but not as much as Hermione Granger
perfectevolution said 2 months ago
Also, she apparently uses Dobi’s images from yourscenesucks.com too. Laaaaame.
Matt Rupp said 2 months ago
Hahahah Dobi I knew you would pick Donnie.
I remember you telling me about how creepy he was.
He adds every single person Im friends with on facebook...dont know why.
downrodeo said 2 months ago
More bloodninja stuff guys, enjoy.
funny shit
faithbydesign said 2 months ago
I just looked at his myspace. He a gross amount of pictures with what look like really really young girls. It’s pretty disgusting.