I got an email that said
"2. Volunteer to Get Upgraded First!
Pshaw. That whole upgrade plan sounds like a hell-hole death-march of
busywork and problems, problems, problems. Havent we ever heard of "If
it aint broke, dont fix it?" I only know one thing, and thats that
no good can come of this.
If youve got a suicidal bent, and can easily be bought because you have
no principals, weve got an offer for you here:
https://panel.dreamhost.com/?tree=billing.accounts
If you actually VOLUNTEER to be one of the first moved to the new system
your account will be "upgraded" to unlimited disk and bandwidth, forever.
Of course, its not like youll use it, and its of course subject to our
"unlimited" policy. If you do decide to do it, youd be a damn fool to
not read the caveats listed there and *follow them*.
Damned fool if you do, gonna get moved eventually anyway if you dont."
I decided to go for it and it said this
"! Success!
Okay, youve now got unlimited disk and bandwidth quotas for this account!
And ha.. guess what? Your account was already on the new system! So, thats it.. youre done, nothing more to worry about!
The Happy DreamHost Account Upgrading Robot!"
So now I have unlimited bandwidth. Cool.
2 Comments
Terror said about 1 month ago
i only opened this because the title stated "badwidth"
hahah these sites suck.
Jon Kruse said about 1 month ago
or my spelling sucks.