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  <description>&lt;b&gt;Topic: Internet Jokes&lt;/b&gt; vs. &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.emptees.com/tees/9440-tee-battle-round-3-internet-jokes"&gt;downrodeo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;

Sometimes people just fall for jokes. One of the funniest was this exchange between justgeoff and kolby in a thread right here on Emptees about 8 months ago.

&lt;b&gt;Kolby&lt;/b&gt;: Tee Off???? Where do I find the rules and stuff like that? I am very new and dont understand.

&lt;b&gt;justgeoff&lt;/b&gt;: We have a bi-monthly meeting in Boise, ID at the Kiwanis Club Local #232 from 7pm-10pm. Be there next month and you&#8217;ll get your welcome packet, which has all the guidelines, etiquette and rules. You&#8217;ll also be given an Emptees member #. You can use that at all participating tee shirt sites to get huge savings of up to 65% off!

&lt;b&gt;Kolby&lt;/b&gt;: Are you serious? I live in Atlanta.

&lt;b&gt;justgeoff&lt;/b&gt;: I guess you can just mail in your dues along with a photocopy of your license and Social Security card that have been certified by a Notary Public. Once Emptees recieves that they&#8217;ll mail out the welcome packet and member card. They will have to be signed for by you upon delivery.

You will have to be there for the annual initiation ceremony. Lucky for you, this year it&#8217;s being held in Macon, GA so it won&#8217;t be too far for you.

&lt;b&gt;Kolby&lt;/b&gt;: Hell yea. I will mail it in and definitely be there for the ceremony! What is the address that I need to send it to. I don&#8217;t have a license but I do have a state issued ID. Will that work?

&lt;a href="http://www.emptees.com/posts/1250-tee-off"&gt;aaaand it continues for general reference and laughing purposes here.&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;b&gt;Special thanks goes to Kolby for letting me bring this up again, for providing a photo of his head for me to reference and for laughing at himself!&lt;/b&gt;




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      <body>&lt;img src="http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j274/abro83/detailcopy.jpg"&gt;</body>
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      <body>fuck yes
id wear this, haha</body>
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      <body>YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS</body>
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      <body>Haha this is like watching a piece of my childhood run around on a shirt.</body>
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      <body>HA!</body>
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      <body>classic! Ah geoff you bad man!</body>
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      <body>haha i remember this!</body>
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      <body>I lol'd</body>
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      <body>hahaha, thats great.</body>
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      <body>best.</body>
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      <body>This exchange with Kolby always brings a smile to my face.</body>
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      <body>One of the funniest moments on emptees ever.</body>
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      <body>Absolutely amazing!</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;jimmyheartcore said:&lt;/cite&gt; I am not half as clever as the other people in the tee off.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

me three:)
this is full of win, ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewin!</body>
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      <body>yesss. i hope thats his real ssn. i need his identity. </body>
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      <body>Ameeee you're the greatest. Good sport koobeeee.</body>
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      <body>this is awesome... ha what a classic</body>
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      <body>omg. amazing. so good. i'm dying.</body>
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      <body>Thank you so much everyone, I really enjoyed doing this one! It cracks me up!</body>
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      <body>HAHAHA 
Ameeee, this is way too good!</body>
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      <body>ps. I would wear this all day every day</body>
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      <body>hahahahahahaha great job ameeee!

i remember this too, holy shit this was histerical, probally the best thread to ever grace emptees.</body>
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      <body>Haha, thanks dudesssss!</body>
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      <body>I wasnt a member then but that was funny to read. good illustration too!</body>
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      <body>Thanks johnny :)</body>
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      <body>anytime. will give love after seeing downrodeos.. in fairness :)</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;johnnyd said:&lt;/cite&gt; anytime. will give love after seeing downrodeos.. in fairness :)&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Hehe, no probs! That's what I usually do too :)</body>
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      <body>damn... I'm screwed!!! Nice work, Ameeee.</body>
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      <body>He was so embarrassed about this that he didn't tell me about this for months.  (I am his sister!)  See, you guys didn't even know what a valuable life lesson you taught him.... there's no telling who he would have given his info to!!</body>
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      <body>You are on the front page. </body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;quakerninja said:&lt;/cite&gt; You are on the front page.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Hahah, crazy town!

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Kimberley said:&lt;/cite&gt; He was so embarrassed about this that he didn't tell me about this for months.  (I am his sister!)  See, you guys didn't even know what a valuable life lesson you taught him.... there's no telling who he would have given his info to!!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Hahah! I know that is so funny!! Luckily he didn't post it!

Thanks everyone for your love :)</body>
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      <body>I love looking back on old emptees moments that the newer peeps dont know about</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;MadeByMAS said:&lt;/cite&gt; I love looking back on old emptees moments that the newer peeps dont know about&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Heheh yeah I had a blast doing this one.</body>
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      <body>*shakes head*</body>
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      <body>lol
</body>
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      <body>You did it round 4. Go get em Ameeee.</body>
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      <body>Hehe, thanks Newman!</body>
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      <body>amy this is absolutely amazing... hahahaha. i remember this like it was yesterday..ah, good times</body>
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      <body>Hahaha, thanks Ryan!</body>
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