i got a disturbing the peace ticket hahaha

i peed all over my tires and a cop OUT OF NOWHERE pulled up

hahaha it was a girl cop and a dude cop and the dude cop just laughed the whole time while the women cop was yelling at me. i was holding back laughs the whole time

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   xDerekx said about 1 month ago

   haha

2. 

   explodingtoes said about 1 month ago

   so why were you urinating on you OWN tires?

3. 

   levi! said about 1 month ago

   explodingtoes said: so why were you urinating on you OWN tires?

   just got out of the sushi bar, and it was like 4 in the morning (we hung out for awhile) and everybody left and me and the girls were the last ones, and i had the only car in sight. seriously....nobody around. this cop pulled out of an bush or something haha. it came from nowhere

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   darenisdopeee said about 1 month ago

   how much was the ticket for?

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   levi! said about 1 month ago

   darenisdopeee said: how much was the ticket for?

   164.00 not bad
   but the dude quietly told me that i can get it dismissed super easy. just say it wasnt me

   he said he didnt see me do it

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   darenisdopeee said about 1 month ago

   hahaha so the guy was cool and the girl was a bitch
   oh and your shirt is packaged btw

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   downrodeo said about 1 month ago

   darenisdopeee said: hahaha so the guy was cool and the girl was a bitch oh and your shirt is packaged btw

   was the lady cop hot? I think she sooo wanted you, dude. ;)

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   levi! said about 1 month ago

   downrodeo said:

   darenisdopeee said: hahaha so the guy was cool and the girl was a bitch oh and your shirt is packaged btw

   she was a major bitch!! ha yours is on the way homie

   was the lady cop hot? I think she sooo wanted you, dude. ;)

   i wish dude! she was kinda cute. i mean, i would.

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   downrodeo said about 1 month ago

   levi! said:

   downrodeo said:

   darenisdopeee said: hahaha so the guy was cool and the girl was a bitch oh and your shirt is packaged btw

   she was a major bitch!! ha yours is on the way homie

   was the lady cop hot? I think she sooo wanted you, dude. ;)

   i wish dude! she was kinda cute. i mean, i would.

   damn... she has handcuffs and all those other fancy stuff that’ll do so good in bed... did you get her number?

   damn, for some reason this gave me a dang good idea for a tee... thanks levi.

10. 

    levi! said about 1 month ago

    hahaha well if you make the design, i want one

    and dude. not you got me all pissed that i didnt get her number!!

11. 

    downrodeo said about 1 month ago

    levi! said: hahaha well if you make the design, i want one and dude. not you got me all pissed that i didnt get her number!!

    sorry man, just that it’s not everyday that you’d get the opportunity to have rough sex with a cute copper... oh well, maybe you should go down to the station and call her out dude. hehe.

    p.s.- I’ll show it to you when I’m done sometime next week. :)

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    levi! said about 1 month ago

    haha yesssss

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