Your real name please.

Airport Security: What’s your name?

Passenger: Batman

Airport Security: Your real name please.

Passenger: My name is Bat-man

Airport Security: You’re trying to be funny? What is your family name?

Passenger: Superman

Airport security handcuffs him and puts him into a locked security room. Then they checked his passport…

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   LitoQ said 2 months ago

   hahaha fuckin sweet..

   I wish my name was Batman Superman

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   Perudoesitbetter said 2 months ago

   that is awesome.

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   Joey said 2 months ago

   superman is fucking stupid

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   skull with hair said 2 months ago

   i love supArman

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   CH Designs said 2 months ago

   Best name ever!!!!

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   corefolio said 2 months ago

   ahahahah!

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   derekdeal said 2 months ago

   why the hell did they cop out with BIN, at least make it like logan or xavier or some shit

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   RustyEight said 2 months ago

   Suparman... when Superman just doesn’t cut the mustard

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   gaunty said 2 months ago

   That´s so unfair mine´s colin. That´s what the ugly nerd is called in the movies.

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    andrE w. said 2 months ago

    what about collin farrell?

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    LitoQ said 2 months ago

    gaunty said: That´s so unfair mine´s colin. That´s what the ugly nerd is called in the movies.

    at least its not colon...

    true story, my dad had a student whos name was Richard Penis ( pronounced Peh-niss )

    I feel bad for that guy

    I always thought itd be cool to adopt a child of asian decent and name him Wun Hung Lo

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    jaynajaynajayna said 2 months ago

    My friend’s room mate’s girlfriend’s last name is Batman. Her name is Emma. Emma Batman.

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    RustyEight said 2 months ago

    I worked with a guy... his last name was Snowman

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    quakerninja said 2 months ago

    The Three Musketeers, The Count of Monte Cristo, and The Man in the Iron Mask are written by A. Dumas (Pronounced Dumb Ass) His first name is Alexandre so it really is A Dumb Ass.

    I can’t not tell you how often this got me sent to detention, in my shool days.

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    gaunty said 2 months ago

    sukhdeep!!! ftw

16. 

    steven said 2 months ago

    I had a geography teacher called willy dick.

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    horsebites said 2 months ago

    Whoa, that is amazing! He looks so different from the movies or even the comics for that matter.

18. 

    jordanandree said 2 months ago

    i had a teacher who was some rocket scientist or something and his name was Dr. Doolittle. no lie.

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    nate gonz said 2 months ago

    this kid who was on my little league baseball team’s name was storm blizzard
    i always thought that was a badass name
    he doesn’t deserve it.

20. 

    ez-kun said 2 months ago

    we have superman in our country too, haha
    
    also, brad pitt apparently is big here too (bred pit is the phonetic reading/spelling in romanian)
    

21. 

    LitoQ said 2 months ago

    I went to a school with a Native American kid named Bird Eagle

    ... true story

22. 

    Pearls To Pigs said 2 months ago

    RustyEight said: I worked with a guy... his last name was Snowman

    my last name is snow. not as cool, but still- just sayin'

23. 

    Ameeee said 2 months ago

    I was watching Australian Idol last night and there was a Japanese chick with a hilarious name. Don’t know how to spell it, but it was pronounced Itchy Wang.

24. 

    collisiontheory said 2 months ago

    Haha such a classic story!

    My dad knows a guy named Bong Bongcac. So people would mistakenly call him "Bong Cock".

25. 

    jelly said 2 months ago

    collisiontheory said: Haha such a classic story! My dad knows a guy named Bong Bongcac. So people would mistakenly call him "Bong Cock".

    I’d suck on that

26. 

    downrodeo said 2 months ago

    In Johor, Malaysia, there’s a restaurant here named "Wee Kian Fatt" [chinese] and across it there’s another shop called " Soo Kian Wee"... true story.

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    beth said 2 months ago

    can we play name the drug his parents were on when they named him...you have 9 months to name a kid and you cant think of something not so....strange!

28. 

    justgeoff said 2 months ago

    downrodeo said: In Johor, Malaysia, there’s a restaurant here named "Wee Kian Fatt" [chinese] and across it there’s another shop called " Soo Kian Wee"... true story.

    In San Francisco there’s a Thai restaurant called Phuket Thai.

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    herman said 2 months ago

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    jelly said 2 months ago

    beth said: can we play name the drug his parents were on when they named him...you have 9 months to name a kid and you cant think of something not so....strange!

    Strange?!?! His name is Batman Suparman! That’s freakin awesome! I’m sure it was planned long before conception.

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    downrodeo said 2 months ago

    justgeoff said:

    downrodeo said: In Johor, Malaysia, there’s a restaurant here named "Wee Kian Fatt" [chinese] and across it there’s another shop called " Soo Kian Wee"... true story.

    In San Francisco there’s a Thai restaurant called Phuket Thai.

    

    

32. 

    M.Eureka said 2 months ago

    I tought this was a thread to know all the real names behind our artist name.

    Mine is Samuel Boucher :)

33. 

    Cole said 2 months ago

    M.Eureka said: I tought this was a thread to know all the real names behind our artist name. Mine is Samuel Boucher :)

    mine is oatmeal cheesesteak

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    LitoQ said 2 months ago

    Cole said:

    M.Eureka said: I tought this was a thread to know all the real names behind our artist name. Mine is Samuel Boucher :)

    mine is oatmeal cheesesteak

    mmmmm my favy

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    M.Eureka said 2 months ago

    Cole said:

    M.Eureka said: I tought this was a thread to know all the real names behind our artist name. Mine is Samuel Boucher :)

    mine is oatmeal cheesesteak

    Great parents ;)

36. 

    4Sevens said 2 months ago

    Texas governor’s daugher and "First Lady of Texas", Ima Hogg.
    Contrary to popular belief, she had no sister named Ura Hogg.

37. 

    Random said 2 months ago

    I need that laugh today! Thanks

38. 

    Chapter12 said 2 months ago

    A kid in my little brothers grade was actually named..
    First name: Strong-Heart
    Last name: Warrior
    Turns out he’s a real prick/bully, haha.

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