2009-12-30T20:10:21-05:00

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2009-03-03T23:26:50-05:00

"FACT: I am faster than 80% of all snakes." Available in various styles & colors and winner of the Loitery contest!

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http://emptees.com/tees/14895-fact/buy

Question: what kind of bear is best? 14895

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2009-03-04T18:55:35-05:00

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2009-03-04T18:55:35-05:00

bears... beets... battlestar galactica 14895

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2009-03-05T00:16:57-05:00

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2009-03-05T00:16:57-05:00

yes 14895

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2009-03-05T00:28:35-05:00

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2009-03-05T00:28:35-05:00

nice, i still think this one wins though... <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v178/burlymugg/?action=view&current=SPC.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v178/burlymugg/SPC.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> 14895

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2009-03-05T00:51:20-05:00

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2009-03-05T00:51:20-05:00

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH LOVE THIS! NEW EPISODE TONIGHT I THINK! 14895

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2009-03-05T08:33:40-05:00

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2009-03-05T08:33:40-05:00

Wow SWH, that is by far and wide the best one. 14895

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2009-03-05T09:30:19-05:00

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2009-03-05T09:30:19-05:00

<img src="http://www.grabup.com/uploads/51c21f092068977eb844272a5e224430.png?direct"> 14895

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2009-03-05T12:14:30-05:00

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2009-03-05T12:14:42-05:00

<blockquote><cite>skull with hair said:</cite> nice, i still think this one wins though... <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v178/burlymugg/?action=view&current=SPC.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v178/burlymugg/SPC.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></blockquote> sorry dude, but this one totally wins <img src="http://www.imgspark.com/icache/0004/26294aecab456dd14e1d88aff5d39d6e_l.jpg" /> 14895

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2009-03-05T12:19:27-05:00

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2009-03-05T12:19:27-05:00

Yes change into a truck rules all. 14895

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2009-03-05T12:19:57-05:00

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2009-03-05T12:20:18-05:00

this one is good too: <img src="http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/images/ea/e4/936311/original_image.png?1236129651" /> 14895

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2009-03-05T12:33:02-05:00

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fuckin' awesome! (8 14895

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2009-03-05T12:34:22-05:00

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2009-03-05T12:34:22-05:00

<img src="http://www.eggfart.com/web/hope.jpg" /> 14895

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2009-03-05T12:53:57-05:00

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2009-03-05T12:53:57-05:00

<blockquote><cite>sidemouse said:</cite> <img src="http://www.eggfart.com/web/hope.jpg" /></blockquote> <blockquote><cite>ten7 said:</cite> this one is good too: <img src="http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/images/ea/e4/936311/original_image.png?1236129651" /></blockquote> these both look terrible 14895

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2009-03-05T13:04:25-05:00

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2009-03-05T13:04:25-05:00

Rainn Wilson tweeted about this. Check it out... http://twitter.com/rainnwilson 14895

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2009-03-05T13:10:00-05:00

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2009-03-05T13:10:00-05:00

Those are so awesome! I'm making one! 14895

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2009-03-05T13:20:12-05:00

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<blockquote><cite>Keithr said:</cite> these both look terrible</blockquote> Thanks! 14895

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2009-03-05T13:23:09-05:00

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2009-03-05T13:23:09-05:00

<blockquote><cite>molasses4masses said:</cite> Rainn Wilson tweeted about this. Check it out... http://twitter.com/rainnwilson</blockquote> Probably the coolest thing to happen on Emptees today 14895

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2009-03-05T13:31:57-05:00

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<blockquote><cite>derekdeal said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>skull with hair said:</cite> nice, i still think this one wins though... <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v178/burlymugg/?action=view&current=SPC.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v178/burlymugg/SPC.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></blockquote> sorry dude, but this one totally wins <img src="http://www.imgspark.com/icache/0004/26294aecab456dd14e1d88aff5d39d6e_l.jpg" /></blockquote> oh total win, never seen that haha 14895

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2009-03-05T13:45:57-05:00

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2009-03-05T13:45:57-05:00

that is awesome and he even tweeted about it himself with approval! nice job! 14895

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2009-03-05T14:53:05-05:00

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2009-03-05T14:53:05-05:00

haha also check out doubletakeclothin dot com for a sweet dwight shirt! 14895

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2009-03-05T15:26:05-05:00

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2009-03-05T15:26:05-05:00

haha - it's actually right here. http://www.doubletakeclothing.com/product/bears-beets-battlestar Rainn Wilson tweeted about us as well! http://twitter.com/rainnwilson/status/1260284699 14895

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2009-03-05T15:31:03-05:00

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2009-03-05T15:31:03-05:00

raad 14895

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2009-03-05T17:03:21-05:00

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2009-03-05T17:03:21-05:00

<img src="http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/1790546/DSC_0113_1.JPG" /> If you wanted to see our shirt as well... 14895

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2009-03-05T17:28:02-05:00

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2009-03-05T17:28:02-05:00

the Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, and Bob Hope ones SUCK. But, the Dwight and Optimus Prime ones RULE!! 14895

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2009-03-05T20:46:01-05:00

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2009-03-05T20:46:01-05:00

Rain Wilson linked to this tee on his twitter today! https://twitter.com/rainnwilson 14895

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2009-03-05T21:22:56-05:00

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2009-03-05T21:22:56-05:00

^ oh man! 14895

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2009-03-06T10:34:05-05:00

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2009-03-06T10:34:05-05:00

<blockquote><cite>skull with hair said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>derekdeal said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>skull with hair said:</cite> nice, i still think this one wins though... <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v178/burlymugg/?action=view&current=SPC.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v178/burlymugg/SPC.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></blockquote> sorry dude, but this one totally wins <img src="http://www.imgspark.com/icache/0004/26294aecab456dd14e1d88aff5d39d6e_l.jpg" /></blockquote> oh total win, never seen that haha</blockquote> Thats what happens when they try to vectorize in Photoshop. 14895

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2009-03-06T11:30:57-05:00

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2009-03-06T15:04:51-05:00

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2009-03-06T15:05:40-05:00

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Awesome! 14895

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2009-03-06T15:39:35-05:00

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2009-03-06T15:39:35-05:00

While I'm getting sick of these parody designs I have to say the FACT design made me laugh out loud. Definitely the best use of this device I've seen. Though the Change and Cunt ones are also great. 14895

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2009-03-07T12:00:17-05:00

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2009-03-07T12:00:17-05:00

LOITER IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN HIZZY! 14895

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2009-03-19T12:48:59-04:00

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2009-03-19T12:48:59-04:00

yes. 14895

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2009-03-21T10:55:05-04:00

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lol 14895

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2009-06-25T11:08:51-04:00

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2009-06-25T11:08:51-04:00

its awkwardly placed? 14895

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2009-08-15T01:54:13-04:00

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That's what she said... 14895

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2009-08-15T12:42:58-04:00

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2009-08-15T12:42:58-04:00

actually, there are two schools of thought.. i rather black bears though 14895

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2009-09-27T21:29:50-04:00

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