You have 28 minutes to live......

What do you do?

1. 

   Acid said 2 months ago

   rob a bank

2. 

   MykeCatastrophic said 2 months ago

   Something illegal.

3. 

   DrewGliever said 2 months ago

   bone!

4. 

   gaunty said 2 months ago

   surf the biggest wave I can get to in a 24 minute radius

5. 

   ithew said 2 months ago

   kill myself?

6. 

   Mikey said 2 months ago

   probably just sitting around and thinking of what to do with the rest of my life....oooh...tooo late

7. 

   explodingtoes said 2 months ago

   ...why?

   ...do you know something i don’t know?

8. 

   JacobPlague said 2 months ago

   masturbate furiously!

9. 

   Mikey said 2 months ago

   explodingtoes said: ...why? ...do you know something i don’t know?

   world’s end is close by...... don’t you know? XD

10. 

    Birdie3431 said 2 months ago

    well i wouldnt be on emptees...

11. 

    Matthew88 said 2 months ago

    JacobPlague said: masturbate furiously!

    I was wondering when someone would say that haha

    But yeah...anyone who says differently is LYING!!! lol

12. 

    MykeCatastrophic said 2 months ago

    birdie3431 said: well i wouldnt be on emptees...

    I would.

13. 

    Birdie3431 said 2 months ago

    MykeCatastrophic said:

    birdie3431 said: well i wouldnt be on emptees...

    I would.

    haha i hope your kidding, because that really is sad

14. 

    sht! said 2 months ago

    DRUGS!!!

15. 

    MykeCatastrophic said 2 months ago

    birdie3431 said:

    MykeCatastrophic said:

    birdie3431 said: well i wouldnt be on emptees...

    I would.

    haha i hope your kidding, because that really is sad

    Uhmmmm...

16. 

    Birdie3431 said 2 months ago

    ha! well maybe if i had some druuugs

17. 

    heavyprints said 2 months ago

    JacobPlague said: masturbate furiously!

    Haha

18. 

    ez-kun said 2 months ago

    sweet sweet love...haha.
    and it would give me quite some minutes to spare...to check my email, lol

19. 

    wotto said 2 months ago

    make love

20. 

    Random said 2 months ago

    wotto said: make love

    +1 Go out with a bang literally!

21. 

    Moss said 2 months ago

    Watch an episode of The Simpsons then jack off for the remaining six minutes.

22. 

    daleedwinmurray said 2 months ago

    Have sex and then read a book for 27 minutes

23. 

    basil said 2 months ago

    daleedwinmurray said: Have sex and then read a book for 27 minutes

    LOL

    --

    go to the beach and fuck bikini chicks....

24. 

    image620 said 2 months ago

    Pop some acid/X and go out on a crazy trip. The movie crank comes to mind.

25. 

    skullface said 2 months ago

    twenty eight days, not minutes, duh

26. 

    jaynajaynajayna said 2 months ago

    Kill as many bears, wolves and birds of prey with my hands as possible

27. 

    Cole said 2 months ago

    kill basil.

28. 

    MykeCatastrophic said 2 months ago

    Cole said: kill basil.

    Hahahaha!

29. 

    basil said 2 months ago

    Cole said: kill basil.

30. 

    JacobPlague said 2 months ago

    i would rape my friends mom

31. 

    bluchez said 2 months ago

    2 chicks at the same time.

32. 

    downrodeo said 2 months ago

    Sex, drugs and rock n roll... and update my website on my situation. Then, if there’s still time, I’ll create another post and delay it for a week, so it publishes after I’m long gone.

    It would say something like "Boo, mother fuckers."

33. 

    tybomb said 2 months ago

    I would probably call the people closest to me and give my final fairwells. then I would probably write out all my life lessons, thoughts on the world, philosophies etc in hopes of leaving a mark on the world. then i’de crank one and get glassed.

34. 

    heythequickness said 2 months ago

    I would try to break my all time masterbation record of 6 times in 1 day and go for 10 in my last 28 minutes.

    I’m so lonely, if anyone would like to colab with the above goal, lemme know.

35. 

    ez-kun said 2 months ago

    heythequickness said: I would try to break my all time masterbation record of 6 times in 1 day and go for 10 in my last 28 minutes. I’m so lonely, if anyone would like to colab with the above goal, lemme know.

    LOL!!!!

36. 

    Robmcbride said 2 months ago

    heythequickness said: I would try to break my all time masterbation record of 6 times in 1 day and go for 10 in my last 28 minutes. I’m so lonely, if anyone would like to colab with the above goal, lemme know.

    Dude, were you cumming blood? I hit four once and my dick was raaawwww!

    If I had 28 minutes, I would.. Do as much illegal things as possible. Including theft, arson, murder, drugs and then have sex.. I’m not down with the rape thing. I’d just find one of my faithful hoes.

37. 

    brett_district said 2 months ago

    jaynajaynajayna said: Kill as many bears, wolves and birds of prey with my hands as possible

    wtf? thats awesome. weird but awesome.

38. 

    seibei said 2 months ago

    jumping down a bottomless pit would be pretty rad if I knew I was gonna die in 28 minutes.

39. 

    derekdeal said 2 months ago

    no way does it take you dudes 28 minutes to sling yogurt

40. 

    nate gonz said 2 months ago

    JacobPlague said: i would rape my friends dad

    fuckin weird dude

41. 

    Buck Nasty said 2 months ago

    I would jump off a skyscraper naked wearing a cape screaming "For justice!"

42. 

    discordantart said 2 months ago

    get unbearably wasted (talking about trying drugs that i would never indulge in, under any other circumstances*), tell people things i’ve been dying to tell them forever, give some shit away.

    guilt trip the fuck out of people who have never been favorable.

    go out in a high speed carchase listening to total fucking destruction - "zen and the art of total fucking destruction", and i believe that the music of choice foreshadows the outcome. PEACE.

43. 

    GerardoG said 2 months ago

    bluchez said: 2 chicks at the same time.

44. 

    integralApparel said 2 months ago

    probabaly rob a bank and then find a good church or youth group and drop the money off!
    then go back to the bank and try open a new account lol

45. 

    skullface said 2 months ago

    tell two people what I need to say to them
    do my makeup really cute and get dressed up
    write an epic haiku

    then hopefully get beheaded

46. 

    Birdie3431 said 2 months ago

    nate gonz said:

    JacobPlague said: i would rape my friends dad

    fuckin awesome dude

    uhhh

47. 

    LuckyStripes said 2 months ago

    Run

48. 

    hunty said 2 months ago

    DrewGliever said: bone!

49. 

    ghostforhire said 2 months ago

    Challenge Brock Lesnar to a fight to the death.

50. 

    hunty said 2 months ago

    unless there are any ladeez presently reading this, in which case...

    wotto said: make love

51. 

    jimmyheartcore said 2 months ago

    Hope I was in Washington D.C. - and so was George Bush.

52. 

    ryanmiller said 2 months ago

    sex is the first thing i thought of, but that wouldn’t work out in the amount of time. i’d probably just eat as many volcano tacos as i could with some good people.

53. 

    horsebites said 2 months ago

    I would eat pizza and watch The Three Amigos.

54. 

    Simply Complicated said about 1 month ago

    jimmyheartcore said: Hope I was in Washington D.C. - and so was George Bush.

    HASHAHAHAHAH

55. 

    RustyEight said about 1 month ago

    Terrorize the neighborhood in a viking costume via bike.

56. 

    Cole said about 1 month ago

    get real high and find a good spot on a hill to watch it BURRRRRRN

57. 

    MadeByMAS said about 1 month ago

    Hang out with my GF for like 25 mins and then skydive without a parachute

58. 

    MykeCatastrophic said about 1 month ago

    Cole said: get real high and find a good spot on a hill to watch it BURRRRRRN

    Watch what burn?
    The world isn’t ending, you’re just dying.

59. 

    LuckyStripes said about 1 month ago

    Try to do the same things Jason Statham did in CRANK.

    That movie is so badass

60. 

    YaBoyTopher said about 1 month ago

    I would prepare the most epic last supper possible in 20 minutes and then i would stuff my face for the final 8 minutes of my life.

    The meal would probably mainly consist of, Bacon, Pizza, fried chicken, french fries, ramen noodles, nacho cheese, Prime rib (if possible with time constraints), 2 mcdonalds apple pie, a Chicken bacon ranch sub from subway, philly cheese steak, a cheese burger from in & out burger, maryland crab cake, buffalo wings and then i would probably top it off with oreos and milk.

    ...yea thats about it.

61. 

    Killer Napkins said about 1 month ago

    MykeCatastrophic said:

    Cole said: get real high and find a good spot on a hill to watch it BURRRRRRN

    Watch what burn?
    The world isn’t ending, you’re just dying.

    the movie Burn... duhh..

    i would watch porn hub... or try to find a girl to have a quickie with.

62. 

    Cole said about 1 month ago

    MykeCatastrophic said:

    Cole said: get real high and find a good spot on a hill to watch it BURRRRRRN

    Watch what burn?
    The world isn’t ending, you’re just dying.

    im taking you all with me....

63. 

    LuckyStripes said about 1 month ago

    I would get in my car and drive as fast as I could with all the windows down, music blaring. Cops chasing, news helicopters, hitting deer, and in the 27 1/2 minute flip the car as many times as I could into a massive fireball with the horn-a-blowing!

64. 

    MykeCatastrophic said about 1 month ago

    Cole said:

    MykeCatastrophic said:

    Cole said: get real high and find a good spot on a hill to watch it BURRRRRRN

    Watch what burn?
    The world isn’t ending, you’re just dying.

    im taking you all with me....

    Haha okay that makes more sense!

65. 

    Darian-Hartwell said about 1 month ago

    why not something positive to leave some kind of good impact or memory or contribution.

    fucking, stealing, drinking, seriously?

    why not plant a flower or something?

    hahahaha.lmao

66. 

    YaBoyTopher said about 1 month ago

    Darian-Hartwell said: why not something positive to leave some kind of good impact or memory or contribution. fucking, stealing, drinking, seriously? why not plant a flower or something? hahahaha.lmao

    Yea i agree you guys are all sick, raping people, terroizing entire neighborhoods dressed as a viking and riding a bike and robbing banks!!

    I mean ok the whole viking thing would be sweet...

    lol

67. 

    "Crazy" Mike said about 1 month ago

    chocolate cake . . . end of story . . .

68. 

    jimmyhaffa1 said about 1 month ago

    Birdie3431 said:

    nate gonz said:

    JacobPlague said: i would rape my friends dad

    fuckin awesome dude

    uhhh

    funniest shit ever, emptees cracks me up

69. 

    "Crazy" Mike said about 1 month ago

    ghostforhire said: Challenge Brock Lesnar to a fight to the death.

    lol

70. 

    JacobPlague said about 1 month ago

    bumpity :]

71. 

    Darian-Hartwell said about 1 month ago

    JacobPlague said: i would rape my friends mom

    on the other hand. i would do the same thing.

72. 

    LitoQ said about 1 month ago

    just be glad its thursday

73. 

    skullface said about 1 month ago

    LitoQ said: just be glad its thursday

    you have won the thread!

74. 

    Darian-Hartwell said about 1 month ago

    its still wednesday in illinois so shut up!

75. 

    skullface said about 1 month ago

    Darian-Hartwell said: its still wednesday in illinois so shut up!

    there are ten minutes left, just round up

76. 

    herman said about 1 month ago

    I would do all those things above.

    anything.

77. 

    Darian-Hartwell said about 1 month ago

    skullface said:

    Darian-Hartwell said: its still wednesday in illinois so shut up!

    there are ten minutes left, just round up

    
    thats too far away i cant do it. i cant make it!

78. 

    LitoQ said about 1 month ago

    Darian-Hartwell said:

    skullface said:

    Darian-Hartwell said: its still wednesday in illinois so shut up!

    there are ten minutes left, just round up

    
    thats too far away i cant do it. i cant make it!

    welcome to thursday buddy :)

79. 

    Setup85 said about 1 month ago

    live

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