join my new Cult.
I have the direct ear of our lord (SPRANGOTH) in heaven and he hath done gone done tell me a few things.
sign up below and I will disclose the lords wishes shortly.
amen.
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Is there a fee to join?
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2009-09-02T16:35:46-04:00
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mod? messenger of doom?
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2009-09-02T16:36:56-04:00
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2009-09-02T16:36:56-04:00
<img src="http://www.sacredspace.ie/images/latestspace/latestspace4_god_at_his_computer.jpg" />
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2009-09-02T16:41:01-04:00
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2009-09-02T16:41:01-04:00
*grows beard, joins cult*
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2009-09-02T16:43:38-04:00
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wait, so are you dangerous or is the cult dangerous. Im going to need to know if i need to up my insurance policy before joining.
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2009-09-02T16:49:24-04:00
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is there any long boring church things involved in being a member?
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2009-09-02T16:52:16-04:00
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haha hey just beacause its you i'll join :P
do we get enhanced design powers? we could all take the design idustry by the ball sack and fuck shit up
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2009-09-02T16:52:57-04:00
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I will believe anything you tell me... Im in.. master...
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2009-09-02T17:01:22-04:00
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I hope this thing involves hot girls. I'm in.
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2009-09-02T17:01:57-04:00
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<blockquote><cite>Deformed Giraffe said:</cite> Is there a fee to join?</blockquote>
With these things it's usually free to join, but you end up paying out the ass for a lot of "required equipment." You know, nikes, jogging suits, ceremonial knives...
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2009-09-02T17:04:24-04:00
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<blockquote><cite>Sam Montana said:</cite> I hope this thing involves hot girls. I'm in.</blockquote>
hell yeah, lets get to consummating!
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2009-09-02T17:04:38-04:00
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Whatever happens, I'm wearing a creepy bird mask and only a creepy bird mask.
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2009-09-02T17:07:13-04:00
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...THE NIGHT TIME IS THE RIGHT TIME...
...THE NIGHT TIME IS THE RIGHT TIME...
...THE NIGHT TIME IS THE RIGHT TIME...
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2009-09-02T17:07:58-04:00
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Wales is full of cults what makes you think I wanna join yours?
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2009-09-02T17:09:43-04:00
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JOIN-ED!
$3 Million insurance policy that pays out triple for random acts of God(machine), so I'm ready to roll.
John 12:24
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2009-09-02T17:10:37-04:00
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uh no! sirbulism, end.
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2009-09-02T17:13:47-04:00
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<img src="http://www.aolwatch.org/100/heaven.gif">
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2009-09-02T17:18:02-04:00
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Am I going to get to kill any goats?
If I don't get to sacrifice a goat, I quit this cult.
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2009-09-02T17:19:12-04:00
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will there be refreshments provided?
... if so, I'm in!
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2009-09-02T17:19:59-04:00
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Will I get a complementary beard?
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2009-09-02T17:24:22-04:00
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Yeah what's so good about this cult?
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2009-09-02T17:30:31-04:00
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Where's the kool-aid at homie?
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2009-09-02T17:32:33-04:00
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you had me at join
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2009-09-02T17:42:42-04:00
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Should I bring a packed lunch or will we be gone for a while?
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2009-09-02T17:48:27-04:00
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What happens if we break the rules of the cult? Is there a hell in our cult?
If there's not, we can set people on fire and pretend.
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2009-09-02T17:50:18-04:00
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You know what would be really cool? If someone knew someone who designs t-shirts, then there could be a cult members shirt. Failing that there's that one site that you can rip designs from.....
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2009-09-02T17:57:06-04:00
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We could probably get them to make the shirt in exchange for the exposure.
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2009-09-02T18:26:36-04:00
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<img src="http://cache0.emptees.com/images/307611/emptees_style_mock.jpg" />
This would be perfect! Found it on an Indonesian website, it's by a chap called Danmachine.
<nsfw>No offence intended to our legit Indo brethren.</nsfw>
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2009-09-02T18:40:22-04:00
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As long as it doesn't turn into another Waco Siege, then I'm in!
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2009-09-02T18:41:07-04:00
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I can has join cult teim now?
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2009-09-02T18:49:18-04:00
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Up for.
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2009-09-02T18:52:08-04:00
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gmclut sounds fun.
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2009-09-02T19:03:16-04:00
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Do we need to wear a cult outfit? What will it look like?
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2009-09-02T19:06:31-04:00
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See my bird mask comment.
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2009-09-02T20:13:55-04:00
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2009-09-02T20:13:55-04:00
I'm going to wear the skins of other people as clothing can I be in your club?
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2009-09-02T20:18:54-04:00
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Question for THE LEADER - Should we be preparing for THE END now?
If so, how big of a backpack do I need? The one I have now is kinda small. (I like to bring a couple of pairs of extra socks just in case and that takes up some room.)
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2009-09-02T20:21:08-04:00
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http://www.myspace.com/dreamgoldapparel first cult proposition can we do something about this?
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<blockquote><cite>wotto said:</cite> Wales is full of cults what makes you think I wanna join yours?</blockquote>
Wales isn't full of cults! Or did you confused the 'l' for an 'n'?
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Do we wear snuggies?
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<blockquote><cite>Michael Partridge said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>wotto said:</cite> Wales is full of cults what makes you think I wanna join yours?</blockquote>
Wales isn't full of cults! Or did you confused the 'l' for an 'n'?</blockquote>
yooooo, haha.
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<blockquote><cite>RustyEight said:</cite> Do we wear snuggies?</blockquote>
SNUGGIES!!!!!!!
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2009-09-02T22:10:59-04:00
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ-KZyniB4c
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I've already got one.
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You have my unconditional Blind Faith
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2009-09-03T01:22:28-04:00
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I would follow you into the myths of Avalon if that's what you mean.
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2009-09-03T01:45:39-04:00
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as long as theres some sort of human sacrifice im in.
even if there isnt actually, sign me up
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<i>Beware the engineers of society, I say, who would make everyone in all the world equal. Opportunity should be equal, must be equal, but achievement must remain individual.</i>
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<blockquote><cite>lmt337 said:</cite> <img src="http://cache0.emptees.com/images/307611/emptees_style_mock.jpg" />
This would be perfect! Found it on an Indonesian website, it's by a chap called Danmachine.
<nsfw>No offence intended to our legit Indo brethren.</nsfw></blockquote>
what about this art? i think this is a very awesome illustration.. and u think this copied GM's? i don't get it...
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<blockquote><cite>Michael Partridge said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>wotto said:</cite> Wales is full of cults what makes you think I wanna join yours?</blockquote>
Wales isn't full of cults! Or did you confused the 'l' for an 'n'?</blockquote>
You may have a point.
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<blockquote><cite>markusmanson said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>lmt337 said:</cite> <img src="http://cache0.emptees.com/images/307611/emptees_style_mock.jpg" />
This would be perfect! Found it on an Indonesian website, it's by a chap called Danmachine.
<nsfw>No offence intended to our legit Indo brethren.</nsfw></blockquote>
what about this art? i think this is a very awesome illustration.. and u think this copied GM's? i don't get it...</blockquote>
http://cache0.emptees.com/images/307611/emptees_style_mock.jpg that link is godmachines... what isnt there too get?
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Yessss, I'm in. I take credit for you starting this!
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<blockquote><cite>Ameeee said:</cite> Yessss, I'm in. I take credit for you starting this!</blockquote>
nope :P
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How does your Kool-Aid taste GM?
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<blockquote><cite>wotto said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>Michael Partridge said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>wotto said:</cite> Wales is full of cults what makes you think I wanna join yours?</blockquote>
Wales isn't full of cults! Or did you confused the 'l' for an 'n'?</blockquote>
You may have a point.</blockquote>
Just google Cardiff and Saturday night, definitely cults...
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I will lead you all to the promised land.
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count me in.!
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/me sacrifices a goat.
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<blockquote><cite>godmachine said:</cite> I will lead you all to the promised land.</blockquote>
i worship you.. everything you say I believe in...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB5_pSjFZ6g
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I bow to you ohh lord master
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I now pray to Godmachine. Wait, I've been doing that for well over a year. You have the power to reach people before they even know it.
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Am I too late? Did I miss the registration!?
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<blockquote><cite>LitoQ said:</cite> Am I too late? Did I miss the registration!?</blockquote>
I had already assumed you were worshipping. Nevertheless, welcome to the fold ;)
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Hallelujah!
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<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fap9eolzmU8/STP_AlTb8YI/AAAAAAAAB9I/fyzSPjKJJTc/s400/cult03.jpg"/>
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1. do not take my name to use in bullshit arguments. Only good ones.
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<blockquote><cite>Killer Napkins said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>godmachine said:</cite> I will lead you all to the promised land.</blockquote>
i worship you.. everything you say I believe in...</blockquote>
i'm ready now, Maestro...
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i will obey.
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Kiss me. Im yours
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Most cloaks and gowns and ceremonial hoods are just really really really really really really really really really dark blue. Not a lot of people know this.
please make sure when you buy your cloak/gown/hoods that they are genuine black. thank you.
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<blockquote><cite>Godmachine said:</cite> Most cloaks and gowns and ceremonial hoods are just really really really really really really really really really dark blue. Not a lot of people know this.
please make sure when you buy your cloak/gown/hoods that they are genuine black. thank you.</blockquote>
Is this to best present yourself as a memeber or do we need a logo/symbol to recognise one another e.g
<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i37.tinypic.com/2dlomqo.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a>
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz6xpU397no
Thou shalt wear your cloak like this.
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<blockquote><cite>Ameeee said:</cite> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz6xpU397no
Thou shalt wear your cloak like this.</blockquote>
Lol, that made me think of sun o)))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FycBfIxm2BA
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<blockquote><cite>Sam Montana said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>Ameeee said:</cite> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz6xpU397no
Thou shalt wear your cloak like this.</blockquote>
Lol, that made me think of sun o)))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FycBfIxm2BA</blockquote>
I saw SUN 0))) play on a boat. it was the loudest thing I have ever heard. There one riff per year speed bored me to pieces though.
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2009-09-27T09:27:55-04:00
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Huh how can you both be here and on twitter at the same time? Witch.
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<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqnbsnPZiv1qzvqipo1_400.png">
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