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  <created-at type="datetime">2009-02-09T22:14:16-05:00</created-at>
  <description>I don't know.. Stephen is a very intelligent man... one most fascinated with black holes.. I read his book, and wrote a report on black holes in 7th grade. I too am fascinated with black holes... 

note* I just realized after making this tee Stephen Hawking is in fact, paralyzed and cannot hold anyone.. sorry for the mistake, text can be changed if purchased..

text change options:

Harass me Hawking
Hush Mr. Hawking
Help Me (with my black hole report) Hawking
Hoola Hoops Hawking
Hodge Podge Hawking
Hokey Pokey Hawking
Hickle Pickle Hawking.
and a few more to come... 

Thanks for viewing...

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  <name>Hold Me Hawking</name>
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  <updated-at type="datetime">2009-11-08T05:43:54-05:00</updated-at>
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    <comment>
      <body>&lt;img src="http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e236/KillerNapkins/hawk.jpg" /&gt;
Hawking Closeup</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>lol thats great</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2009-02-09T22:16:45-05:00</created-at>
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    <comment>
      <body>i think this is amazing.</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2009-02-09T22:18:31-05:00</created-at>
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    <comment>
      <body>haha 2 in one day!  so good

</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>holy shit, lets fuck.  now.</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>wowwwwwww.
keep this up!!</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>thanks yall..
who knows.. maybe im starting a secret clothing line... ...
...</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>love your style man!!!</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2009-02-09T22:40:15-05:00</created-at>
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    <comment>
      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Killer Napkins said:&lt;/cite&gt; thanks yall..
who knows.. maybe im starting a secret clothing line... ...
...&lt;/blockquote&gt;

You better be. 
If you're not, I am going to sell your designs to scene kids in Chili!</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Matt Rupp said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Killer Napkins said:&lt;/cite&gt; thanks yall..
who knows.. maybe im starting a secret clothing line... ...
...&lt;/blockquote&gt;

You better be. 
If you're not, I am going to sell your designs to scene kids in Chili!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

as long as you are the dude that does all the work sellign shit.. and fronts money for printing and other stuff..then we have a deal! ;)</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>Holler Back Hawking!

Keep making these!</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;derekdeal said:&lt;/cite&gt; Holler Back Hawking!

Keep making these!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

holler back hawking.. excellent!
superb! .. and I will .. I have a few people in mind!</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Killer Napkins said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Matt Rupp said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Killer Napkins said:&lt;/cite&gt; thanks yall..
who knows.. maybe im starting a secret clothing line... ...
...&lt;/blockquote&gt;

You better be. 
If you're not, I am going to sell your designs to scene kids in Chili!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

as long as you are the dude that does all the work sellign shit.. and fronts money for printing and other stuff..then we have a deal! ;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Its a done deal my friend!</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>Nice!

also...John Belushi in Blues Brothers! Do it!</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>really awesome work </body>
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    <comment>
      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;SKUMMIE said:&lt;/cite&gt; Nice!

also...John Belushi in Blues Brothers! Do it!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

ahh yess good one.. ive been thinking who to do... im making a list. haha</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>Troll Man Coleman

&lt;img src="http://www.virginmedia.com/images/gary-coleman-g.jpg" /&gt;
</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>dude, you are on a roll!</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>You are kicking ass!</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>wow I love this.</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>Your style is awesome!</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>you are on fucking fiiiire</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>Dude, you made Nick's sex on fire.</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>It's true. My pubes spontaneously combusted in the face of such sheer awesome. I had to put them out by punching myself in the crotch over and over.</body>
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      <body>Hahahahahah! Woooahhhhhh, his taint is on fiiiire.</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>You've never been afraid until you've smelled the smell of your own taint scorching.</body>
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      <body>Hahah!</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Matt Rupp said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Killer Napkins said:&lt;/cite&gt; thanks yall..
who knows.. maybe im starting a secret clothing line... ...
...&lt;/blockquote&gt;

You better be. 
If you're not, I am going to sell your designs to scene kids in Chili!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

*Chile, silly goose</body>
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      <body>he is good isnt he.</body>
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      <body>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_utP1mGoutQ&amp;feature=related</body>
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      <body>i'm probably gonna penetrate your spinchter in the near future
just a heads up..

this is sic</body>
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      <body>sweet</body>
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      <body>WHAT!? </body>
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      <body>I'd like to do one with Bill Murry! Is that alright???</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;treyinstereo said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Matt Rupp said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Killer Napkins said:&lt;/cite&gt; thanks yall..
who knows.. maybe im starting a secret clothing line... ...
...&lt;/blockquote&gt;

You better be. 
If you're not, I am going to sell your designs to scene kids in Chili!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

*Chile, silly goose&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Could you tell that I was hungary?!
Har Har. Corny jokes.</body>
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      <body>how the hell did I miss this???</body>
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      <body>too sik.....</body>
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      <body>oh yeah.. nice one killer</body>
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      <body>nice man! i really dig your illo style </body>
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      <body>haha, and you thought people were going to hate you for this</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>awesomeness</body>
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      <body>hahah love this tee,
hope you didnt offend anyone with it :D</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2009-02-17T22:17:16-05:00</created-at>
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      <updated-at type="datetime">2009-02-17T22:17:16-05:00</updated-at>
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    <comment>
      <body>I FICKING LOVE THIS!</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2009-03-22T23:05:38-04:00</created-at>
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      <updated-at type="datetime">2009-03-22T23:05:38-04:00</updated-at>
    </comment>
    <comment>
      <body>i wish someone would get this printed,
i really want it!! :D
on a jumper.

</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2009-10-06T10:42:02-04:00</created-at>
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      <updated-at type="datetime">2009-10-06T10:42:02-04:00</updated-at>
    </comment>
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