Dave!PTS - Dave Pearson avatar

When Chuck Norris Attacks

posted 3 months ago by Dave!PTS

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All Of it.

First off I just wanna point out that I’m not making fun of Collisiontheory’s amazing Angry Animal Series tees here, I love them and i’m a huge fan of his work and have the utmost respect for him, and if he finds this disrespectful or anything i’ll take it down, it’s just a bit of fun. Then again, he just won 10 G’s at DBH so he’s probably too busy sunning himself in Barbados to care.

Anyway, I read that Chuck Norris is suing www.chucknorrisfacts.com for tarnishing his image with 'lewd facts', seems a little harsh, but I wouldn’t want to be in the way of that legal roundhouse kick to the face. Anyway, I thought he’d make a good addition to CollisionTheory’s angry animal series so I figured i’d do it myself... It’s nowhere near as good, and doing angry looking animals is a lot harder than it looks so kudos to CT.

Looking at it now I probably should have called it "When Chuck Norris Reaches Orgasm"...

6 Comments

  1. Dave!PTS - Dave Pearson avatar

    Dave!PTS said 3 months ago

    Deets..

  2. gaunty - Colin Gauntlett avatar

    gaunty said 3 months ago

    Haha this is sweet, maybe darken the blonde a bit tho Dave.

  3. DrewGliever - Drew Gliever avatar

    DrewGliever said 3 months ago

    "ruining his image"?

    the guy supported the site, and they made him into the most brutal superhero to ever exist!

    Anyway.. great/funny tee :D

    loved!

  4. traviscollateral - Travis Cook avatar

    traviscollateral said 3 months ago

    CLIMAXXXXXXX

  5. aaron crawford - Aaron Crawford avatar

    aaron crawford said 3 months ago

    if chuck norris got his weiner stuck in a meat grinder, this would be his face.

  6. discordantart - Chad Lenjer avatar

    discordantart said 3 months ago

    hahaha he had such a good thing going too!

    nice!

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