There! The King of the Octopi holds his scepter! Look how proudly he
fights for his people against the Swallow Alliance! This is a war that
stretches back for thousands of year, since the first monkey crawled
into the ocean and the first whale grew wings. As the waves crash, the
final battle begins, both sides prepared for the battle that will
decide, once and for all, what creature holds dominion over sea and sky!
Oh, yeah, and for some reason there’s a pirate in the middle.
This shirt was designed by: Jimiyo,
who is an artist talented enough to make us like pirates again. Keep in
mind that you probably are not. We’re sorry, we love you, but that’s
just a fact. A fact as cruel and cold as the sea itself.
Wear this shirt:
under an Armani jacket. That way you’ll look good when you meet with
your internet buddies to download their zero-day releases… all the
while secretly working for the RIAA. It’ll be like a digital Miami Vice. You’ll have your own theme. On keyboards.
Don’t wear this shirt:
to Disneyland. You’ll get near the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and
some little kid will ask you if you work there and you’ll say no, and
then some other kid will ask you and you’ll say no, and then a third
kid will as you and you’ll say no, but this time you’ll be really
frustrated and so it will come out all mean, and then suddenly you’ll
be in a secret tunnel getting beaten by twenty five Mouseketeers and
Cory Doctorow for ruining the magic of the Kingdom.
This shirt tells the world: “Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr deep breath rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.”
We call this color:
The Governor’s Daughter Was Named Heather Gray/She Begged Me To Bring
Her Some Dates/But Once I Arrived At The Edge Of Her Harbor/I Found I
Preferred Me First Mate
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 15” x 18.12”
S-WS: 11.25” x 13.59”
Color(s): – White – Pantone Black C – Pantone Cool Gray 9 C – Pantone Cool Gray 3 C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
