horsebites - HORSEBITES avatar

It came from Uranus!

posted 2 months ago by horsebites

Yes that’s right, the Zardcore Deck Pack has arrived all the way from Uranus! This was a process to get these done. A few speed bumps along the way but it’s finally here!
You will get a black hat if you don’t specify a pink one in either an email or the comment section on Paypal. The pink hats are SUPER limited! You also get a Panther Death Grip Sticker too!!
Thanx to my friend SKULL WITH HAIR for harnessing the power of the deck in the picture. Check his stuff out if you haven’t already, it’s wildly retarded. (honestly if you haven’t already you should be beaten.)
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Here is a close up of what’s on the front of the hat, and yes that’s a wizard eating a slice of pizza with his own beard. Only the wisest of all wizards eat their zza’s (pizza for the non shredders) this way.
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CLICK HERE to become the wizard of Zzza’s!!!

54 Comments

  1. volatile v - Andrew Zell avatar

    volatile v said 2 months ago

    buying within 24 hours, will specify pink hat

  2. ithew - Matthew Skiff avatar

    ithew said 2 months ago

    GOD DAMMIT
    I’m trying to save money here you bastard...
    ugh...

  3. stesfs - Ste O'Neill avatar

    stesfs said 2 months ago

    does the cap actually have the zardcore under? hahahaha thats rad

  4. mbennett  - mark bennett avatar

    mbennett said 2 months ago

    im gonna get this shit

    ill thrash so hard on it

  5. horsebites - HORSEBITES avatar

    horsebites said 2 months ago

    stesfs said: does the cap actually have the zardcore under? hahahaha thats rad

    Yes.

    Yes it does.

  6. Killer Napkins - Jason avatar

    Killer Napkins said 2 months ago

    this is super rad.

  7. stesfs - Ste O'Neill avatar

    stesfs said 2 months ago

    then i shall have the pack by friday!

  8. Cole - Cole Blotcky avatar

    Cole said 2 months ago

    my zardcore hat is pretty bitchin minus it being upside down.
    thanks sweetheart xo

  9. Ameeee - Amy Brown avatar

    Ameeee said 2 months ago

    Horseface this rules.

  10. Joey - Joey Gordon avatar

    Joey said 2 months ago

  11. volatile v - Andrew Zell avatar

    volatile v said 2 months ago

    Joey said:

    this may or may not be my new desktop

  12. skull with hair - skull with hair avatar

    skull with hair said 2 months ago

    Joey said:

    god damn it joey!! now everybody knows we weren’t really in space!!

  13. Cole - Cole Blotcky avatar

    Cole said 2 months ago

    joey! thats a great job photoshopping him in front of richards dads garage. how did you doooo it!?

  14. Ameeee - Amy Brown avatar

    Ameeee said 2 months ago

    skull with hair said:
    Joey said:

    god damn it joey!! now everybody knows we weren’t really in space!!

    I personally feel like I just discovered the Easter Bunny doesn’t exist.

  15. mitchbones - Mitchell avatar

    mitchbones said 2 months ago

    Totally asking for this for christmas.

    Edit: The illustration of the wizard eating pizza would make a siiick tat

  16. nate gonz - nate gonz avatar

    nate gonz said 2 months ago

    god im in so much debt right now too.

  17. jaynajaynajayna - Jayna avatar

    jaynajaynajayna said 2 months ago

    can I pretty please just have a hat?

    please?

  18. nate gonz - nate gonz avatar

    nate gonz said 2 months ago

    jaynajaynajayna said: can I pretty please just have a hat? please?
  19. Aniast - Nick avatar

    Aniast said 2 months ago

    I too need that hat in my life.

  20. volatile v - Andrew Zell avatar

    volatile v said 2 months ago

    you can’t have a thrash hat unless you intend on thrashing, which is physically impossible without the board.

  21. AYYOGOLDSTEIN - Mitchell Goldstein avatar

    AYYOGOLDSTEIN said 2 months ago

    Can I get just the hat? hahaha

  22. Robmcbride - Robmcbride avatar

    Robmcbride said 2 months ago

    volatile v said: you can’t have a thrash hat unless you intend on thrashing, which is physically impossible without the board.

    I need this so much. I ALSO need to shred some gnarly concrete waves.

  23. godmachine - Az' avatar

    godmachine said 2 months ago

    Arab on Radar! does SWH only listen to good music?

  24. derekdeal - Derek Deal avatar

    derekdeal said 2 months ago

    holy shit, i cant feel my legs!

  25. edgillustrator - edgil avatar

    edgillustrator said 2 months ago

    my mind is hurting from wondering if i should get the black or pink hat!

  26. LitoQ - Q avatar

    LitoQ said 2 months ago

    neat.

  27. horsebites - HORSEBITES avatar

    horsebites said 2 months ago

    Ok, because of your requests I’m offering the hat by itself now! The only catch is it’s offered in black only when sold seperately.
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    CLICK HERE to buy!

  28. Tender Branson - Tyler avatar

    Tender Branson said 2 months ago

    Raaad, just bought the hat. Cheers me up from not having power the last 2 days and ruining my weekend.

  29. AYYOGOLDSTEIN - Mitchell Goldstein avatar

    AYYOGOLDSTEIN said 2 months ago

    horsebites said: Ok, because of your requests I’m offering the hat by itself now! The only catch is it’s offered in black only when sold seperately. Photobucket CLICK HERE to buy!

    :(
    I haven’t owned a pink garment in oh so long
    Maybe i’ll get it anyways, we’ll see.

  30. MICHAEL SHANTZ - MICHAEL SHANTZ avatar

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said 2 months ago

    i ordered mine, but i dont htink there was an option for hat color, canu score me the pink one so i can be rediculous?

    thanks bro.

    and swh, you’s a wierdo. <3

  31. horsebites - HORSEBITES avatar

    horsebites said 2 months ago

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said: i ordered mine, but i dont htink there was an option for hat color, canu score me the pink one so i can be rediculous? thanks bro. and swh, you’s a wierdo. <3

    Sure thing duder!!

  32. LaurieShipley - Laurie Shipley avatar

    LaurieShipley said 2 months ago

    Aw man, I was trying to find the video for that song..I guess Sloppy Seconds never made one.

  33. AYYOGOLDSTEIN - Mitchell Goldstein avatar

    AYYOGOLDSTEIN said 2 months ago

    horsebites said:
    MICHAEL SHANTZ said: i ordered mine, but i dont htink there was an option for hat color, canu score me the pink one so i can be rediculous? thanks bro. and swh, you’s a wierdo. <3

    Sure thing duder!!

    Can I just pay $10 for the pink one? haha

  34. horsebites - HORSEBITES avatar

    horsebites said 2 months ago

    LaurieShipley said: Aw man, I was trying to find the video for that song..I guess Sloppy Seconds never made one.

    I would hope not!

  35. LaurieShipley - Laurie Shipley avatar

    LaurieShipley said 2 months ago

    Ha, whateve...you’d love it if it were posted here to accompany your art!

  36. horsebites - HORSEBITES avatar

    horsebites said 2 months ago

    LaurieShipley said: Ha, whateve...you’d love it if it were posted here to accompany your art!

    You’re right. I used to love that song.

  37. Backfire - Olly Martin avatar

    Backfire said 2 months ago

    Will this ship to UK?

    If so how much?

  38. horsebites - HORSEBITES avatar

    horsebites said 2 months ago

    Yes, it ships to the UK. The cost depends on what you’re ordering, either just the hat or the deck pack. Once you choose the item it will tell you much it will cost. Thanx

  39. skullface - Jessica avatar

    skullface said 2 months ago

    this is so necessary

  40. Tender Branson - Tyler avatar

    Tender Branson said 2 months ago

    I cannot wait for my hat to get here! I haven’t gotten a good new hat in ages.

  41. AYYOGOLDSTEIN - Mitchell Goldstein avatar

    AYYOGOLDSTEIN said 2 months ago

    Tender Branson said: I cannot wait for my hat to get here! I haven’t gotten a good new hat in ages.

    Sweet username haha

    I just placed my order! :)

  42. MICHAEL SHANTZ - MICHAEL SHANTZ avatar

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said 2 months ago

    HRSBRTS, SKRL WRTH HRRR has shit to send me, see if u guys wanna send together to save $ !! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO GOOOOO MEEEEEEEEE !!!!!

  43. horsebites - HORSEBITES avatar

    horsebites said 2 months ago

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said: HRSBRTS, SKRL WRTH HRRR has shit to send me, see if u guys wanna send together to save $ !! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO GOOOOO MEEEEEEEEE !!!!!

    That’s actually a good idea. Well done.

  44. MICHAEL SHANTZ - MICHAEL SHANTZ avatar

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said 2 months ago

    YAY !!!

  45. LitoQ - Q avatar

    LitoQ said 2 months ago

    hehe... Uranus

  46. volatile v - Andrew Zell avatar

    volatile v said 2 months ago

    captainvette@comcast.net was the paypal i used

    send me a pink hat dude!

  47. Mikey - Mikey avatar

    Mikey said 2 months ago

    finally ordered the zardcore pack and the biking viking shirt :-)))

    can’t wait to shred around with my new deck haha

    too bad biking viking small was sold out :-( medium will look so XXXL on me haha

  48. MICHAEL SHANTZ - MICHAEL SHANTZ avatar

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said 2 months ago

    HOSEBOTS, how longs it take to get to canader?

  49. mitchbones - Mitchell avatar

    mitchbones said 2 months ago

    I might give the hat away when I order it. I wear a 8 in 59FIFTYs

    Can’t wait to get some money.

  50. FunForAllKids - Nick Guenzler avatar

    FunForAllKids said 2 months ago

    sooo bad ass! thrash or die!

  51. MICHAEL SHANTZ - MICHAEL SHANTZ avatar

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said 2 months ago

    its been a week and no show..... im sad

  52. AYYOGOLDSTEIN - Mitchell Goldstein avatar

    AYYOGOLDSTEIN said 2 months ago

    Hey I got my new one today! Rocking it as we speak, thanks so much dudearoni.

  53. horsebites - HORSEBITES avatar

    horsebites said 2 months ago

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said: its been a week and no show..... im sad

    The Zard travels as he pleases. He probably stopped to eat a real volcano taco. It will be there in a hot minute.

  54. MICHAEL SHANTZ - MICHAEL SHANTZ avatar

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said 2 months ago

    hahaha im shitting volcano right now and playing guitar hero on ds while i do, it hurts. pray for me and my snot shit

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