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    <description>Gargamel has finally succeeded in his quest to capture the Smurfs!

Sketch and pencils by ExplodingToes, color and inks by RandomEntity</description>
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    <description>Ok so the devil made me do this after listening to a remix of Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice-- Vanilli Ice. Just threw this up in 5 minutes so I don't get disqualified for the next tee battles. Sorry edgil I tried... =(</description>
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    <description>This beautiful woman is indeed headless... I'd do her anyway.... look at those DSLs...

ME vs Jon Kruse</description>
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    <description>A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

There was a Tee Off Challenge on planet Emptees. Round one has been finished, and it is time for Emptees Wars 2... Attack of the Phones!!!

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    <description>maybe too late.. didnt realize the time..


SEAMONKEY THUG!</description>
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    <name>tee battle... underwater life</name>
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    <description>Topic teeth. 

Just got it in there. 8:55pm.</description>
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    <description>&lt;a href="http://www.shredclothing.com"&gt;Shred Clothing&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.shrednews.com"&gt;Shred News&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.totallyawesomeclothing.com"&gt;Totally Awesome Clothing&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.howtostartaclothingcompany.com"&gt;How to start clothing line&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.JonathanKruse.com"&gt;JonathanKruse.com&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.doubledragonstudios.com"&gt;Double Dragon Studios&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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    <description>Completely forgot about the tee battle so hope this still gets through.

It's based on the vintage pinup girls that are usually painted on world war 2 bombers. True harbingers of death!

Pinup girl is by alberto vargas.zzzzzz</description>
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    <name>TEE Battle Round 1: Airplanes</name>
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    <active-at type="datetime">2009-09-13T12:37:14-04:00</active-at>
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    <description>A heaping bowl of sherbet and an hour...

I took a little liberty with this, since I never get to do licensed stuff. I would have spent more time on the colors too, but... eff it.

Krang cameo FTW!</description>
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    <name>Zombie Ninja - Tee Battle! [Round 1... FIGHT!]</name>
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    <active-at type="datetime">2009-08-27T23:52:22-04:00</active-at>
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    <description>Inspired by the lyrics "Rosetta Stoned" by Tool.

Essentially a guy gets tapped by aliens to carry the message of salvation to mankind but forgets his pen and is unable to remember.

I felt that should aliens choose to reach us, a "here, write this down" attitude would be more of a "divine touch" event a-la brain surgery. 

Hope you all enjoy. I'd appreciate  your critiques. 

Created in Illustrator and Photoshop.

Check out the lyrics here:

http://lyricwiki.org/Tool:Rosetta_Stoned</description>
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    <active-at type="datetime">2009-03-14T14:33:01-04:00</active-at>
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    <description>Four Score and Seven Dinosaurs ago, Abraham Lincoln (Aka Kevin Doom) rode on the back of a giant T-Rex to fight the Rebel South. It wasn't the dinosaur or Abe's love for Metal that swayed them to the union again, it was the awesome stylish sunglasses that was loaned to them by Johnathan Kruse to free the slaves of Xenu.

This is my first try at illustration on a tshirt (zombie doesn't count). Any criticism is welcome and appreciated.

Good Luck Gabroll!</description>
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    <description>I had this concept for a chain smoking Cactus called Cactus Jack. I put down 'Cactus' and 'Cigars' for two of my subjects in the hope I'd get one and luckily I did! So here he is, the ultimate bad ass.</description>
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    <description>&lt;b&gt;Topic: Teeth vs. &lt;a href="http://emptees.com/tees/8851-tee-battle-round-1-blood"&gt;
BuchananDesigns&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;

Here in Australia we pay out the British for their bad teeth. The term "geezer teeth" comes quickly to mind. Of course it's a stereotype - but hey it's funny! 

Back in 2002, I was driving around with my friends yelling out "geezer teef" at old people whilst listening to The Streets. Good times.

http://emptees.com/tees/8851-tee-battle-round-1-blood


</description>
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    <name>Tee Battle (Round 1) - Geezer Teeth</name>
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    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-11-21T14:19:16-05:00</updated-at>
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    <active-at type="datetime">2009-03-10T02:50:52-04:00</active-at>
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    <description>First tee off ever, had fun designing, see the battle thread &lt;a href="http://emptees.com/posts/6714-tee-battle-me-vs-dynamic"&gt;here
&lt;/a&gt;

Show it some love if you please

voting ends sept. 3 @ midnight</description>
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