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TEE OFF: TOO OBSCENE TO BE VIEWED AT WORK!!! SERIOUSLY: THE ARISTOCRATS!

posted 3 months ago by Cole

TEE OFF: TOO OBSCENE TO BE VIEWED AT WORK!!! SERIOUSLY: THE ARISTOCRATS! image

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18!

The most obscene thing i could think of was Gilbert Godfried’s part in the Aristocrats. Here is MY version of the Aristocrats.

This is very much an adult illustration. Do not click it if you are not interested in seeing obscene and sick/gross nudity.

for all you sick mother fuckers that want full detail...

HERE

46 Comments

  1. Cole - Cole Blotcky avatar

    Cole said 3 months ago

    Warning, not safe for work!

  2. jimmyheartcore - Jimmy Heartcore avatar

    jimmyheartcore said 3 months ago

    Warning, not safe for work!

  3. Buck Nasty - Brian DeMaso avatar

    Buck Nasty said 3 months ago

    If you love this design the FBI and Chris Hansen will visit you personally.

    What is seen cannot be unseen.

  4. jimmyheartcore - Jimmy Heartcore avatar

    jimmyheartcore said 3 months ago

    The grandpa looks like John McCain.

  5. derekdeal - Derek Deal avatar

    derekdeal said 3 months ago

    jimmyheartcore said: The grandpa looks like John McCain.

    i thought he kinda looked like brian dennehey

  6. RustyEight - RustyEight Media avatar

    RustyEight said 3 months ago

  7. Buck Nasty - Brian DeMaso avatar

    Buck Nasty said 3 months ago

    RustyEight said:

    haha I totally forgot about that, nice.

  8. jimmyheartcore - Jimmy Heartcore avatar

    jimmyheartcore said 3 months ago

  9. Cole - Cole Blotcky avatar

    Cole said 3 months ago

  10. mbennett  - mark bennett avatar

    mbennett said 3 months ago

    sooo awesome HAHA

    sick !!

    no really haha

  11. heroes - rich avatar

    heroes said 3 months ago

    hahah this is wicked i avoided everything obscene hahah

  12. gaunty - Colin Gauntlett avatar

    gaunty said 3 months ago

    was gonna go to sleep now but I´m staying up so I don´t get nightmares

  13. jimmyheartcore - Jimmy Heartcore avatar

    jimmyheartcore said 3 months ago

    I think the real truth will be who loses - they are the real winner here.

  14. t.rupp - T.Rupp avatar

    t.rupp said 3 months ago

  15. Randomentity - Courtney Varner avatar

    Randomentity said 3 months ago

    jimmyheartcore said:

    i love that scene so much, it just feels so...awkward...

    this is so amazing, i love that there’s a "buy artwork" option.

  16. wotto - wotto avatar

    wotto said 3 months ago

    Cole said: Warning, not safe for work!

    this design had me LMAO

  17. adamastephens - Adam Stephens avatar

    adamastephens said 3 months ago

    so gross. but so nice.

  18. skullface - Jessica avatar

    skullface said 3 months ago

    coleblotcky86 (3:56:50 AM): mine has blood shit semen penis cum vagina guts severed limbs bowjobs incest foreskin beastiality child porn anal fisting
    coleblotcky86 (3:56:59 AM): .....
    coleblotcky86 (3:57:00 AM): .piss

  19. AYYOGOLDSTEIN - Mitchell Goldstein avatar

    AYYOGOLDSTEIN said 3 months ago

    The first time I saw The Aristocrats I had never seen Bob Saget outside of Full House, you can imagine how much of a rude awakening that was.

  20. LitoQ - Q avatar

    LitoQ said 3 months ago

    "Oh thats just nasty..."

  21. skull with hair - skull with hair avatar

    skull with hair said 3 months ago

    moms nipples are hott!!

  22. heavyprints - Nick avatar

    heavyprints said 3 months ago

    This is the most epic shit on the face of the planet.

  23. GerardoG - Gerardo avatar

    GerardoG said 3 months ago

    haha wtf?

  24. Kevvbo - Kevin Hartranft avatar

    Kevvbo said 3 months ago

    heavyprints said: This is the most epic shit on the face of the planet.

    wtf? Is it wrong if i think this is awesome!!! haha ....if you print this you should sell it with a free ticket to hell. Amazing job cole! you killed it.

  25. shwag - Shwag Ryerson Davis IV avatar

    shwag said 3 months ago

    fucking. obscene.

    it’s quite ridiculous that you had to rack your brain for this theme and the competition just sort of ignored it...

    just sayin.

  26. jelly - Jeremy Dunn avatar

    jelly said 3 months ago

    jimmyheartcore said:

    If I was her brother, she could definitely shit in my mouth while I jacked off on our mom.
    She is hot!

  27. Dave!PTS - Dave Pearson avatar

    Dave!PTS said 3 months ago

    Hahaha.. Cole for the win. Robin Williams' hairy palms would be proud.

  28. Democlasm - Sam Minton avatar

    Democlasm said 3 months ago

    Holy shit, theres enough obsenity in this to make up for the lack of it in Heros design. Thats amazing.

  29. Cole - Cole Blotcky avatar

    Cole said 3 months ago

    its only six colors if someone wants to print it :)

  30. Lazyeye - Neil McKinney avatar

    Lazyeye said 3 months ago

    Ok, i just burnt my grill cheese on the pan. Thanks for burning my food and eyes.

  31. Legit Heroes - Legit Heroes avatar

    Legit Heroes said 3 months ago

    this is probly the funniest thread in emptees EVER

  32. M.Eureka - Samuel Boucher avatar

    M.Eureka said 3 months ago

    Oh my ..dick

  33. herky - Keith avatar

    herky said 3 months ago

    whoa nellie! cool though.

  34. bblake - Bryan Blake avatar

    bblake said 3 months ago

    wooow

  35. heythequickness - Jerome Villagracia avatar

    heythequickness said 3 months ago

    lmao at the boy hugging the guys head and shitting. That’s amazing.

  36. Killer Napkins - Jason avatar

    Killer Napkins said 3 months ago

    mmmm .. this makes me happy!!... it looks like theyre having a blast!

  37. Cole - Cole Blotcky avatar

    Cole said 3 months ago

    heythequickness said: lmao at the boy hugging the guys head and shitting. That’s amazing.

    hes getting sucked as well. duh.

  38. jaynajaynajayna - Jayna avatar

    jaynajaynajayna said 3 months ago

    family fun

  39. doublej - doublej avatar

    doublej said 3 months ago

    sick fuck :) i love it.

  40. quakerninja - Newman avatar

    quakerninja said 3 months ago

    I can Haz wallpaperz??

  41. pzn - Jeff avatar

    pzn said 3 months ago

    I just set it as my desktop background

  42. justgeoff - Geoff May avatar

    justgeoff said 3 months ago

    I need to go wash my eyes.

  43. MykeCatastrophic - Michael Lo Sauro avatar

    MykeCatastrophic said 3 months ago

    I feel dirty just looking at this...

    justgeoff said: I need to go wash my eyes.
  44. whyball - whyball avatar

    whyball said 3 months ago

    you are a sick motherf......
    The censored one looks nice too !

  45. justin - justin avatar

    justin said 3 months ago

    christ! you sick bastard

  46. traviscollateral - Travis Cook avatar

    traviscollateral said about 1 month ago

    good lord this is disturbing.

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