So last night was super fucked. I went to boston for the Rome snowboards video premier. My ex gf was there but we are not on speaking terms so we pretty much ignored each other all night. She was hanging all over some of the rome pros that were in town for the premier and I had a ton of friends that I was chillin with and stuff. We broke up a few months ago on pretty harsh terms. At one point I saw her walking downstairs holding hands with one of the big name pros. I was hammered and went downstairs in the bar later on to take a piss and saw her making out with him with her legs all wrapped around him and I lost my shit. I like smacked her ass and did the blowjob hand motion to her and then took his hat that she was wearing and walked away and they just started making out again. I went down about 20 mins later and they were still going at it and I flipped out and punched out a bunch of glass picture frames downstairs in the bar and they kept making out. I went back upstairs with this dudes hat stuffed into my pants and she came up a while later flipping out because he wanted his hat back so after a super heated screaming match I gave her the hat back and she ran right back to him and started hanging on him again. I feel super shitty about being a little bitch but I don’t know what to do. I also have a bunch of homies at rome and now I wonder if rome will get banned from the bar because I smashed all that shit. Bad fucking night.
30 Comments
landshark said 2 months ago
good form.
quakerninja said 2 months ago
I have a feeling someone may say something to make this worse. Best to just delete this thing, and take my condolences with you.
If I were a chick I would so let you feel my boobies. Hope that helps.
manos said 2 months ago
Life is short - that’s what my dad always says.
Simply move on and find something new and fresh.
wotto said 2 months ago
ahhh that loyal friend booze. it will almost always make u act like an ass. Don’t worry we have all been there. Today is a new day. You’re better off without her.
wotto said 2 months ago
oh and if u wanna sort it out just swing by the bar and say "last night i was loaded and i acted like an ass, can i pay for the damage?"
that’s what my mate did when he punched a pub window in in a drunken rage, idiot.
Truman325i said 2 months ago
Call the bar apologize for any inconvenience and offer to pay any damages. Secondly, call rome apologize for being out of line. That is all you have to do. No one might say anything to you, but make sure you say something to them.
RustyEight said 2 months ago
I don’t see anything wrong here
ez-kun said 2 months ago
apologizing is the right thing to do. and paying for the broken shit.
and also...it sucks if your ex is acting like that in front of you, even though she knows you still have a thing for her..it’s either that she really wants you out of her life and this is shock treatment, or she doesn’t give a flying fuck for what you do, she’s waaaay over your relationship.
both ways, there is no point in acting all macho and pissed like you did..as you can see, you’re feeling even worse after.
sorry mate.
i would love to see you squeeze ninja’s boobs though, haha.
i would so have a drink with you, i’ve been there, nearly flipping out because of a girl..not once. some ppl never learn, haha
ghostforhire said 2 months ago
Wow... That’s insane. Definitely do some damage control at the bar. And I completely agree with ez-kun
She totally got you acting the fool. Tsk Tsk.
Robmcbride said 2 months ago
Rad man, would of been more awesome if you laid her out though.
I’m kidding! Yea, don’t worry about it man, just apologise to the bar, Rome and get on with it.
Matthew88 said 2 months ago
And agreed with ez-kun.....she shouldn’t have been doing that in front of you.
And as quite a few have said, today is a new day.
Killer Napkins said 2 months ago
rig ht on.. thats bad.,. as i was reading the story i thought you were gonna say you closelined her or something...
Joey said 2 months ago
HAHAHA
justgeoff said 2 months ago
paragraphs, man.
William. said 2 months ago
do your best to put it behind you.
After all, would she have acted in a way to instigate jealousy if she didn’t know you were there? Exactly. She hasn’t won if you aren’t effected.
Easier said then done, but hey-- her behavior was more than likely an act.
dobi said 2 months ago
Time Without the E said 2 months ago
dam i hate ex drama.
these are the moments were i dont miss having a gf
lol
single life! woot woot!
Corey said 2 months ago
Looks like she won.
DeadRight said 2 months ago
ez-kun said 2 months ago
like...
gaunty said 2 months ago
You should have made out with him after to make her jealous too
justinryan said 2 months ago
Seriously, dude...
Chapter12 said 2 months ago
I could guarantee your hand is probably effed up right now.. you shoulda lit up that dudes face instead and peaced. Face = Cushioned. Glass = Hurt.
Can’t say I wouldn’t have flipped out more, cause I most def would have.
And for the record, she was doing it just to see you blow up like that and make a scene... Burn her house down and move to Canada. I think this is where I have to say "jk" so everyone thinks I’m totally joking and doesn’t judge me... so... jk.
Fredette said 2 months ago
I lol’d
Man, it’s a good thing I’m not of age to drink at bars.
GhostBird said 2 months ago
maybe if you could handle alcohol better she wouldn’t have broken up with you, drunk = random making out in bar, not punching things.
Robmcbride said 2 months ago
Considering you don’t know this dude, that’s an unjustified comment. You don’t know the terms they broke up on.
sht! said 2 months ago
punch yourself!
Chapter12 said 2 months ago
Ghostbird you’ve obviously never been in a serious relationship gone bad...
ez-kun said 2 months ago
i cracked my fist once too(well, it was a marble wall, in my defense). but at least she didn’t see it.
and, for the record, we got back together. it was a stupid break up..worst 6 months. She’s oh so sorry now. I forgive, i forget. i’m a cool guy.
GhostBird said 2 months ago
oh no, I have, I’m in the middle of one right now, that shit drives a man crazy, i get it, I was just trying to be funny, I think I would just leave a bar that I rolled into that my ex was at is all, apologies if I seemed like a dick, my comedy skills are maybe better off line.