So, I have a propensity for epic/intense halloween costumes that are planned/made far in advance. Not building/making anything like that, just gathering the right clothing materials. Every year I must out do myself from the former year. The last three have been Ziggy Stardust, Prince, and last year Cheetara. Cheetara is gonna be a hard one to top, and I have no idea what I’m going to be.
Yes it is September. But that just means I am running out of time to come up with something/craft it! I was thinking Ted Nugent but that is lost on my generation. But it would involve a mustache and a gun. Also thought Freddy Mercury, but too easy, and been done!
So, emptees, tell me what to be. Extra points for mustaches.
41 Comments
ithew said 2 months ago
cheetara....good lord that must have been awesome
BrandonHeart said 2 months ago
Dr. Frank N Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
heavyprints said 2 months ago
The Bandit. You can borrow my car.
RockyRoark said 2 months ago
Metal Drummer or a Juggalo
seibei said 2 months ago
Gozer from Ghostbusters. You could totally pull it off.
Or how about Kakihara from Ichi the Killer?
ithew said 2 months ago
win!
seibei said 2 months ago
I’ve actually thought of doing this one myself but it would probably be way better if Jayna tackled it. I think she’d have to get two friends to dress up as Terror Dogs...one year a friend of mine did a PERFECT Keymaster/Rick Moranis (to be fair, all it involves is looking confused and wearing random shit and babbling about Gozer).
Sushilove said 2 months ago
photos or it didn’t happen... I want to see that costumes
seibei said 2 months ago
holla. my friend Mike is awesome.
oh wait, you probably meant Jayna’s costumes.
4Sevens said 2 months ago
Hmmm.... Evil Wilford Brimley?
I dunno. Lauren Conrad has a mustache.
Ouchless said 2 months ago
Ron Howard has a mustache
So Does Tom Selleck
FuzzyInk said 2 months ago
Everyone just gained huge points for the mustaches. Fuzzy Ink will provide a mustache for you Jayna!
fiftyeights said 2 months ago
i was going to the joker’s face paint. we have a tradition in my town, where all the high schoolers have egg wars... oddly enough its allowed by the town and cops aha
so yea. this is what i’m doing this year:
i dont know who HASNT seen that already but whoever hasn’t, consider yourself informed
Time Without the E said 2 months ago
i love halloween cause its the only nite of the year every girl is slutty and ok with it!
someday i pray for a day were girls act this everyday!
seibei said 2 months ago
APRIL O’NEIL
DO IT
ithew said 2 months ago
I actually like it better when girls actually think about their costume and make something awesome rather than them looking slutty....the type of girls that are slutty on halloween are slutty all the time...creative costumes show that they actually have something in their head (brain)
fiftyeights said 2 months ago
agreed! but when it’s creative and semi-slutty, you can’t go wrong.
ithew said 2 months ago
can’t see the picture but that would be awesome too
seibei said 2 months ago
let’s try that again:
and yeah, slutty halloween girls = corny to the max.
ithew said 2 months ago
i have that figure Mint on Card (thats how much of a nerd I am)
Lazyeye said 2 months ago
doood Halloween is awesome. I was a tourist last year.. worked well. You could try the dirty old man!??!?!!?!
quakerninja said 2 months ago
More Viking.
Tender Branson said 2 months ago
More Viking Biking.
jaynajaynajayna said 2 months ago
That is the best idea I’ve heard so far... though biking viking wouldn’t be bad either
RustyEight said 2 months ago
A clown :). I did that for a couple years at a haunted house. I was creepy as fuck!
Killer Napkins said 2 months ago
dude i worked a haunted house one year .. that was the best... i looked like the dude from the hills have eyes.. the big guy .. doofy dude... and we waited in a field to run onto the back of a hay ride..
jaynajaynajayna said 2 months ago
could be fun
4Sevens said 2 months ago
Ok, these two are more serious. Vincent Gallo, cuz he’s effeminate and has exaggerated features that could be done with makeup. Or Salvador Dali.
Cole said 2 months ago
this is my costume.
jelly said 2 months ago
flip flops + white undershirt + boxers + robe + messy hair = escaped mental patient
beth said 2 months ago
That is what I am going as prob. You cant beat a costume on sale for 30 bucks!@
Buck Nasty said 2 months ago
WIN!
"MY NAME’S DOCTOR ROCKZO, THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN, AND I DO COCAINE!"
jaynajaynajayna said 2 months ago
Premade costumes are for whores. Even ones that don’t look like that
derek said 2 months ago
Never understand why in the USA on halloween you dress as anything even if it’s not scary. Thought the idea of halloween is scary shit not fairies.
jaynajaynajayna said 2 months ago
The idea of halloween is to get drunk and look epic. Basically.
quakerninja said 2 months ago
Fairies can be scary just look at Texas they run for the hills at the mere mention of one.
Dennis Rodman said 2 months ago
do you have any pictures of you dressed up as cheetara?
Ameeee said 2 months ago
She so does..
There’s more of everyone else:
http://www.emptees.com/posts/5676-halloween-costume-ideas
jaynajaynajayna said 2 months ago
bumpsies
TIME IS RUNNING OUT PEOPLE WHAT’S IT GONNA BE
quakerninja said 2 months ago
Warning, not safe for work!Nude Suits
Photos printed on fabric to give the appearance to nudity, creepy and clever.
Warning contains wing dang doodles and whos its.
integralApparel said 2 months ago
those are so classic and disgusting!