I baked my phone

So. My phone has been broken for awhile. The ear piece didn’t work so it only worked on speaker phone, and then last night at worked it fell into into the toilet into pee pee water.

After that it turned on but did crazy things by itself and called my ex boyfriend at 2 in the morning, etc.

So I waited a day and then put it in the oven on 200 for a little bit... now it works completely and the ear piece works too! And it smells like chocolate cake cause I baked two of em this weekend.

I’m just pumped. That’s all. Win.

k goodnight

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   horsebites said 2 months ago

   Pee and chocolate cake. YUM!

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   jordanandree said 2 months ago

   amazing story. does it taste like chocolate cake as well? or pee?

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   Jon Kruse said 2 months ago

   Don’t eat your phone, even though it smells delicious.

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   FunForAllKids said 2 months ago

   clever thinking, I’d never try it but thats rad.

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   ithew said 2 months ago

   does your oven smell like warm pee pee?

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   jaynajaynajayna said 2 months ago

   I cleaned it you retards

   my oven smells like double fudge cake and oven smell

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   heythequickness said 2 months ago

   You reached into a piss filled toilet to grab your phone?

   That’s hot.

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   image620 said 2 months ago

   thats the funniest story I’ve heard in a while. lol
   Its a good thing you didnt put it in the microwave or this might have happened.
   

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   jaynajaynajayna said 2 months ago

   It was my own pee so it’s not weird. Everyone has had their own pee on them at least a few times in their lives!

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    heythequickness said 2 months ago

    I pee in the shower so my feet are always swimming in my own piss.

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    Jon Kruse said 2 months ago

    image620 said: thats the funniest story I’ve heard in a while. lol Its a good thing you didnt put it in the microwave or this might have happened.

    sweet

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    Elks said 2 months ago

    I’ll try that next time my phone’s bein a bitch.

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    jimiyo said 2 months ago

    "After that it turned on but did crazy things by itself and called my ex boyfriend at 2 in the morning, etc."

    You know there is a time limitation on getting guilt free ex sex, so make sure you hit that shit before times up.

    Unless the Ex-S.O. has significantly lower self esteem, then they can be used for a longer duration, but still most people buck up after a while.

    The best advantage being, without commitment, the ex-couple can now free to be as freaky as they want, let the inhibitions free... very similar to day of break up sex.

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    jaynajaynajayna said 2 months ago

    jimiyo said: "After that it turned on but did crazy things by itself and called my ex boyfriend at 2 in the morning, etc." You know there is a time limitation on getting guilt free ex sex, so make sure you hit that shit before times up. Unless the Ex-S.O. has significantly lower self esteem, then they can be used for a longer duration, but still most people buck up after a while. The best advantage being, without commitment, the ex-couple can now free to be as freaky as they want, let the inhibitions free... very similar to day of break up sex.

    unless you have already tried that out and they are incapable of having emotionless ex sex with you and it totally ruins your day because they flip out afterward (even though it was awesome)

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    horsebites said 2 months ago

    jaynajaynajayna said: It was my own pee so it’s not weird. Everyone has had their own pee on them at least a few times in their lives!

    Lives? Try a day!

    water sports.

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    jimiyo said 2 months ago

    jaynajaynajayna said:

    jimiyo said: "After that it turned on but did crazy things by itself and called my ex boyfriend at 2 in the morning, etc." You know there is a time limitation on getting guilt free ex sex, so make sure you hit that shit before times up. Unless the Ex-S.O. has significantly lower self esteem, then they can be used for a longer duration, but still most people buck up after a while. The best advantage being, without commitment, the ex-couple can now free to be as freaky as they want, let the inhibitions free... very similar to day of break up sex.

    unless you have already tried that out and they are incapable of having emotionless ex sex with you and it totally ruins your day because they flip out afterward (even though it was awesome)

    well, i admit, i just copy pasted, im waiting til marriage to my dingus in a pachingo. i cant wait. i bet it will be neat.

    actually ive never used an ex for sex, although one time, there as an instance with a feather duster, but that was very boring for me.

    horsebites said:

    jaynajaynajayna said: It was my own pee so it’s not weird. Everyone has had their own pee on them at least a few times in their lives!

    Lives? Try a day!

    water sports.

    everyone i know who has participated in water sports say that it was very boring as well. not recommended. they couldnt even tell the story in a funny way. it always comes out like, yeah i tried that, didnt do anything for me. weird silence.

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    Cole said 2 months ago

    wait so tats why i got a call at 2am?

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    ez-kun said 2 months ago

    HAHA! epic thread!
    Jayna, i’ll tell the guys that work phone-service what’s the solution to all the problems:)

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    Robmcbride said 2 months ago

    Pee-As-You-Go phone.

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