When I was a teenager the only place that was open past 9 was this doghnut place called Rolling Pin. So I was there one night with some friends and a car drives by and we can see that there’s a bunch of kids in the car starring at us and laughing. We all look at each other and wonder what the hell just happened. Then we notice this huge milk splatter. The little jerks had thrown a milk carton at us but it went right through the middle of all of us. When didn’t even have a drop on us.
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inspired by this post
http://www.emptees.com/posts/8003-attacked
15 Comments
heavyprints said 2 months ago
One time I climbed into a cage with an angry man and he punched me in the face several times.
Inspired by the fact that so far today noones attack posts have involved attacking.
I had someone throw an empty yoohoo bottle at me when I was mowing my yard once. Luckily they missed.
a killer wombat said 2 months ago
I almost attacked someone today, my sister and I were pulling out of the parking lot by the bank (in separate cars) and this d-bag pulls up right behind my sister at the exit yelling at her, cursing, acting all tough shit... my sister is like 5'4" 110 lbs... all because he wanted to get out of the parking lot faster. So when I looked back and saw him getting out of his car to yell at her face to face I got out of my car and walked back towards him. He yelled, "you dumb bitch" and I responded with a "get the f*ck back in your car". He did, it was pretty bad ass. And of course after I got out of the car and it just wasnt some defenseless girl he was all, "sorry bro, I didnt know, blah blah blah"
But seriously, he got this pissed off because he had to wait for my sister to back out so he could then back out. Such a joke. She even had the ride away because she started backing out first, god I hate people sometimes.
FunForAllKids said 2 months ago
one time we threw a del taco burrito at some kids smoking weed yelling shit at us in a friends backyard and then we threw an egg at them(which exploded on one kids ass), then we threw a water bottle full of piss. the end.
mitchbones said 2 months ago
It reminds me of the time one of my friends house got egged, and he charged their car and punched a huge dent in the back of it. Hes like the fucking hulk. I hate cowards.
The last week I had some fucking person text me all sorts of shit, and was too cowardly to say who they were. I would kick their ass but they apologized and its a 500mi drive.
Hands On Clothing said 2 months ago
Two weeks ago some kid I knew back from school kept being a dick every day, we went the supermarket at like 1am and he’d be there in a mates car ready to race others, he kept hurling abuse at us every day, (I gave him 4 chances) and all I could think of is how he was bullied at school etc etc.. On the 4th day in the row of me seeing him we were at a traffic light and he chucked a bottle at my car, so I put it in reverse and went back into him.. I think he then realised I wasn’t going to take his shit, straight after that I went to his house, put my car on his drive with the headlights blasting into the front room and sounded the horn for one minute. I saw his mates car later that night at a kebab shop, and he was inside so I got out of the car and walked over to them, but the time I got there, they had drove off. Totallly unfair,
Hands On Clothing said 2 months ago
also when I was 16, I went to a billy talent gig where some kids threw yoghurt on 2 girls I was with, there was about 5 of them, once I get angry, I just get so adreneline pumped I give up caring. All I did is have a masive go at them as none of them would admit to it.
My dad was in a museum last week(I mean he’s 51) and four 14 year olds had a good old laugh about chucking some gum at his head, it really pisses me off what people have to do for fun!
Jon Kruse said 2 months ago
At a brand new concert some dude was drunk and trying to fight a kid half his size. I stepped in the middle, and was really close to fighting this dude. I think that’s the closest I’ve been to a fight in real life... I usually just box my mates for fun.
Hands On Clothing said 2 months ago
that story reminds me of this;
Ameeee said 2 months ago
The title of this thread cracks me up. I keep wishing it’s some made for television movie, and some washed up child star is playing the role of Jonathon Kruse.
captiveclothing said 2 months ago
Once in high school, i flipped the light off on a kid who was taking a piss. He pissed on himself, so he came out of the bathroom asking who turned the lights off and some freshmen ratted me out. He punched me in the head a few times, I deserved it.
Robmcbride said 2 months ago
Is it really that difficult to urinate ahead of your jeans?
RustyEight said 2 months ago
I was a victim of a city park drive by... instead of guns it was water balloons.
Johnny D said 2 months ago
I am not really sure if I am being mocked or not...
illdthedj said 2 months ago
im a ravey-rave dj, and one night i was djing at an "underground" party, which we call renegades, that was located in a broken-into warehouse in the industrial area of east oakland, california. in case you dont know this area is extremely fucking ghetto, like, gunshots down the street every night ghetto. i used to live in west oakland, which is not as ghetto but me and my roommates were definently the only white people for miles. why? because rent was cheap, and college was expensive. why throw an illegal party in the fucking ghetto? because permits for permitted venues are expensive. abandoned warehouses are free.
the party was fun until around 4 am, when a group of thug-gangsters broke into the front of the warehouse and started beating up the guy watching the front door with the cashbox (i think they were charging 5 bux a head). I ran over to the 4 thugs and rammed into one of them pushing him into two of the others. it was really dark, and i ended up getting sucker punched from the side by one of them. i had a black eye, but they ran away and didnt get the cash. i was really glad they did, because i would be scared to fight them, not because im scared to fight (i was def. bigger than all of them, im 6'3 and 230 pounds), but its a really good chance one of them had a gun, or had a gun in the car, or had a homeboy close by with a gun. thats when we decided to end the party and get the fuck out of there, else they might come back with more thugs and/or guns.
thats the first time ive ever had a black eye, and thats the last time i djed in east oakland.
dcastle8183 said 2 months ago
Great posts, I was attacked at around 18 by what I thought was a big burly female mental patient. We had been out drinking and stopped by a Mapco to pee behind the building and felt the need to puke.
When I looked up I saw this shadowy figure coming from around the corner. I kind of nodded at her then turned to walk away when she got me in a bear bug and wrestled me to the ground.
I was so caught off guard that I was frozen. I don’t know why now but I didn’t fight back, I guess I was to startled and drunk but I managed to drag myself and her around the corner where some buddies of mine were sitting in the car.
They saw me and started pointing and laughing. When they saw by the look on my face this was no joke they came got me and beat up the lady. It took my buddy john to, what sounded like her hand breaking to unclench it from my jacket. I kicked her and we ran, hopped in teh car and jetted! It was CRAZY!