awful picture. stache finally started coming in with the beard this past year, so glad it did, i always felt weird without it for the years up till that point.
oh and again really bad picture, i apologize;
lounge status beard action
this thread rules.
a buddy of mine, and i are having a wager to see who can get the grizzliest by the end of winter. no trimming eeeek
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You are the COOOOOOOOOOOOOLEST!!
How did you do that so quick!?!?!?!
My boner stabbed me in the eye! I want that tattooed on my face!
I think fuzzy ink is gonna be using this thread as inspiration for a new tee or two... some awesome taches here... I have chinese heritage, so forget about seeing much of my facial hair here... :(
i just shaved today! but even if i didnt i couldnt compete with some of these monsters. i like the idea that with a full beard you could stand on your head and no one would realize youre upside down. amazing...
134 Comments
Joey said about 1 month ago
horsebites is going to murder this thread with his stache
DrewGliever said about 1 month ago
hahaha a frenden clone!
heavyprints said about 1 month ago
Yes!
godmachine said about 1 month ago
whoa- yr beards coming on strong!
Joey said about 1 month ago
wax is involved!
also godmachine should murder this thread with his beard!
JeffK said about 1 month ago
i wish i could grow facial hair =[
godmachine said about 1 month ago
this is a mans thread. Kevin will slay with his abe.
RustyEight said about 1 month ago
My beard cant shake a stick at some of the monstrous manes that will grace this thread:
DrewGliever said about 1 month ago
you remind me of my friend cam:
Matthew88 said about 1 month ago
Godmachine has this won by a million miles if he posts.
Honestly...its something else.
heavyprints said about 1 month ago
Its not a contest. It is a place of appreciation.
Temple of Beard.
discordantart said about 1 month ago
awful picture. stache finally started coming in with the beard this past year, so glad it did, i always felt weird without it for the years up till that point.
oh and again really bad picture, i apologize;
lounge status beard action
this thread rules.
a buddy of mine, and i are having a wager to see who can get the grizzliest by the end of winter. no trimming eeeek
heavyprints said about 1 month ago
Yes!
Be sure to post your progress. I will be doing so.
horsebites said about 1 month ago
iamjbodz said about 1 month ago
RustyEight said about 1 month ago
AHHHHH!!!!
Killer Napkins said about 1 month ago
fire
heavyprints said about 1 month ago
!!!!
Joey said about 1 month ago
that is what dreams are made of
heavyprints said about 1 month ago
This is the best thread I ever made.
alexcampbellart said about 1 month ago
Horsebites pwns. I wish I could grow facial hair. :[
Killer Napkins said about 1 month ago
agreed... man if i coudl grow a ferocious stache.. you know id be doing the stache to sideburns... i wouldnt be able to resist
iamjbodz said about 1 month ago
so jealous
Cole said about 1 month ago
godmachine said about 1 month ago
"bring me the printer named cole...the one born of win"
Eternyl said about 1 month ago
holy crap ...Bill the Butcher!
derekdeal said about 1 month ago
horsebites said about 1 month ago
holy crap! Youre right! That caterpillar rules!!!
Ameeee said about 1 month ago
Pearls To Pigs said about 1 month ago
starter stache:
ill post progress.
heavyprints said about 1 month ago
I expect much from this stache.
MICHAEL SHANTZ said about 1 month ago
dcbeatty said about 1 month ago
Lame, because of UIL rules, Im not allowed to grow a real beard, but you can see 2 days' growth here:

anthonyBEARryan said about 1 month ago
dustinnance said about 1 month ago
FuzzyInk said about 1 month ago
This is by far the best thread ever posted! This is also where I direct everyone to where they can get Stachetastic.
fiftyeights said about 1 month ago
mine is totally gone after this morning when i was bored in the shower. ahaha.
Terror said about 1 month ago
NO WAY
DrewGliever said about 1 month ago
EPIC BEARD WIN.
captiveclothing said about 1 month ago
davidaronhopper said about 1 month ago
or if I feel like being crazy...
Killer Napkins said about 1 month ago
i never realize how many artists have exquisite facial hair
Joey said about 1 month ago
your glasses perfectly match your facial hair
heavyprints said about 1 month ago
Which is to say they both convey the message: Badass
jelly said about 1 month ago
Take Notes
DrewGliever said about 1 month ago
epic beard win #2
horsebites said about 1 month ago
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You are the COOOOOOOOOOOOOLEST!!
How did you do that so quick!?!?!?!
My boner stabbed me in the eye! I want that tattooed on my face!
Gozz said about 1 month ago
Oh hai

downrodeo said about 1 month ago
I think fuzzy ink is gonna be using this thread as inspiration for a new tee or two... some awesome taches here... I have chinese heritage, so forget about seeing much of my facial hair here... :(
derekdeal said about 1 month ago
yeah dude, target has pretty sweet shades
jaynajaynajayna said about 1 month ago
best thread ever
mattFOO said about 1 month ago
meh...this is like a year ago...
I cant grow much but i keep waht i do shaved..
"Crazy" Mike said about 1 month ago
Im half Chinese and I got facial hair . . . its just not as epic as the guys on here . . .
Robmcbride said about 1 month ago
Horsebites has THE COOLEST moustache. Man, I wish I could grow facial hair like that.
Some major beardage going on in here, Im proud. Id love to have a ridiculous beard, but alas.. Im too much of a girl boy to have real facial hair.
Stupid hormones. Or lack of even..
corefolio said about 1 month ago
some kilograms ago...
mitchbones said about 1 month ago
I shaved my beard before I saw this topic D: D: D:
hunty said about 1 month ago
I have no ability to grow facial hair. I am thirty-three years of age.
I am also sadder and more jealous now than at anytime of this morning having seen the frankly wonderful delights of the chin displayed in this thread.
I am broken.
godmachine said about 1 month ago
this has 3 inches missing (had to tame it down for the wedding haha)
heavyprints said about 1 month ago
I am considering locking comments because you just annihilated all.
I bow to the glory that is your beard.
horsebites said about 1 month ago
Dude, you are my hero! I cant grow a beard at all. And I mean AT ALL. Youre such a mystery.
mitchbones said about 1 month ago
Dad?
ghostforhire said about 1 month ago
godmachine FTW!
dcastle8183 said about 1 month ago
Im with you... I must be part american indian. My facial hair is pretty much non existent!
dcastle8183 said about 1 month ago
BAD ASS~!!!
FRENDEN said about 1 month ago
Im in a rebuilding phase. My wife implored that I shave it off a few months ago.
bridawson said about 1 month ago
I certainly hope all of you will be participating in http://www.novembeard.com/
RustyEight said about 1 month ago
I am so proud of everyone in this thread.
easyonthecut said about 1 month ago
thats what it used to look like before i shaved yesterday:
thats what it looks like now
hunty said about 1 month ago
Im off to shave my head and to glue the remnants of my crop to my face...
Kevin Doom said about 1 month ago
I just trimmed my beard. I wish I knew this thread was going to happen. I now feel less of a man...

RustyEight said about 1 month ago
Awww its a baby abe
Kevin Doom said about 1 month ago
Holy shit that is amazing!
Joey said about 1 month ago
flip the picture!
Kevin Doom said about 1 month ago
No!
Joey said about 1 month ago
thats not what you fucking look like! its weird!
TERMINUS TEES said about 1 month ago
When i moved to the south from NY.. haha got all southern for this picture
AYYOGOLDSTEIN said about 1 month ago
Rocking my zardcore hat while out on a video shoot for school
working on the mustache.
LitoQ said about 1 month ago
mbradyclark said about 1 month ago
got some good growth
corefolio said about 1 month ago
miiiinchia!
godmachine said about 1 month ago
la ringrazio fratello. avete una buona anche la barba.
quakerninja said about 1 month ago
I dont have one cuz of work so I did some God machine fan art instead.
Sorry I went overboard on the teeth.
ez-kun said about 1 month ago
ha! coolness
integralApparel said about 1 month ago
I keep it Suge Knight like!

skullface said about 1 month ago
heavyprints said about 1 month ago
You look like Ice Cube in that pic. Haha. Win!
explodingtoes said about 1 month ago
adam...from mythbusters...is that you?
Survival said about 1 month ago
ahahhahahaaaamaazinngg!!!
volatile v said about 1 month ago
dude you look like travis pastrana
captiveclothing said about 1 month ago
I have beard envy. HAHA
integralApparel said about 1 month ago
Heavy you got jokes! Yea a lot of people say Ice Cube man!
Josh | Diamond Diet said about 1 month ago
I just frantically looked for my cell phone... and its across the room... Ill post my half-beard later... keep this damn thread alive.
tylerd1143 said about 1 month ago
This was a couple months ago. Im regrowing it this month for my Halloween costume...
Darian-Hartwell said about 1 month ago
ummmm.
so...there are some hot guys here...
disregard that.
corefolio said about 1 month ago
bacio le mani... ahahahah!
Etiquette Empire said about 1 month ago
Dang dude, you guys are all winners, I grow freakin patches! :(
Cole said about 1 month ago
yea people say i have a keanu reeves beard. who carrrres.
integralApparel said about 1 month ago
LMAO..just spit out my AZ ice tea with that!
Kevin Doom said about 1 month ago
I dont know what that means, but his last name is almost "Pastrami", so Im completely OK with the comparison.
volatile v said about 1 month ago
five minutes later

heavyprints said about 1 month ago
This man has no beard. I do not approve.
ez-kun said about 1 month ago
you bad ass. you need reply my email:)
integralApparel said about 1 month ago
Yo man, didnt get an email! Hit me up @ Rashaun@integralapparel.com
heavyprints said about 1 month ago
Moar Beard!
Acid said about 1 month ago
Ill post mine when my patches actually meet up.
nate gonz said about 1 month ago
i used to rock some serious sideburns lol
collisiontheory said about 1 month ago
Chapter12 said about 1 month ago
Thats 4 days(ish)
mitchbones said about 1 month ago
justgeoff said about 1 month ago
I literally cannot grow a beard. The only hair that ever comes in is for a mustache and goatee. Im so ashamed of my life.
quakerninja said about 1 month ago
Heres one from a few years ago. and yes I was more baked than a potato.
jaynajaynajayna said about 1 month ago
Then grow a mustache, stupid.
Cole said about 1 month ago
Incarnadine said about 1 month ago
I want a moustache just like coles. Im 19 and I cant even grow that! Maybe some day.
Mattateu said about 1 month ago
Cole said about 1 month ago
im 17. i started growing it when i was 12. good genes.
hideouscarwreck said about 1 month ago
Killer Napkins said about 1 month ago
im really really trying to grow out my mustache now...
There is a Stache Bash 08' happening in STL
I will be there..
http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/StacheBash.aspx
jublin said about 1 month ago
i just shaved today! but even if i didnt i couldnt compete with some of these monsters. i like the idea that with a full beard you could stand on your head and no one would realize youre upside down. amazing...
heavyprints said about 1 month ago
You guys are a bunch of badasses. I am proud to be a part of this community.
kyleisez said 29 days ago
this is what has been called
"facial hair like a rapist"
MICHAEL SHANTZ said 29 days ago
GARRET
MICHAEL SHANTZ said 29 days ago
YINYANG TWIN !!!
edgillustrator said 27 days ago
shantz, that jacket is soo good!
veronica took a photo if me while i wasnt looking, my progress:
..its actually pen
heavyprints said 27 days ago
Haha. I maintain that this thread is amazing. I will post some beard progress soon.
edgillustrator said 26 days ago
oh my goodness ... you are a god!
aleph13 said 26 days ago
This is as good as it gets - laser hair removal for the rest of the face and neck means I only have to shave once a month. Love it!
jimiyo said 26 days ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
collisiontheory said 26 days ago
so so good!!! wish i could grow a beard. i couldnt even grow a stache.
molasses4masses said 26 days ago
Going on about 9 days. The other facial hair will be shaved tomorrow night. Leaving only the 'stache.
mitchbones said 26 days ago
DrewGliever said 26 days ago
chrisrushing said 26 days ago
molasses4masses said 24 days ago
10 days! Not too bad.