Jon Kruse - Jonathan Kruse avatar

I have unlimited bandwidth on dreamhost

posted about 1 month ago by Jon Kruse

I got an email that said

"2. Volunteer to Get Upgraded First!

Pshaw. That whole upgrade plan sounds like a hell-hole death-march of
busywork and problems, problems, problems. Haven’t we ever heard of "If
it ain’t broke, don’t fix it?" I only know one thing, and that’s that
no good can come of this.

If you’ve got a suicidal bent, and can easily be bought because you have
no principals, we’ve got an offer for you here:

https://panel.dreamhost.com/?tree=billing.accounts

If you actually VOLUNTEER to be one of the first moved to the new system
your account will be "upgraded" to unlimited disk and bandwidth, forever.
Of course, it’s not like you’ll use it, and it’s of course subject to our
"unlimited" policy. If you do decide to do it, you’d be a damn fool to
not read the caveats listed there and *follow them*.

Damned fool if you do, gonna get moved eventually anyway if you don’t."

I decided to go for it and it said this

"! Success!
Okay, you’ve now got unlimited disk and bandwidth quotas for this account!

And ha.. guess what? Your account was already on the new system! So, that’s it.. you’re done, nothing more to worry about!

The Happy DreamHost Account Upgrading Robot!"

So now I have unlimited bandwidth. Cool.

2 Comments

  1. Terror - Ethan Melazzo avatar

    Terror said about 1 month ago

    i only opened this because the title stated "badwidth"

    hahah these sites suck.

  2. Jon Kruse - Jonathan Kruse avatar

    Jon Kruse said about 1 month ago

    Terror said: i only opened this because the title stated "badwidth" hahah these sites suck.

    or my spelling sucks.

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