Right now we’ve got:
Showing off the world’s best tee shirt designs.
Which is true, we are doing that, but we’d like to pick a random blurb each time.
So let’s hear it you clever, witty bunch. Submit your own home page blurb! Keep it clean and under 10 words.
No Wes Anderson movie quotes. You’re better than that.
Who’s talking?
stremph
Subata
ihearithurts
danny
tieg
robopop
henry
DB20seven
atslopes
ralphdagza
Nate
ryanmiller
Kevin
alexgoldstein
jared
stylemo
drewB
ben
jfinley
Chris Martin
Robt
rockbeatspaper
solomon71
ace
roblaliberte
peteorme
emosamurai
ceerius apparel
veebee
JamesandJoe
josh
burnsuburbia
Dimothy
iamdrawing
mitchbones
quixotic
heavyprints
sockmonkee
thebutcher
jimmyheartcore
DCAY
AYYOGOLDSTEIN
skull with hair
Time Without the E
derekdeal
sittingduck
seibei
justinryan
CMYK|BRAD
kyleisez
zreed
collisiontheory
nathanmack
herman
Pearls To Pigs
nate gonz
heroes
Trebor
ChadDoesDesign
LuckyStripes
Robert Ottinger
Birdie3431
ThinkBaker
LitoQ
tylerd1143
MEGAVORE
printolithic
{miles to go} 
joeROOSTER
njonas
matt
Davee Bee
Dave!PTS
gameyy
quakerninja
Jorgasm
Ben Danger
160 Comments
stremph said about 1 year ago
Show me your tee tee’s!
Subata said about 1 year ago
Transesophageal echocardiograms r us.
ihearithurts said about 1 year ago
Haha.. yes, we want people to come to Emptees, then to Google to find out wtf Transesophageal echocardiograms is, then back to Emptees for a good laugh.
Subata said about 1 year ago
Better:
Electromagnetic pulse transesophageal echocardiograms.
danny said about 1 year ago
Dishin the dirt, bout yo mamma’s tee shirt.
danny said about 1 year ago
Spreading Joy and Prosperi-tee
danny said about 1 year ago
Let’s see those pinkies, it’s tee time.
ihearithurts said about 1 year ago
Things are heating up!
Subata said about 1 year ago
Just like golf, minus the mulligans, putters and green fees. ... yeah this ones a stretch. Sorry.
ihearithurts said about 1 year ago
Uh…
tieg said about 1 year ago
Listing your tee shirt resume.
robopop said about 1 year ago
Tee and biscuits
henry said about 1 year ago
the eightees are dead.
DB20seven said about 1 year ago
“T-shirts don’t grow on trees. So get yours here.”
“To infini-tee, and beyond!”
”’Emptee’ your wallet here.”
Eh… That’s all I got. I’m bored… =]
atslopes said about 1 year ago
“I poured hot tea on your tee”
“Mr T wears Tees”
ralphdagza said about 1 year ago
This is my Tee, This is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun.
ralphdagza said about 1 year ago
S#!+ only 10 words..
ummmm
Emptees! Your future begins here.
ihearithurts said about 1 year ago
We just pushed a handful of them… check it out!
ralphdagza said about 1 year ago
“Q, R, S, M, Tees, U, V…”
“Join our Tee party”
“I can’t feel my Tees”
Nate said about 1 year ago
“Show me your design, don’t TEEs me.”
“Emptees: Its better than looking through your closet.”
“NASA ain’t got nothin’ on us.”
ralphdagza said about 1 year ago
“Rated Tee for everyone”
ryanmiller said about 1 year ago
“show me your tee tee’s” was very clever, haha. i like that one.
Kevin said about 1 year ago
“I pitee the fool” – Mr. Tee
Kevin said about 1 year ago
“Tees are the new T-Shirts”
Kevin said about 1 year ago
Tees…like Bees with less stingers.
alexgoldstein said about 1 year ago
“More tees, please!”
jared said about 1 year ago
gimme a chicken sandwich, and some waffle fries… FOR TEE! -isthatunforgivable.com
jared said about 1 year ago
Don’t tees me, bro!
stylemo said about 1 year ago
How ‘bout this one? “Get full with emptees.”
drewB said about 1 year ago
more ovalTEEn please! :)
jared said about 1 year ago
You can always shop on an emptee stomach.
DB20seven said about 1 year ago
On the one that says ‘Rated tee for everyone’, but the word tee in ’ ’ marks. So it says “Rated ‘tee’ for everyone”.
Kevin said about 1 year ago
Teehee
ben said about 1 year ago
i think a photo is worth a thousand words…
ryanmiller said about 1 year ago
ahahahha.. i saw that on digg
ihearithurts said about 1 year ago
Wow.. that’s pissed.
ben said about 1 year ago
idk howd you do it but ya know. adjust the height. transform. a little canvas re-sizing. but you can make it happen for the home page blurb cant you?
jfinley said about 1 year ago
HonesTee is the best policy.
Chris Martin said about 1 year ago
who gives a shirt?
alexgoldstein said about 1 year ago
“Emptees FTW”
Robt said about 1 year ago
“Great Design Welcoming Committee”
Subata said about 1 year ago
Clothing optional.
rockbeatspaper said about 1 year ago
Tees happen.
Tees, the new black.
Dressin’ everybody since back in the day.
Half emptee or half full?
DB20seven said about 1 year ago
Or how about…
‘The cup is always half Emptee.’
solomon71 said about 1 year ago
“Oh so Teelicious”
drewB said about 1 year ago
Throw some tees on it!
ben said about 1 year ago
tee-wees playhouse
Chris Martin said about 1 year ago
pants got nothing on us…..
ace said about 1 year ago
We’re cooool like ice-tee.
oh gawd, that’s horrible.
hahaha.
roblaliberte said about 1 year ago
No! Dont tees me. Emptees me!
peteorme said about 1 year ago
Sewing the tees of love!
emosamurai said about 1 year ago
Emptees: SFW.
Emptees is the new Threadless.
Show your tummy some love.
ihearithurts said about 1 year ago
More like “Threadless until proven innocent”. Just in case you’re confused
“Sewing the tees of love” is awesome.
emosamurai said about 1 year ago
1. The glass is always half-emptee.
2. Teetering on insanitee.
3. HTeeML
ceerius apparel said about 1 year ago
“ain’t nobody care about them bottoms anyway!”
“ensuring people keep staring at your chest.”
“exposing your vaniTEE.”
veebee said about 1 year ago
“Taking over the world.. one tee at a time.”
JamesandJoe said about 1 year ago
First impressions count.
More Tees than China.
Look F**king Hot!
josh said about 1 year ago
go fuck yourself, pants.
ihearithurts said about 1 year ago
hahaha
veebee said about 1 year ago
“Grab a tee and don’t sweater it.”
burnsuburbia said about 1 year ago
- tee & crumpets
- rupert, it’s tee time!
Dimothy said about 1 year ago
Insert your very own tee pun here.
(I’m still chuckling at ‘go fuck yourself, pants.’)
iamdrawing said about 1 year ago
“Because your life would be Emptees.”
“Emp my Tees.”
“Your closet will never be the same again.”
“We’re running on Emptees. Are you?”
Robt said about 1 year ago
Eat my shirts.
ryanmiller said about 1 year ago
hahahahaha, “go fuck yourself, pants” ahhaha
mitchbones said about 1 year ago
Got money in the bank? Cause Tee-pain wants to buy you a shirrrt
quixotic said about 1 year ago
“Go fuck yourself, pants” really needs to go up there. Or, if it’s too vulgar, you could make it “Go fornicate yourself, trousers”
heavyprints said about 1 year ago
It burns when I tee.
mitchbones said about 1 year ago
in the same theme as Quixotic “Pants suck. Tees Rule!”
“A Tee a day keeps the doctor away”
sockmonkee said about 1 year ago
hahaha @ heavyprints “it burns when i tee”
Robt said about 1 year ago
I want my emptee we (wee/ V / oui…)
thebutcher said about 1 year ago
Strip tees.
jimmyheartcore said about 1 year ago
Best one ever.
DCAY said about 1 year ago
Alrigh-Tee then!
AYYOGOLDSTEIN said about 1 year ago
“Dot your i’s and halftone your tees.”
FTW
skull with hair said about 1 year ago
Your source for Tee & A!!!
Time Without the E said about 1 year ago
I like to do Tee Bags
derekdeal said about 1 year ago
emptees your pants
its just a little tees
“KAAAAAAAAAAAAAN” – Captain James ‘Tee’ Kirk
“Fuck Da Police” – Ice ‘Tee’
sittingduck said about 1 year ago
“rock the fourtee ounce!”
“giving women a reason to stare at men’s chests”
“not just a pyramid of beer cans anymore!” ...(get it? emptees?)
“Cooler than neon hammer pants”
“no pun intended”
seibei said about 1 year ago
“don’t like it? OH YEAH? YOU’RE FAT!”
justinryan said about 1 year ago
haha just saw this. incredible.
drewB said about 1 year ago
I will reiterate my two:
“More OvalTEEn please!”
“Throw some tees on it!”
CMYK|BRAD said about 1 year ago
Tees me, Tees me, Tees me baby !
:P
kyleisez said about 1 year ago
emptee out your closet
runnin’ on emptee
zreed said about 1 year ago
Shirts R’ Us
collisiontheory said about 1 year ago
More skulls than ever!
AYYOGOLDSTEIN said 10 months ago
Home of the Emptees Squid!
nathanmack said 10 months ago
Tee-bag that ho.
herman said 10 months ago
TeeHee.
Pearls To Pigs said 10 months ago
oh man, i just saw this thread. i got some good laughs.
nate gonz said 10 months ago
Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Knees, Look at tee’s
heroes said 10 months ago
Roll up, Roll up the most TEE-lectrifying show in town
nathanmack said 10 months ago
Home of the irony.
heavyprints said 10 months ago
We’re the new teal.
jimmyheartcore said 10 months ago
Douches welcome. [But not douche bags!]
Trebor said 10 months ago
"poo, pee, tee"
ChadDoesDesign said 10 months ago
haha this one is almost as great as
LuckyStripes said 10 months ago
The Tee-Rex of Tees.
We Ain’t Teesin'.
You’ve Got Balls, We’ve Got Teesticles.
Robert Ottinger said 10 months ago
lol "it burns when i tee!" ...haha that one made me laugh!!
how about a chuck norris reference?
-Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
-Guns dont kill people, Chuck Norris wearing our tees does!
lol no?
Birdie3431 said 10 months ago
"milk milk lemonade around the corner is where the tees are made!"
"NEEDS MORE TEES!!!"
"Wear that tee, because there are kids in china who would love to cover up their hairy nipples"
"Ive got a FEVER, and the only prescription is MORE TEES!!!"
"TEE TEE TEE IT UP, ATL TEE IT UP"
"Were not a cult, just a disfuctional family... like the brady bunch"
"Been coverin up plain undershirts since 2007..?"
"Zipah TEE doodah"
"KIll your TEE vee"
"We watch TEEm America"
"Chuck Norris APPROVED"
"We can MulTEE-task"
i doubt you’ll actually use any of those... but i was bored.
heroes said 10 months ago
fuck sleeves
justinryan said 10 months ago
my tees. let me show u them.
Robert Ottinger said 10 months ago
ooooooooooo hehe he said "Chuck Norris APPROVED" ..i likey!
ThinkBaker said 10 months ago
"Today’s show is brought to you by the letter TEE."
ThinkBaker said 10 months ago
"I pit-TEE tha fool"
herman said 10 months ago
Home of Awesome Teesigners.
ThinkBaker said 10 months ago
"Tee-huggers unite."
derekdeal said 10 months ago
no pants required
LitoQ said 10 months ago
"arousing your curiousi-tee"
"feel free to suckle the tee-t"
"hey hey hey hey... post tees everyday"
Robert Ottinger said 10 months ago
wow. thats pretty darn amazing!
its got my vote.
tylerd1143 said 10 months ago
+1
MEGAVORE said 10 months ago
what else is there to do with a skull? come inside and see!
printolithic said 10 months ago
bunch’a slack jawed tees round these parts.
{miles to go} said 10 months ago
pissing on your proper-tee
joeROOSTER said 10 months ago
come get tee-bagged!
njonas said 10 months ago
hahaha!
home of the oc-tee-pus?
ThinkBaker said 10 months ago
"I lost my virginiTEE here"
matt said 10 months ago
shirt the front door
slash
shirt the eff up
Davee Bee said 10 months ago
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your tee
sittingduck said 10 months ago
"DOES THIS COME IN TEAL?"
Robert Ottinger said 10 months ago
"Clothing Optional"
Dave!PTS said 10 months ago
"Suckling at the power teet"
"Its Threadless, only without all the shitty manga & robot tees"
"I Tee’d my pants"
..thanks, i’ll be here all night.
gameyy said 10 months ago
Pimp my torso.
No shirt, no service.
Protecting vital organs in style.
Because no one wants to see your chest hair.
Beware the mustache man.
quakerninja said 10 months ago
Because the Bible told you so.
Because shirts can’t make themselves.
Looking goods important.
Tell us what you think, I dare ya.
Our sweatshops have air conditioning.
It’s Fontastic.
We Empteed the trash, so you don’t have to.
Coupons?
Now in plus sizes.
Kid tested, mother fucker.
Robert Ottinger said 10 months ago
Animal tested, Emptees approved!
Jorgasm said 10 months ago
Tees R Us! - LOL
Jorgasm said 10 months ago
Novel-TEE Central
ihearithurts said 10 months ago
Some really good new ones. Thanks guys!
Ben Danger said 9 months ago
{miles to go} said 9 months ago
calling out whack designers since 2007!
quakerninja said 9 months ago
emptees your wallet?
nate gonz said 9 months ago
Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Knees, Look at tee’s
edit: i know its a repost but i think its worthy
andrE w. said 7 months ago
WU TANG FOR LIFE!
Randomentity said 7 months ago
haha, it makes no sense, i love it.
andrE w. said 7 months ago
up from the 36 chambers!
ason unique, love wine n fine women, we singin on tour ohh baby we like TEE SHIRTS
maybe?
i think im tryin to hard, ill come back to this.
quakerninja said about 1 month ago
-Where tees are born.
4Sevens said about 1 month ago
More tee... less crumpets.
"Crazy" Mike said about 1 month ago
lol
Eternyl said about 1 month ago
such a travestee.
Tastes like chicken
vintage original-i-tee
making your closet seem empty
a tee-tilating adventure
tee-tering on the brink of something
tee-nkering with some creativitee
LitoQ said about 1 month ago
Insani-Tee?
Eternyl said about 1 month ago
Sweeet!.....
basil said about 1 month ago
Joey said about 1 month ago
"i hate basil...tees"
basil said about 1 month ago
...
BobbyMonstar said about 1 month ago
Serving Hot tee daily!
bandwagonmerch said about 1 month ago
Wit-tee
BuchananDesigns said about 1 month ago
tee-mocracy
Beautiful Republic said about 1 month ago
Have you had your Wheat-ees yet?
LitoQ said about 1 month ago
High Socie-Tee
Eternyl said about 1 month ago
tee-pee for my bunghole
fiftyeights said about 1 month ago
par-tee, hardy.
xxlucasmxx said about 1 month ago
"Blowing L’s on some TEES"
fiftyeights said about 1 month ago
holy shirt, its a tee-rex.
Simply Complicated said about 1 month ago
Watch your back, you might get tee-bagged
fiftyeights said about 1 month ago
i like crumpets with my tee
Killer Napkins said about 1 month ago
Pooptee Peuptee Pants!
kevin.s said about 1 month ago
stop watchin your tee-vs
were just a big tee-ase
pimpin your clothes since 07'
everybody put your hands up and show your tees
fiftyeights said about 1 month ago
wait.... what are pants?
integralApparel said about 1 month ago
I like tee eat eat eat apples and bananas
I like tee oot oot oot ooples and banonons
hideouscarwreck said about 1 month ago
lmao.