No lie, first thing I ever used the internet for was to print out Mortal Kombat cheat codes... yeah I said it. This was back in the days of AOL 1.0 and 2.0, ya know... <i> deeeeeeeeeeeeeeenerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr neeeenerrrrrrr neeeenerrrrrr werrrrweeeeeeee chsssssshhhhhhhhhhhhssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...</i> <spoiler>That's my impression of a dial up modem.</spoiler> Anyway I'm just curious Emptees, what's your first memory of the interwebz? 2009-11-07T12:24:53-05:00 105 2009-11-05T08:08:17-05:00 95481 false false 1498 1498 1 2009-11-07T16:34:53-05:00 1063 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3kyNGVK-hI seriously sick sht... 2009-10-13T17:52:16-04:00 0 2009-10-13T17:52:16-04:00 87951 false false 1498 1 2009-11-07T17:47:10-05:00 98 Hey Guys/Gals/Trolls with no discernible gender, Got another question for you... <b>I'm interested in finding out:</b> How many of you use Customer Satisfaction Surveys? <b>And:</b> Of those of you who do, which do you find is best? I'm currently checking out <a href="http://search.constantcontact.com/survey/index.jsp?utm_id=GOOSVY912001&cc=GOOSVY912001&cpao=111&cpca=Constant+Contact--Survey&cpag=Product&kw=survey+software&v=1">ConstantContact</a> as I know a few people who use them but I figured I'd toss the question out into the universe and see what came back... <i>Silly retarded .gif's and nonsensical responses are both welcomed and encouraged</i> Thanks in advance, <img src="http://assets0.emptees.com/images/heart.gif"><b>Q</b> 2009-10-12T15:12:38-04:00 4 2009-10-12T13:20:58-04:00 87451 false false 1498 1498 1 2009-11-06T18:35:57-05:00 169 <img src="http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Mario_Hates_Her.jpg"> ...that is all 2009-10-10T20:55:39-04:00 57 2008-08-28T00:47:06-04:00 6849 false false 10311 1498 1 2009-11-07T03:58:57-05:00 1095 just for funsies... some of your names have me stumped... break down the pronounciation of your user name and list one name youd like clarified... if you want to explain where the name comes from too that might be a bit more interesting.. I'll start <b>LitoQ</b> ( Lee-Toe-Cue ) <b>Explanation:</b> My family always called me Danielito growing up ( the spanish equivolent to Danny ) my nick name from middle school on was "Q" since most people have a hard time with my name. hence...LitoQ Im curious as to how <b><i>bluchez</b></i> is meant to be said... In my head it always ends up being "Blue Cheese" ( sorry no offense buddy! ) now you... 2009-09-21T23:40:48-04:00 91 2008-11-05T16:47:04-05:00 9933 false false 9543 1498 1 2009-11-07T09:21:18-05:00 1116 What's up guys? Quick question for ya as I'm not quite sure how I feel about this and I value your professional opinions... Ok... So, You have a design. You put it up for sale and someone expresses interest. They ask you to integrate their brand name in some way ( not a logo, just the brand name worked in to the design itself ) and ultimately purchase the design. Months and months go by and one day you get an email out of the blue from said client requesting the PRE-brand-name-integrated PSD file so they can sub the design to Threadless in hopes of winning some sort of profit back since they never did anything with it. How would <b><i>you</b></i> feel about this? 2009-09-10T15:49:35-04:00 16 2009-09-10T15:18:10-04:00 75731 false false 1498 1498 1 2009-11-07T15:11:00-05:00 260 This is now the OFFICIAL MYSPACE EXCHANGE Leave your personal and/or company myspace URL below... ill start it up: Personal: http://www.myspace.com/danielito_q Business: <a href="http://litoq.com">new one coming soon</a> get at me... 2009-07-11T13:53:06-04:00 160 2008-03-07T16:23:00-05:00 1751 false false 473 1498 1 2009-11-05T14:52:22-05:00 2312 <a href="http://www.designbyhumans.com/vote/detail/54246?page=1"><img src="http://i40.tinypic.com/214qkoj.jpg" /></a> Hey Guys! My good pal Dr.Finneus P. Fingerdoodle asked me ever so politely if I would put him up in the running over at <a href="http://www.designbyhumans.com">DesignByHumans.com</a>. He wants to see the world and has this crazy notion that he has a chance at going to print <i>BUT</i> he needs your help! Both he and I would be eternally grateful for <a href="http://www.designbyhumans.com/vote/detail/54246">your support</a>. < / shameless self promotion > <img src="http://assets1.emptees.com/images/heart.gif"> <b>Q</b> 2009-05-21T12:44:39-04:00 7 2009-05-19T12:38:31-04:00 30121 false false 1498 1498 2 2009-11-06T21:30:27-05:00 264 Hey guys, I've been working on my personal site for what seems to me like way too long and I've kinda hit a standstill. Skullface and Mr. Alexcampbellstomatosoup have already given me some great feedback, but I figured I'd throw myself to the wolves so to speak, as I know you guys will be brutally honest ( It's why I love ya ;) Nevermind the fact that I'm no web guru, just let me have it: what could I do better? What could I do without? What, in your opinion, am I missing? Got a funny poop or fart joke as well? lets hear it... The page isn't live yet but you can access it <a href="http://litoq.com/Q/">here</a>. Thanks in advance! I look forward to whatever you got for me ( twss ) <img src="http://assets1.emptees.com/images/heart.gif"><b>Q</b> 2009-05-15T18:50:35-04:00 36 2009-05-15T15:44:26-04:00 28781 false false 3643 1498 1 2009-11-06T21:49:42-05:00 428 <img src="http://i40.tinypic.com/hx14l1.jpg"> <b>VS.</b> <img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/5wa7ft.jpg"> Wifey and I have an ongoing debate. She can't stand pulp ( to the extent it makes her gag ) whereas I can't get enough ( you could peel an orange, give it a li'l squeeze and jam it in a cup mmmm ) What say you? 2009-05-15T18:28:41-04:00 69 2009-05-14T15:43:11-04:00 28421 false false 1498 1498 1 2009-11-07T06:59:50-05:00 666 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skCV2L0c6K0 2009-04-22T19:10:28-04:00 10 2009-02-18T19:16:08-05:00 14484 false false 2186 1498 1 2009-11-07T02:37:04-05:00 809 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYqM9-Fj0Pg 2009-04-20T18:59:15-04:00 7 2009-04-20T18:18:07-04:00 18991 false false 1404 1498 1 2009-11-07T12:34:53-05:00 258 I figured some of you gore freaks/intellectual types would get a kick out of this one... <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1594743347/ref=nosim/uncrate-20"><img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/s309d2.jpg" /></a> <b>Pride and Prejudice and Zombies</b> <i>Now this is what we call an upgrade. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1594743347/ref=nosim/uncrate-20">Pride and Prejudice and Zombies</a> ($10) includes the original text of Jane Austen's novel, spiced up with new portions featuring viloent, flesh-hungry zombie hordes. To compliment the new gore, the updated book also has 20 illustrations in the style of C. E. Brock, the original illustrator of Pride and Prejudice.</i> hmmm, might have to cop me a copy. 2009-04-14T14:00:35-04:00 10 2009-02-10T13:34:14-05:00 14108 false false 1404 1498 1 2009-11-05T07:09:14-05:00 337 <img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/biowo8.jpg"> say whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!? http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,513175,00.html 2009-04-08T18:21:54-04:00 2 2009-04-08T18:18:18-04:00 16637 false false 12132 1498 1 2009-11-06T17:31:36-05:00 267 So... I get up early this morning with my daughter and happen to catch Sesame Street. Today, they play this throw back video, old school S.S., I remember it from when I was a kid. Anyway, I'm watching and rockin along with it, when all of a sudden, I noticed somethings not right in the background. Watch... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnoJwfnzmqA Am I crazy or...? Because to me, it looks like at 1:30, when Seymour meets the friendly pterodactyl, His neighbor Mrs. Fazini pulls out a shotgun and blows her brains out. This is on Sesame Street mind you... 2009-04-05T20:42:08-04:00 18 2009-04-05T14:06:06-04:00 16474 false false 1815 1498 1 2009-11-07T01:39:17-05:00 545 <img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/n16w3l.jpg"> Along with Salt The Wound, Hands on Clothing, The Horror Project, Rockett and more.... Is nothing sacred? 2009-04-04T17:42:16-04:00 25 2009-04-04T10:12:13-04:00 16446 false false 12039 1498 1 2009-11-07T13:21:58-05:00 854 Gmail ALMOST got me with their prank feature this year... clever ( <i>click the image for the full joke feature rundown</i> ) <a href="http://mail.google.com/mail/help/autopilot/index.html"><img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/21nqpzb.jpg"></a> Find a good one? Pulled one off yourself? POST EM 2009-04-01T15:25:40-04:00 13 2009-04-01T08:02:10-04:00 16309 false false 1864 1498 1 2009-11-05T20:52:31-05:00 605 <a href="http://www.moleskinerie.com/2009/02/moleskine-icons-for-mac-users.html"><img src="http://typedesk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/moleskine-icons.jpg"> Moleskin Icons</a> Dont know if you have a mac, or if you've already seen these, but I thought you would enjoy... enjoy dammit! 2009-03-17T11:01:07-04:00 14 2009-02-11T14:52:25-05:00 14164 false false 997 1498 1 2009-10-31T14:55:51-04:00 337 I dont know too much about this stuff, tried a search and didnt come up with much so I figured I'd ask you guys since you usually know whats up... so, that being said... how do <b><i>you</b></i> go about keepin up with RSS feeds? 2009-02-14T00:43:15-05:00 13 2009-02-13T13:41:26-05:00 14264 false false 1509 1498 1 2009-11-06T17:59:41-05:00 297 Have any of you guys checked out this site? Some crazy rediculous talent over there, although I feel like a few of you should be up there as well <i>( I'm lookin at you Malone )</i> <a href="http://www.conceptart.org/"><img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/mcrh3t.jpg" /></a> I just lost a good hour of my life perusing the sexiness over there... have at it 2009-02-10T16:19:03-05:00 4 2009-02-10T16:08:54-05:00 14114 false false 1498 1498 1 2009-10-17T04:31:17-04:00 134