Jazz Traitor

“Today he plays Jazz. Tomorrow he betrays his country.”

Before jazz was corrupted into muzak for call-centres and elevator men, it enjoyed its rightful status as a corruptor of young minds.

Sure, a bit of swing must seem like good clean fun. But we all know that it’s a downward spiral of drugs, fast-women, and free-will. The Stalinists had the right idea. Nip it in the bud!

Join the struggle today and help end the evil spread of Jazz. Quickly now, before someone subjects you to some Kenny G...