godmachine - Az' avatar

Happy Birthday SHANTZ

posted 2 months ago by godmachine

My mate Shantz is 25 today and he is one of my all time fav' artists. I like to lick his scalp and let him suck my titties...as if he were my own offspring.

congrats twat features!

40 Comments

  1. Joey - Joey Gordon avatar

    Joey said 2 months ago

    whoa no way! high spirits! happy birthday!

  2. godmachine - Az' avatar

    godmachine said 2 months ago

    whoa- im all alone in this room joey.

  3. Hays - Chris  avatar

    Hays said 2 months ago

    PAR-TAY

  4. Joey - Joey Gordon avatar

    Joey said 2 months ago

    i keep going in there and you dont talk! i’ll hit it up after lunch!

  5. corefolio - Andrea avatar

    corefolio said 2 months ago

    25?!?

  6. MICHAEL SHANTZ - MICHAEL SHANTZ avatar

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said 2 months ago

    YAYYYYY!!!!!!!

  7. heroes - rich avatar

    heroes said 2 months ago

    hip hip hHOOORAYYY

  8. MICHAEL SHANTZ - MICHAEL SHANTZ avatar

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said 2 months ago

    i plan on drinking white russians all day and going bowling later...oh and me and some mates are all gonna dress like big labowsky characters :)

  9. Callum_Green - Callum Green avatar

    Callum_Green said 2 months ago

    what comes before part b?...

    PARTAYYY :).
    Happy birthday man.

  10. LitoQ - Q avatar

    LitoQ said 2 months ago

    HAPPY BARFDAY!

  11. Callum_Green - Callum Green avatar

    Callum_Green said 2 months ago

    corefolio said: 25?!?

    i know, shantz looks about..
    16?

    ;)

  12. Cole - Cole Blotcky avatar

    Cole said 2 months ago

    happy birthday sweetheart. smoke a fat one for me.

  13. a killer wombat - bailey avatar

    a killer wombat said 2 months ago

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said: i plan on drinking white russians all day and going bowling later...oh and me and some mates are all gonna dress like big labowsky characters :)

    hahaha... so much fun. They have a big labowlsky night at our bowling alley. A ton of fun. Happy b-day

  14. downrodeo - alanbernard avatar

    downrodeo said 2 months ago

    Happy Birthday, dude. Have fun man. ;)

  15. justinryan - justin avatar

    justinryan said 2 months ago

    happy birthday dude

  16. MICHAEL SHANTZ - MICHAEL SHANTZ avatar

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said 2 months ago

    Cole said: happy birthday sweetheart. smoke a fat one for me.

    hahah will do cutiepants

    Callum_Green said:
    corefolio said: 25?!?

    i know, shantz looks about..
    16?

    ;)

    corefolio said: 25?!?

    HAHAHAH YA RIGHT !!!! 16?! no way

  17. jordolio - Jordan avatar

    jordolio said 2 months ago

    merry shantz-mas.....happy shan-aka

  18. heavyprints - Nick avatar

    heavyprints said 2 months ago

    Happy Birthday!

    I don’t really have anything witty to say about it, but you are a sexy sexy man.

  19. discordantart - Chad Lenjer avatar

    discordantart said 2 months ago

    hails!

  20. mitchbones - Mitchell avatar

    mitchbones said 2 months ago

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said: i plan on drinking white russians all day and going bowling later...oh and me and some mates are all gonna dress like big labowsky characters :)

    Your offically my hero

  21. gaunty - Colin Gauntlett avatar

    gaunty said 2 months ago

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said: i plan on drinking white russians all day and going bowling later...oh and me and some mates are all gonna dress like big labowsky characters :)

    I wanna see fotos when you revive yourself tomora

  22. MICHAEL SHANTZ - MICHAEL SHANTZ avatar

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said 2 months ago

    i love how the whole shantz is sexy thing is spreading like herpies

  23. Hays - Chris  avatar

    Hays said 2 months ago

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said: i love how the whole shantz is sexy thing is spreading like herpies

    When you coming UK dude !

  24. MICHAEL SHANTZ - MICHAEL SHANTZ avatar

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said 2 months ago

    IF my visa is a go then the end of october me and linds ( the mrs) are moving to sheffield. wanna go find us a place? lol otherwise im living at olis moms

  25. chelles - Michelle avatar

    chelles said 2 months ago

    happy birthday.

  26. skullface - Jessica avatar

    skullface said 2 months ago

    happy birthday!

  27. Hays - Chris  avatar

    Hays said 2 months ago

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said: IF my visa is a go then the end of october me and linds ( the mrs) are moving to sheffield. wanna go find us a place? lol otherwise im living at olis moms

    Ahaha sheffield not a bad little place. I dont live up that way i live more london way but been there many of times. im sure theres loads of places to rent at the moment but living with olis moms sounds cool

  28. quakerninja - Newman avatar

    quakerninja said 2 months ago

    Happy Birthday. Reminder the wang falls off at 28 so enjoy it while you still can.

  29. JeffK - Jeff Kardos avatar

    JeffK said 2 months ago

    happy birthday shantz!!!

  30. skull with hair - skull with hair avatar

    skull with hair said 2 months ago

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHER FUCKER!!!

  31. LaurieShipley - Laurie Shipley avatar

    LaurieShipley said 2 months ago

    Yes, Happy Birthday muther fucker!

  32. Ameeee - Amy Brown avatar

    Ameeee said 2 months ago

    skull with hair said: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHER FUCKER!!!
  33. t.rupp - T.Rupp avatar

    t.rupp said 2 months ago

    hb
    hb

  34. Survival - Fil avatar

    Survival said 2 months ago

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said: i plan on drinking white russians all day and going bowling later...oh and me and some mates are all gonna dress like big labowsky characters :)

    ahhaah awesome! happy birthday man!

  35. edgillustrator - edgil avatar

    edgillustrator said 2 months ago

    happy birthday bad boy

  36. darenisdopeee - daren avatar

    darenisdopeee said 2 months ago

    happy birthday

  37. derekdeal - Derek Deal avatar

    derekdeal said 2 months ago

    get wasted!!!!

  38. MezXXX - MezXXX avatar

    MezXXX said 2 months ago

    happy birthday man!

  39. Kevvbo - Kevin Hartranft avatar

    Kevvbo said 2 months ago

    Happy Birthday man!!!

  40. MICHAEL SHANTZ - MICHAEL SHANTZ avatar

    MICHAEL SHANTZ said 2 months ago

    we hawiian hotboxed the bathroom !!! and i have cornrows !!! BEDTIME !!! tattoo time in the am

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