There is an epidemic sweeping our nation. Every town, no matter the size is being overtaken with these foreign life forms. You can spot them at nightclubs, gyms, the mall, wherever you go. They are....Douchebags!
You can recognize them by their perfectly gel sculpted hair, fake "Man-Tans," their weird hand gestures for pictures and their desire to increase energy levels by looking for mirrors to "check themselves out."
Don’t by caught up in their ways, fight Douchebaggery!
4 Comments
Cole said 6 months ago
only a douche bag would wear this.
jimmyheartcore said 6 months ago
Yeah, unfortunately.
Kolby said 6 months ago
Are you getting one Jimmy?
Retroplus said 6 months ago
Hey Byeline,
You gave me an idea. I was thinking about making a shirt about Pretentious, socially retarded, artsy emo rocker virgins who only wear hoodies to "block out the evil sun" while staring at their Pete Wentz poster on the ceiling...could you send me a picture of yourself??? That would be great! Thanks I know it would be hit with people, well, like you. Get over yourself chief and try getting laid...your hand doesn’t count. 88